Do you like the smell of your own farts?

Lionel Messy

I do.

Best fart smell: eggs or chicken

The only self-fart smell i don't like is Guinness induced ones

I don't even drink that now but that's for another day, the horrible farting is one of the reasons.

Lets just make this a fart thread. It should be a blow out.

eaglebhoy

Yes, it's fascinating the many smells and the various strengths, I'm at my worst after a day where Smithwicks and any beef has been consumed !

Stand clear !

Fart

Man, I do smell good!

TheBody

A good fart does flush the old nose out to be fair.

FANTAPANTS

hands down jocks...fart into hand cup grasp it and fling into missus face and tell her its a snowball with flavour...wait for reaction :D:D:D:D

admiralofthefleet

Lionel Messy wrote: »

I do.

Best fart smell: eggs or chicken

The only self-fart smell i don't like is Guinness induced ones

I don't even drink that now but that's for another day, the horrible farting is one of the reasons.

Lets just make this a fart thread. It should be a blow out.

have an indian and a feed of dark ale. beats eggs and chicken hands down. i had a gurrka curry a few weeks ago in england. its hotter than even a phall and it gave me the most evil farts afterwards

latte2010

Absolutely.The day after an indian. Herself is'nt so fond of my farts tho especially when we're driving and I turn up the heating full blast and when I pull the blankets over her head after letting one rip.:D

Dave_The_Sheep

eaglebhoy wrote: »

Smithwicks and any beef has been consumed !

This. Smithwicks is lethal.

But delicious.

Got my GF there last week with an absolute beauty. I've a small enough bed room. She couldn't escape. It was one of those that clings to every available surface to linger on.

latte2010

Got my GF there last week with an absolute beauty. I've a small enough bed room. She couldn't escape. It was one of those that clings to every available surface to linger on.[/QUOTE]



Respect!:D

danbrosnan

ah lads sick but all very very true!!!

paddy147

I think this says it rather well........

gammygils

I had Savory Mince yesterday & I was Rotten

It was toxic. Had my place of work stifled.

Luckily for my colleagues I was working on my own!

Pull my finger!!

foodaholic

It would be rude not to

stoneill

Memorable dutch oven on the missus after drinking that Lidl polish beer.

I had picture but no sound for three days afterwards.

the word fart still makes me laugh.

Alan70

I like to smell my own fart so I can tell myself how disgusting it smells.

decosr1

The morning after a Super knacks snack box "lethal"

Steve The Barman

Hummus

harry Bailey esq

There are two types of humans in the world. People who relish the smell of their own farts, and liars.

the_syco

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

People who relish the smell of their own farts, and liars.

I'm proud of some of the farts, but some... some even I admit are baaaaaaad.

These I'm really proud of. Whilst I quickly move out of the lift :pac:

Filmer Paradise

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

There are two types of humans in the world. People who relish the smell of their own farts, and liars.

True enough.

Although,back in the '80s I lived in London. Barely out of my teens I lived on fried food & pints.

We called those era farts the 'dead animal' ones. Vile, especially on the Central Line getting back from work.:eek:

cbreeze

when intending on doing it in a lift, make sure there are at least two other people on board first

endacl

That’ll do.

G’night Internet...

the_pen_turner

everyone loves a good drive by. especially if you get to watch .
or the escalator

Ihackedboardz

Shanahan's farts are the most vile I've ever had, obviously gorging myself on foie gras & steak leads to farts with a sickly sweet sewer smell with a note of rotten egg that lingers in the air the next morning... but it's still worth it

Ragnar Lothbrok

I think the love for the smell of the fart directly reflects the love you have for the person who dealt it.

99% of farts are funny.

4ensic15

The farts of the supervisors in the inter and leaving cert were the vilest I ever smelt. It was a common tactic at that time for teachers of one school to create as much of a stink as possible when they went to another school to supervise. Teachers from our school would eat beans and cabbage for a week before going supervising in another school. The pong off the ones who came to us to supervise our exams was terrible. They must have been eating the same thing.

slavetothegrind

guinness farts are bad. They are sometimes seconds long and can really clear a space.
Never good to own it. Best make a face and retreat leaving suspicion on others.....

MMMM..Guinness!!!!!!

Maximiilus

Yes love it

harry Bailey esq

Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »

I think the love for the smell of the fart directly reflects the love you have for the person who dealt it.

99% of farts are funny.

There's always that 1% chance of following through however....

saintsaltynuts

4ensic15 wrote: »

The farts of the supervisors in the inter and leaving cert were the vilest I ever smelt. It was a common tactic at that time for teachers of one school to create as much of a stink as possible when they went to another school to supervise. Teachers from our school would eat beans and cabbage for a week before going supervising in another school. The pong off the ones who came to us to supervise our exams was terrible. They must have been eating the same thing.

Why would they do that the dirty dogs?

4ensic15

saintsaltynuts wrote: »

Why would they do that the dirty dogs?

To put off the students from the other school so our school wouldn't look as bad.

ByeByeGTI2020

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Ragnar Lothbrok

Had a bit of an upset stomach yesterday. The vile smell coming from my anus at night was unbelievable. A kind of sweet, sickly smell.

However, I kept ducking my head under the sheets and inhaling deeply. I rather enjoyed it. Certainly cleared my lungs.

Kylta

Love letting off rotten SBDs, especially in shop queues( bit ofa bummer now with social distancing) and then walking off and leaving the rest turn their noses up at each other.

Kylta

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

hands down jocks...fart into hand cup grasp it and fling into missus face and tell her its a snowball with flavour...wait for reaction :D:D:D:D

My favourite was farting in bed and pulling covers over her head. (Perfume especially for you love) I told her it was a new brand of perfume called Farte, or the slightly ****aae. Well she just wouldn't wear it.

Kylta

If i've beans and eggs this morning. Tonight I could win an olympic medal for ireland in the rancid 3metre farting event, and maybe also in the loudest ripper farting event

Brendan Bendar

Was ‘up country’ on important business and pulled into a carvery for a lash of boiled beef , onions and spuds.

Had three packets of ‘Bombay Mix’ as snacks on the way home.

Blew an epic ‘rifter’ in the car with a fugg you could sew a button on.

Had to finish the trip with all the windows open.

Kids wouldn’t get into the car the next day for school…….

cbreeze

Only fart in a lift if there are more than two other people in it

Brendan Bendar

Blew out a thick fetid rifter in the motor today, strong bang of boiled cabbage off the fookher.

nick.kohl

everyone likes

Brendan Bendar

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/112522478#Comment_112522478

Hope it cleared your guts would be more helpfull

SonOfTheAbbot

Farts are like children, you can only stand your own.

Brendan Bendar

Had a feed of M&S garlic doughballs yesterday and unloaded a seeping riffter on the bus this morning.

One auld tugboat went round opening all the windows and fanning herself.

Cretin.

Got the bang meself and in fairness she was fairly noxious.

blade1

Had a dickey tummy in bed last night.

Was emitting a putrid reek that would make Agent Orange seem like something Christian Dior concocted.