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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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  • #7412
    4068ac1elhodqr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,577 ✭✭✭4068ac1elhodqr


    Another good reason not to buy fancy sneakers,
    Hi-Tecs rule!

    To be fair in that particular area, never take any shortcuts,
    and never speak to junkies, just shake the head.


  • #7413
    Uncharted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    somesoldiers wrote: »
    lol ah man, have lost all respect for you Butters!

    You're dead to me........


  • #7414
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    I've had junkies try to rob me.

    I'm a big bloke but am not usually violent or bad tempered but when the red mist descends it can be enormously powerful if you use it correctly.

    A junkie tried to rob me outside the central bank. After I put his head through the railings I soon got my wallet and money back.

    Next time, forget the gardai, pick up a weapon and smach their head in with it.


    I had two unwells try to rob my laptop bag on Sackville Street O'Connell Street. I pushed them away but a strong breeze would have knocked them down. There was a Garda standing on the corner of Abbey Street and I told him what had happened and I'd go with him to identify them. He said "they'll probably be gone now". It was about 100-150m away from where the incident had happened. I had to go to work so couldn't argue de point so to speak.


  • #7415
    mugsymugsy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,569 ✭✭✭mugsymugsy


    Dem culchies coming up and scared off the big schmoke....

    Stay down the whessst. Whessst is best


  • #7416
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    another subdued 'wow'

    Joe's heart is not in it today. He needs a good disease or murder to perk him up


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  • #7417
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,326 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    You're talking to the right man if you want to talk about Dublin being a kip.......an unadulterated one........so to speak


  • #7418
    Rock Lesnar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,888 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    Gold Territory now


  • #7419
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    somesoldiers wrote: »
    lol ah man, have lost all respect for you Butters!

    You'd probably lose a lot more if I told you how many pairs I had.......


  • #7420
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Tough titty caller, you break the rules you do the time


  • #7421
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Had he been trying to make contact with the unwell for some reason, I wonder.


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  • #7422
    Uncharted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Uncharted wrote: »
    You're dead to me........

    Quoted the wrong thing. For the record... Butters is dead to me. You're still my bro soldier. I got you fam....


  • #7423
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,326 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    'My son is a good boy etc etc etc'

    Did you check his locker and stuff for fancy runners ?


  • #7424
    tretorn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭tretorn


    Junior has been caught with weed and he as been expelled, next please.


  • #7425
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    2smiggy wrote: »
    another subdued 'wow'

    Joe's heart is not in it today. He needs a good disease or murder to perk him up

    Too much foie gras in l'Ecrivain at lunchtime has him a bit-een tired and dat.


  • #7426
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Caught rapid, study at home. Boom.


  • #7427
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    You'd probably lose a lot more if I told you how many pairs I had.......

    Imelda Marcos of The Sneaker Culture Wuurld and dat


  • #7428
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    He was caught with dope and he pays the price - what's the problem?

    ****



  • #7429
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    whoy you calling in mammy ? what's your problem exactly ?


  • #7430
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Send him over to the travellers school. oh no wait its closing down


  • #7431
    Rock Lesnar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,888 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    Education begins at home Caller


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  • #7432
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    ah the schools fault


  • #7433
    mugsymugsy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,569 ✭✭✭mugsymugsy


    I think her issue should be the gardai should have been called.

    Ah yes the schools teaching him about drugs......It's called parenting!


  • #7434
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Well why don't you educate your little darling then


  • #7435
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    So it’s the school’sfault he’s taking drugs. Yes blame somebody else you spoilt brat.


  • #7436
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    ah, it's the schools fault Junior was caught with the hash

    stop making a fool of yourself mammy


  • #7437
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe: Don't do de dope if ya want ta go ta skool in de big schmoke


  • #7438
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Ten Pin wrote: »
    Teacher found some dope in the class

    In amongst all the others.


  • #7439
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Is this one serious?

    If my son was using drugs in school. I'd batter his head in not call Joe Duffy making excuses.

    If I got expelled fr using drugs my oul fella would have put my head through the wall


  • #7440
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    2smiggy wrote: »
    whoy you calling in mammy ? what's your problem exactly ?

    Its everyone else's problem but especially the schools as they didn't tell her son the dangers of cannabis.

    Its not in the parent manual that she has to do it.


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  • #7441
    A Shaved Duck?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭A Shaved Duck?


    lol David got rumbled missus... your embaressing yourself live on air.


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