Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

wnolan1992

Ireland is scheduled to be buried under snow at 4pm tomorrow, so here's one last Liveline thread for the road. Enjoy.

sligojoek

Jaysus lads, there's a wild echo in here.

Dan Jaman

Woohoo, new shoes.

ButtersSuki

Fateen’s has 24 hours and 2 EyePads to goo gull “snow & ice puns”; what beauties will he try and slip into twoday’s show.....usually to de sound of silence and dat.

Muahahaha

Fahteen??

Oops69

RTE must have a contracted 'collect and deliver home' service in 4x4 vehicles for their presenters especially in times of emergency .... after all what would we do without Joe as a piece of the' critical national broadcasting infrastructure '......it doesnt stop the broacasters patting themselves on the back for ' making it in ' though.

meep

Redundant post to avail of automagical thread notifications and dat.

2smiggy

No way Joe misses today. Far too many pensioners to talk to , blocked in their homes without their pensions and slice pans. What are FG going to do about this weather ?

Uncharted

And did de heatin stay on 24 hours wit ye petal? Hav yisser eye balls dryed up wit de heat or are ye sitting around a single knob of coal trying to heat it wit a candle........... so to speak. MORYAH!

2smiggy

drugstore cowboy

"Da guberment is a disgrace joe dey didnt hand deliver da welfare money to me joe"

BarryD2

Oops69 wrote: »

RTE must have a contracted 'collect and deliver home' service in 4x4 vehicles for their presenters especially in times of emergency .... after all what would we do without Joe as a piece of the' critical national broadcasting infrastructure '......it doesnt stop the broacasters patting themselves on the back for ' making it in ' though.

Ah sure, he'll be able to leave Montrose in the Jag and be back home by the wicked hour of 4pm.. that's all that matters

2smiggy

:pac: a fellow on red fm , Cark radio , talking about getting a helicopter to drop feeding out to some wild goats off an island off east cork. God knows what we will hear by the end of the day

ButtersSuki

drugstore cowboy wrote: »

"Da guberment is a disgrace joe dey didnt hand deliver da welfare money to me joe. We need to bring back Bertie Joe, he’d never let dis happen"

FYP.

drugstore cowboy

ButtersSuki wrote: »

FYP.

:cool:

thecretinhop

fateen is in

sligojoek

thecretinhop wrote: »

fateen is in

Already?

2smiggy

sligojoek wrote: »

Already?

he had his poached swan eggs early to beat the weather

somesoldiers

meep wrote: »

Redundant post to avail of automagical thread notifications and dat.

there's a follow thread button, you will likely have to use it as by default you will be set for instant email notification which means you may get 300 emails on a good liveline day while logged in or 20 odd on a funny fryday so to speak

somesoldiers

Butters: will Joe get extra fees for the dual broadcast yesterday on tv and radio?

Atlantic Dawn

I recall the big freeze of 1982 as if it was only yesterday, we had just de open fire and de olden school reliable steed back boiler so to speak, only single glazed crappy windows and poor mans attic insulation resembling the insides of a modderin jacket. I don't recall much hardship beyond the mains water freezing for a few hours and there being a shortage of bread because everyone went out panic buying about 20 loafs each, at that time there was about 1 third of the supermarkets we have in the area now. There was no Sky Spowerts neither, it hadn't been invented.

ButtersSuki

somesoldiers wrote: »

Butters: will Joe get extra fees for the dual broadcast yesterday on tv and radio?

Yup. He’d be ENTITLED to them.

Wonder what braces, tie/dickie bow will be on display today? Will we get a stockbroker shirt? The red velour waistcoat? The rainbow striped braces? What sartorial garishness will be attack our eyes with today?

somesoldiers

somesoldiers wrote: »

Butters: will Joe get extra fees for the dual broadcast yesterday on tv and radio?

Of course, of course... hes not a charity you know.:pac:

somesoldiers

Topgear on Dave wrote: »

Of course, of course... hes not a charity you know.:pac:

we all have direct debits that we need to go into the bank and pay I suppose

bottlebrush

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I recall the big freeze of 1982 as if it was only yesterday, we had just de open fire and de olden school reliable steed back boiler so to speak, only single glazed crappy windows and poor mans attic insulation resembling the insides of a modderin jacket. I don't recall much hardship beyond the mains water freezing for a few hours and there being a shortage of bread because everyone went out panic buying about 20 loafs each, at that time there was about 1 third of the supermarkets we have in the area now. There was no Sky Spowerts neither, it hadn't been invented.

And no need for a live line type programme as a platform for whingers because everyone just got on with it.

Atlantic Dawn

Will Ronan C be playing some rocking tunes at 12 or will Joe take over early?

Atlantic Dawn

De Liffey nearly bursting her banks so to speak...

https://twitter.com/GardaTraffic/status/969179125633245184

bottlebrush

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Will Ronan C be playing some rocking tunes at 12 or will Joe take over early?

1982 was a great year for the tunes

sligojoek

Has he anything frm 1947?

Rock Lesnar

I can see christmas buke from this....so to speak

The Big Snow of 2.18 through the eyes of versatis patch users and the OAP's

Uncharted

Yew Orrmund will have the starch at the ready for Joe's televised outfit so to speak......

NickNickleby

somesoldiers wrote: »

there's a follow thread button, you will likely have to use it as by default you will be set for instant email notification which means you may get 300 emails on a good liveline day while logged in or 20 odd on a funny fryday so to speak

Eventually I tired of :

PC : "you got mail !"
Nick: "oooh, yippee, I wonder who it is, no one ever writes to me"















Nick : (to self, "dang its that bl00dy robot again"

Uncharted

sligojoek wrote: »

Has he anything frm 1947?

On line 2,it's Mary from Sligo...Tell us about the freeze of 1947 petal......
Well Joe,grumble moan,gubberment.....no heat....walked on top of the drifts in barefeet......2 shillin a week....im an oap ya know...grumble moan.....whinge.

Look after yerself petal. BACK after dese.

NickNickleby

Uncharted wrote: »

Yew Orrmund will have the starch at the ready for Joe's televised outfit so to speak......

I note that the name of that gif includes the word 'large'. does that refer to the photo or the subject.

TheHomeService

In the promo, Fateen trumpeted that “de Minister for Healt did a U Turn” regarding HSE workers pay. I’d lay odds that Duffy will ask why can’t he do a U Turn on Versatis a couple of times today.

Greasy Tool

Ah there yis are !! So to speak . Hope Joe's on form today , spinning the plates at Mission Control , he deserves every k , the fat cvnt !!

withless

The Unmanageable Sisters threatens to be a regular occurance.

Itssoeasy

So it's true that the saviour of Ireland... I mean joe will be on the moving picture box for his show this afternoon ? That's extra fees due to him having to get done up to appear before his subjects listeners.

gadgiemagoo

Rock Lesnar wrote: »

I can see christmas buke from this....so to speak

The Big Snow of 2.18 through the eyes of versatis patch users and the OAP's

Unless they're OAPs wit de patches over their eyes    :D

Greasy Tool

Itssoeasy wrote: »

So it's true that the saviour of Ireland... I mean joe will be on the moving picture box for his show this afternoon ? That's extra fees due to him having to get done up to appear before his subjects listeners.

It's a tough job ! But someone has to do it ! (The one and only token working class Dub on air that is , lol)

Living Off The Splash

I hope dat Joe has Leo Varad car's weather warning on a loop so dat we can all hear it being played every 5 minutes throughout the show.

We need to be reminded......

Itssoeasy

Aren't RTÉ hinting at wanting to increase the license fee ? Is it wise to put joe on national tv ? This will be like a David Attenborough documentary.

Presenter: ah now we see the rare joe Duffy in its natural habitat. Notice the red plumage on its front and large head. That large head is supported by a brass neck.

Greasy Tool

Living Off The Splash wrote: »

I hope dat Joe has Leo Varad car's weather warning on a loop so dat we can all hear it being played every 5 minutes throughout the show.

We need to be reminded......

Thank Shiva for our Blanchardstown Brahmin !! Born to rule seemingly . Arent we the lucky Untouchables !!

Dan Jaman

RTE R1 has a dreadful crackly quality to it today.
Anyone else listening to Mt Leinster hearing that?

Atlantic Dawn

Fifteen hunderid hours tomorrow...also known as 3pm to oul Mrs Brennan in number 29.

Greasy Tool

Yaayy!! here's Joe la Conte !! lol

Atlantic Dawn

What colour is the snow?

TheHomeService

Itssoeasy wrote: »

Aren't RTÉ hinting at wanting to increase the license fee ? Is it wise to put joe on national tv ? This will be like a David Attenborough documentary.

Presenter: ah now we see the rare joe Duffy in its natural habitat. Notice the red plumage on its front and large head. That large head is supported by a brass neck.

A neck like a jockey’s boll0x having ridden bareback in the Grand National, more like!

Itssoeasy

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

What colour is the snow?

Grey.

Hector Savage

Is this on the television again today?

Mike Guide 69

Love the braces Joe,going all 80s Wallstreet on da telly