What talent/gift do you possess?

DickSwiveller

Don't be modest.

Surreptitious

I'm the first to leave silly jokes after the OP posts.

PandaPoo

I can burp the alphabet backwards, down a pint in 3 seconds, good at cross stitch. Think that's it really.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

I can sing and whistle while sitting on a thistle.

verycool

DickSwiveller wrote: »

Don't be modest.

I wouldn't say constantly gloating is a talent/gift.

5rtytry56

Giving threads like this a precise rating.

buried

I can see the trouble coming from miles away. That's when I leave, then head back just when it kicks off and have a massive massive laugh from the shadows.

Gloomtastic!

I can wriggle my ears!

Pac1Man

I helped create the well respected Pen Island.com website. Took a while to get it up and running and lasted not as long as I hoped but it all came good in the end.

Uncharted

I can determine if a floor,football pitch,timber structure etc is completely level or not by eye.

Accurate to 2mm in a metre...


Not exactly Avengers style superpower but there ya go.

Tigger

Uncharted wrote: »

I can determine if a floor,football pitch,timber structure etc is completely level or not by eye.

Accurate to 2mm in a metre...


Not exactly Avengers style superpower but there ya go.

I also can do this

BuboBubo

Treasure Drab Spirits wrote: »

I can sing and whistle while sitting on a thistle.

Blessed is he who sits on a thistle
For he shall rise again.

My talents include getting and remaining fat.

Your Face

I can get to anyone.

DickSwiveller

5rtytry56 wrote: »

Giving threads like this a precise rating.

Always a knocker. Why not just refrain from commenting if you don't like it?

5rtytry56

Nah, I'm a great humble bragger.

jamesbere

I can cook minute rice in 58 seconds

I can also look directly into the sun for 10 seconds

shakeitoff

I can do non stop keepy uppies with a football, I can only do them using right foot and knee. It's literally the only thing I have ever been half decent at.

All of them

Eggs For Dinner

I can post on Boards AND piss people off simultaneously

Mister Vain

I can fart with my hands.

Potential-Monke

I can usually find a way to offend everyone. Can turn most things sexual. Well known for making the wrong comment at the wrong time in the hope it's funny. Can down a pint in 3 seconds. Pretty good at CoD. Good chance at the most amount of masturbation without it being an clinical issue...

mackeire

Uncharted wrote: »

I can determine if a floor,football pitch,timber structure etc is completely level or not by eye.

Accurate to 2mm in a metre...


Not exactly Avengers style superpower but there ya go.

You must be good at reading greens on a golf course.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

I'm really good at picking the exact right episode of a TV programme with shítloads of episodes to show someone to get them to start watching it.

I can talk to anyone with ease. Be you queen or pauper.
I can sing.
I can spell exceptionally well.
I can put you at ease easily
I can tell how you are feeling.
I listen without needing or simply waiting for my turn to speak.
I notice colours that match. Like "oh the stripe on your shoe is the exact same colour as the light on the laptop".

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

DickSwiveller wrote: »

Always a knocker. Why not just refrain from commenting if you don't like it?

Could have been a very precise 5*****

DickSwiveller

verycool wrote: »

I wouldn't say constantly gloating is a talent/gift.

Who's "constantly gloating". What are you on about?

Wibbs

Gloomtastic! wrote: »

I can wriggle my ears!

Me too!

Eggs For Dinner wrote: »

I can post on Boards AND piss people off simultaneously

In this regard at least EfD.

You.




Me.

Archeron

I seem to be irresistible to spiders. Not a good thing, but there you go.

rizzee

I can put a fruit pastille in my mouth without chewing.

El Weirdo

I can open a bra with one hand.

corner of hells

I can locate the ceiling in any building in nano seconds even with my eyes closed , I can also smell the colour 4 and twitch my nose.

corner of hells

El Weirdo wrote: »

I can open a bra with one hand.

I can do that too , I'm thinking of trying for a world record .

Feisar

I can read people to a tee

Beasty

I've got a gift.

It's box of chocolates I bought myself for Father's Day

Don't think I'll have it for long though...

JustAThought

Animals like me. ☺

Ficheall

I can find the cloud to every silver lining.

Uncharted

mackeire wrote: »

You must be good at reading greens on a golf course.

Very good to be honest.

I worked on the course construction of a few high profile golf courses here and a good eye (although not essential due to gps )was advantageous for sure.
K-Club,Tulfarris,Carton House,Macreddin etc.

Paddy Cow

I loved playing sports as a child but I was crap at every single one I tried I have no talent for sports whatsoever

I'm quite creative and love arts and crafts. I'm handy at gardening and DIY. I started playing piano and violin as an adult and was quite good at it but I don't have the time to practice to keep it up.

I don't think I'm particularly gifted at anything though.

Working class heroes

Uncharted wrote: »

I can determine if a floor,football pitch,timber structure etc is completely level or not by eye.

Accurate to 2mm in a metre...


Not exactly Avengers style superpower but there ya go.

Snap! Not joking!

Filmer Paradise

I'm a good backstreet mechanic. Skilled manual work is my stock-in-trade.

I know every nut & bolt in Rover P6's, Mk3 Ford Capri & all post- pushrod Honda 50's.

Also,I'd like to have a go at cutting turf the old fashioned way.....

Sadly for that, I've turned 50 today & probably could not give a good account of myself in the bog these days*.

*Pity thanks welcomed.:D

Summer wind

I’ve got a photographic memory and I can curl my lip like Elvis.

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly

I have quite a talent for boring people with my woeful 'chat'. My vile sour face links in well.

Conservatory

My immune system is robust due to my perfect BMI.

Paddy Cow

Conservatory wrote: »

My immune system is robust due to my perfect BMI.

Sounds like you also have a robust ego :pac:

Esel

Gloomtastic! wrote: »

I can wriggle my ears!

I can only wiggle mine

Hector Bellend

BuboBubo wrote: »

Blessed is he who sits on a thistle
For he shall rise again.

My talents include getting and remaining fat.

I'm a world champion fattie

magentis

I've got a tongue that's 10 inches long,and I've learned to breathe through my ears.

I can tell the time accurately to within ten to fifteen minutes by looking at the sun/moon/stars

Captain Red Beard

Treasure Drab Spirits wrote: »

I can sing and whistle while sitting on a thistle.

I can whistle and sing while sitting on a thing.

Outlaw Pete

I can write with my toes! And also eat, brush my teeth and play Heart & Soul on the piano.

Lorelli!

Can make the world's greatest supernoodles.
Can blow bubbles that float in the air with my own saliva.