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penguinbloke · 20-08-2003 04:28PM

..During the meanwhilst Aongus relaunched 'The Lyrics Board' with its original crew, disposed of Linda and plotted his next diabolical move. As it had all been a cover for the fact that he was...

charlie_says · 21-08-2003 09:00AM

....he was encrusted green with ivy. Under his clothes. And it was really itchy. This was an unfortunate reprecussion of a drunken late night encounter with a quaint looking (at the time he thought with little humor), publicly listed building wall. Meanwhile......

Tyrrial · 21-08-2003 10:52AM

...stampy was trying to convince the Ninja kittens to aid him in his quest for vengence. they had nothing better to do so they agreed to help, but hey still needed a plan....

BKtje · 21-08-2003 11:02AM

...but all the plans the ninja kittens came up with involved drinking milk and taking a long nap. Stampie realised he'd need to get some brains into this outfit so...

charlie_says · 21-08-2003 11:28AM

....he enlisted the help of the legendary ninga master hamster named cocheese. Small, furry and deadly, cocheese proved to be just what stampy needed. The hamster-san trained the other pussy cat ninjas and stampy for several weeks, during this time a beautiful friendship blossomed between stampy and his new mentor. One day whilst disscussing the latest treadmill reverse-spin-jump-kick maneuver......

SoundWave · 21-08-2003 12:48PM

... a tree fell on them and they were all killed.

penguinbloke · 21-08-2003 04:01PM

Or so you would think, but no. Using the l337 ninja skills he learned from cocheese stampie survived the blow. Sadly all the kittens were dead and hamsta-san under the crushing weight of the tree said his final words...

Liquorice · 21-08-2003 05:32PM

.."Don't give up on your quest to kill that evil, ivy-encrusted Aonghus McNally. Do it for me and the ninja-kittens". Stampy felt obliged to continue with his quest, but he felt weak of spirit now that the hamster-san was dead. As he was making his way wearily towards the RTÉ building...

dod · 21-08-2003 05:48PM

A 46A bus pulled up alongside the scene of the recent tragedy.

"Y'a'right there bud?" asked the burly tatooed driver. He held his hand over the coin-slot. "It's a free-fair day there bud, yeh may as well geddon," he slurred. "It's de unyuns, we havta make arr point we do."

Stampie alighted the bus gratefully. Twenty minutes later, he disembarked the bus on the Stillorgan Dual carriageway, right outside the entrance to Montrose, the RTE studio complex.

penguinbloke · 21-08-2003 06:14PM

As he alighted the stairs through some curiously thick ivy his breath caught in his throat as he saw Aongus with no other than the master of all Evil otherwise known as...

Liquorice · 21-08-2003 06:57PM

...Louie Walsh. They held in their arms a bag, and inside the bag something was struggling and cursing. Because Stampy had extra-sensitive ears(which were put there surgically, ants normally don't have ears)he heard Louie whisper to whatever was in the bag "Shut up. I have the ability to kill you using only my mind. You're gonna be part of my next evil masterplan...

blondie83 · 21-08-2003 07:38PM

...to take over the world using annoying little pop bands. Once people hear the hidden meaning in the songs it will be mine, ALL MINE!!!!" At this point Stampy tripped over the ivy and fell down the stairs, ripping most of it off Aongus. He gasped when he saw...

superconor · 21-08-2003 10:41PM

.........that aoungus was in fact the Evil Overlord DeVore!
"Aha! You think that you l33t skills are enough to defeat me? my p3nage is extraordinary!"

And with these terrifiing words, he released his first swarm of annoying pop bands! including....

penguinbloke · 22-08-2003 01:09PM

...A twink tribute band. Faced with certain doom stampie fled to the shadows where he bumped into the extremely talented and all around good guy...

Mossy Monk · 22-08-2003 04:54PM

who was a mystical sheep called Barbeque. Barbeque seemed to be ok but he did have one or two extremely annoying habits.

SoundWave · 22-08-2003 05:04PM

one of them being killing ppl, he killed everybody and when he was finished killing everybody he chopped them up into nice sized steaks and grilled them (2 mins on each side) on his bite he died of a huge steak induced heart attack. his will gave strict instructions to be cremated.

Raphael · 22-08-2003 05:18PM

Then suddenly, The ninja kittens descended from heaven and surgically removed stampie from the sheeps stomach, seconds before he was ingulfed in the white hot flame of the crematorium. They used their ninja magicks, which had only been improved by their untimely demise, to reanimate stampie!
Unfortunately...

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