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Do you like the smell of your own farts?

  • 04-06-2012 7:03am
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    Site Banned Posts: 612 Lionel Messy


    I do.

    Best fart smell: eggs or chicken

    The only self-fart smell i don't like is Guinness induced ones

    I don't even drink that now but that's for another day, the horrible farting is one of the reasons.

    Lets just make this a fart thread. It should be a blow out.


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  • Yes, it's fascinating the many smells and the various strengths, I'm at my worst after a day where Smithwicks and any beef has been consumed !

    Stand clear ! :D




  • Man, I do smell good!




  • A good fart does flush the old nose out to be fair.




  • hands down jocks...fart into hand cup grasp it and fling into missus face and tell her its a snowball with flavour...wait for reaction :D:D:D:D:D




  • I do.

    Best fart smell: eggs or chicken

    The only self-fart smell i don't like is Guinness induced ones

    I don't even drink that now but that's for another day, the horrible farting is one of the reasons.

    Lets just make this a fart thread. It should be a blow out.

    have an indian and a feed of dark ale. beats eggs and chicken hands down. i had a gurrka curry a few weeks ago in england. its hotter than even a phall and it gave me the most evil farts afterwards


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  • Absolutely.The day after an indian. Herself is'nt so fond of my farts tho especially when we're driving and I turn up the heating full blast and when I pull the blankets over her head after letting one rip.:D




  • eaglebhoy wrote: »
    Smithwicks and any beef has been consumed !

    This. Smithwicks is lethal.

    But delicious.

    Got my GF there last week with an absolute beauty. I've a small enough bed room. She couldn't escape. It was one of those that clings to every available surface to linger on.




  • Got my GF there last week with an absolute beauty. I've a small enough bed room. She couldn't escape. It was one of those that clings to every available surface to linger on.[/QUOTE]



    Respect!:D




  • ah lads sick but all very very true!!!




  • I think this says it rather well........




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  • I had Savory Mince yesterday & I was Rotten

    It was toxic. Had my place of work stifled.

    Luckily for my colleagues I was working on my own!

    Pull my finger!!




  • It would be rude not to




  • Memorable dutch oven on the missus after drinking that Lidl polish beer.

    I had picture but no sound for three days afterwards.

    the word fart still makes me laugh.




  • I like to smell my own fart so I can tell myself how disgusting it smells.




  • The morning after a Super knacks snack box "lethal"




  • Hummus




  • There are two types of humans in the world. People who relish the smell of their own farts, and liars.




  • People who relish the smell of their own farts, and liars.
    I'm proud of some of the farts, but some... some even I admit are baaaaaaad.

    These I'm really proud of. Whilst I quickly move out of the lift :pac:




  • There are two types of humans in the world. People who relish the smell of their own farts, and liars.

    True enough.

    Although,back in the '80s I lived in London. Barely out of my teens I lived on fried food & pints.

    We called those era farts the 'dead animal' ones. Vile, especially on the Central Line getting back from work.:eek:




  • when intending on doing it in a lift, make sure there are at least two other people on board first


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  • That’ll do.

    G’night Internet...




  • everyone loves a good drive by. especially if you get to watch .
    or the escalator




  • Shanahan's farts are the most vile I've ever had, obviously gorging myself on foie gras & steak leads to farts with a sickly sweet sewer smell with a note of rotten egg that lingers in the air the next morning... but it's still worth it ;)




  • I think the love for the smell of the fart directly reflects the love you have for the person who dealt it.

    99% of farts are funny.




  • The farts of the supervisors in the inter and leaving cert were the vilest I ever smelt. It was a common tactic at that time for teachers of one school to create as much of a stink as possible when they went to another school to supervise. Teachers from our school would eat beans and cabbage for a week before going supervising in another school. The pong off the ones who came to us to supervise our exams was terrible. They must have been eating the same thing.




  • guinness farts are bad. They are sometimes seconds long and can really clear a space.
    Never good to own it. Best make a face and retreat leaving suspicion on others.....

    MMMM..Guinness!!!!!!




  • Yes love it




  • I think the love for the smell of the fart directly reflects the love you have for the person who dealt it.

    99% of farts are funny.

    There's always that 1% chance of following through however....




  • 4ensic15 wrote: »
    The farts of the supervisors in the inter and leaving cert were the vilest I ever smelt. It was a common tactic at that time for teachers of one school to create as much of a stink as possible when they went to another school to supervise. Teachers from our school would eat beans and cabbage for a week before going supervising in another school. The pong off the ones who came to us to supervise our exams was terrible. They must have been eating the same thing.

    Why would they do that the dirty dogs?


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  • Why would they do that the dirty dogs?

    To put off the students from the other school so our school wouldn't look as bad.


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