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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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  • #9872
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    16? get a grip, missus.


  • #9873
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Anti smart phone women a definite No, she has all the answers to everything (a bit like Duffy)


  • #9874
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    Guuoagal


  • #9875
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,252 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Oooooohhhhhhh.......you're wrong


    Bad line....bad line


  • #9876
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,064 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Ah FUK off and get SKY. Ya one tracked dinasour


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  • #9877
    Uncharted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    16? get a grip, missus.

    She sounds like Aunt Lydia from the Handmaid's Tale.

    Gilead on line 2..... under Joe's eye


  • #9878
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,285 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    An Claidheamh wrote: »
    Smartphones/tablets are just used in place of televisions.
    .
    They are if you download a show or use netflix etc. But if you hand it to the kid and just press play you are at risk of stuff popping up, so not exactly the same as a tv.


  • #9879
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

     Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 89
    Joe Shows: 75
    No Show Joe Shows: 14
    Breakeens 4 Joe: 14
    PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
    PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
     D'Omen Shows: 4
    AN Udder Shows: 0
    Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1
    NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
    Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
    AT LEAST €187,500*
    (not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).
    King-World-News-WTF-Is-Going-On-Here-864x400_c.jpg
    *de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
    I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

    In case you missed it and on the offchance he comes in for the rest of this week and up to and including next Wednesday 16th May the self-professed man o de peeple and wurking class man wit a wurking class wurk ettic will hit the

    €200,000 mark in fees for 100hours "wurk".

    Most, if not all of you, had worked more than 100hours by lunchtime on January 18th. The saddest part of the above is he's likely already surpassed it as the baseline figures on which the above are calculated on are 2 years out of date.


  • #9880
    Vladimir Poontang
    Closed Accounts Posts: 657 ✭✭✭Vladimir Poontang


    We need legislation to make phones over 16 Joe!


    For **** sake, the geriatric brigade just keep renewing like ****ing gremlins


  • #9881
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,064 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    I bet her next crusade is to ban disposable nappies.


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  • #9882
    BarryD2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,732 ✭✭✭BarryD2


    This is a ridiculous waste of time. The woman could have given her child a laptop with the cartoon on it or put a desktop on. This one has a thing for phones.


  • #9883
    Hector Savage
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    Where the bloody hell is my Midwich Cuckoos ??? !!!!


  • #9884
    withless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    What the hell are they arguing over?!


  • #9885
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    isn't there a kids YouTube? does that be havin de ads for the abortions an dat


  • #9886
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    That auld wan won't be happy until 1958 rolls around again.


  • #9887
    An Claidheamh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,794 ✭✭✭An Claidheamh


    pc7 wrote: »
    They are if you download a show or use netflix etc. But if you hand it to the kid and just press play you are at risk of stuff popping up, so not exactly the same as a tv.

    I agree, but this lady seems to think that the original caller is somehow grossly irresponsible or that it's not common.


  • #9888
    Hector Savage
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    withless wrote: »
    What the hell are they arguing over?!

    I have no idea, but my Midwich Cuckoos still hasn't arrived!!


  • #9889
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    Where the bloody hell is my Mittwoch Cuckoos ??? !!!!

    ah did it not come yet?


  • #9890
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Vladimir Poontang wrote: »
    We need legislation to make phones over 16 Joe!


    For **** sake, the geriatric brigade just keep renewing like ****ing gremlins

    There's no shortage of the bu66ers. I like to think I'm not the same as them.:D
    That wan sounded like she was born aged 40 and it got worse from there.


  • #9891
    ButtersSuki
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    somesoldiers wrote: »
    as a contractor Joe has the Sword of Damocles hanging over him, he can be booted out at any minute so to speak

    :pac:
    Funnier than anything ever said on a FunnyFryday.

    FACT.


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  • #9892
    Vladimir Poontang
    Closed Accounts Posts: 657 ✭✭✭Vladimir Poontang


    Forget making phones over 16, instead ban the over 40s from the internet lol


  • #9893
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,285 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    somesoldiers wrote: »
    isn't there a kids YouTube? does that be havin de ads for the abortions an dat

    I think they've been targeting it, also some cartoons/shows on it are meant to be a bit weird and you should still monitor them https://mamabearapp.com/youtube-kids-app-safety-concerns/


  • #9894
    meep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭meep


    ButtersSuki wrote: »

    De DG (who is scared sh*tless of him based on the evidence we have to hand would likely increase his fees and tell him he's amazing without ever mentioning the BAI or breaking the rules or anything of the sort. Move along, nothing to see here.

    De DG, Dee, so to speak?


  • #9895
    Uncharted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    Where the bloody hell is my Midwich Cuckoos ??? !!!!

    Don't blame An Post Hector..... they're grate grate grate so dey are sez Joe


  • #9896
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,064 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    This one from KK again on farcy


  • #9897
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    pc7 wrote: »
    I think they've been targeting it, also some cartoons/shows on it are meant to be a bit weird and you should still monitor them https://mamabearapp.com/youtube-kids-app-safety-concerns/

    yeah especially the foren ones and Johnny Johnny Yes Papa


    I like Bounce Patrol


  • #9898
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,285 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Ask the good Senator about his legal action with Paddy Jackson joe!


  • #9899
    An Claidheamh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,794 ✭✭✭An Claidheamh


    Attention seeking c#€t!


  • #9900
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,117 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Ask him about his tweet about the Belfast Rape trial Joe.


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  • #9901
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Attacking trains ???

    Jaysus


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