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  • #1112
    Neil3030
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,154 ✭✭✭✭Neil3030


    Ever hear of condoms, folks? I've seen your posts. We don't need more of you, thanks.


  • #1113
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 20,606 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Zzippy wrote: »
    Congrats yourself! That's two more Connacht fans in a few years time... :D

    Will have a chuckle if little Tiernan and Muldoona end up following Leinster...!


  • #1114
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,992 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Congratulations lads. Jaysus there's no shortage of boys getting a bit of action on here.

    Just remember that when they come along all that goes off the table!!


  • #1115
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 20,606 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mfceiling wrote: »
    Congratulations lads. Jaysus there's no shortage of boys getting a bit of action on here.

    You could almost say we're all ... top shaggers?

    I really am sorry, I just couldn't resist.


  • #1116
    awec
    Administrators Posts: 55,164 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


    Awec is a great name by the way.


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  • #1117
    Buer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,258 ✭✭✭✭Buer


    awec wrote: »
    Awec is a great name by the way.
    Don't fall for it lads. My son will never forgive me.


  • #1118
    prawnsambo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,855 ✭✭✭✭prawnsambo


    Buer wrote: »
    Don't fall for it lads. My son will never forgive me.
    It doesn't pass the "come in for your dinner" test anyway. ;)


  • #1119
    swiwi_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,557 ✭✭✭swiwi_


    Neil3030 wrote: »
    Ever hear of condoms, folks? I've seen your posts. We don't need more of you, thanks.

    1 folk
    2 or more folks

    ...


  • #1120
    Yeah_Right
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,220 ✭✭✭Yeah_Right


    I think Tana is a great name. Just saying.


  • #1121
    molloyjh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,767 ✭✭✭✭molloyjh


    b.gud wrote: »
    Zzippy wrote: »
    So, bun number 2 is in the oven. Baked for another 6 months at 37 degrees I'm told.

    I'm sure I'll be back posting more regularly in about, oh, 2036...

    Congrats Zzippy
    irishbucsfan wrote: »
    Jaysus at this rate the Westerners will have outbred us by then. Probably have to move the capital.

    Congrats!

    Well I'm doing my part to help grow the western population, and Connachts fan base, bun number 1 will be along in 5 months

    Congrats mark II!!!!


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  • #1122
    Bazzo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,047 ✭✭✭Bazzo


    Yeah_Right wrote: »
    I think Tana is a great name. Just saying.

    I think my first-born will be called Waynebarnes.


  • #1123
    awec
    Administrators Posts: 55,164 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


    People think Buer is joking but he really did name his son after me. :pac:


  • #1124
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,992 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Oh yeah that thing that economists like to call "disposable income"....you won't have that any more either.


  • #1125
    stephen_n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,920 ✭✭✭✭stephen_n


    mfceiling wrote: »
    Oh yeah that thing that economists like to call "disposable income"....you won't have that any more either.

    It goes on disposable nappies, disposable bottles and disposable clothes, in fact you really do have a disposable income once you have kids.


  • #1126
    awec
    Administrators Posts: 55,164 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


    stephen_n wrote: »
    It goes on disposable nappies, disposable bottles and disposable clothes, in fact you really do have a disposable income once you have kids.
    Actually it starts getting expensive the moment your seminal fluid hits the back of your partner's vaginal canal.

    Pram, cot, co-sleeper, car seat, isofix, changing tables, bouncers, maternity clothes, pillows etc etc etc.

    In extreme cases you'll need a new car too cause you'll realise that a pram doesn't fit in the boot of the 3 door hot hatch you currently drive.

    All of this before baby arrives!


  • #1127
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,129 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Will have a chuckle if little Tiernan and Muldoona end up following Leinster...!

    Muldoona is the funniest thing I've read so far this week!


  • #1128
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,129 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    On a completely unrelated note, has anyone ever had a vasectomy? Seems to be virtually unheard of in France, particularly under local anaesthetic.


  • #1129
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 20,606 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    pickarooney wrote: »
    On a completely unrelated note, has anyone ever had a vasectomy? Seems to be virtually unheard of in France, particularly under local anaesthetic.

    After having two kids I'm pretty sure my balls just voluntarily stopped working to be honest.

    I know a few people who have. It hasn't effected them in anyway.


  • #1130
    Buer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,258 ✭✭✭✭Buer


    awec wrote: »
    People think Buer is joking but he really did name his son after me. :pac:
    It's the worst coincidence in the history of mankind.


  • #1131
    awec
    Administrators Posts: 55,164 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


    Big Tom is gone.

    Hear mfceiling had a poster of him in his room as a teen.


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  • #1132
    Buer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,258 ✭✭✭✭Buer


    Yeah.....as a teen.


  • #1133
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,992 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Was down in Kildare this evening looking at a job (the joys of self employment).
    Listened to LMFM on the way home and there was an hours tribute to Big Tom. He honestly didn't have a note in his head.
    By all accounts he was a total gentleman. The presenter said he sold over a million records!!


  • #1134
    prawnsambo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,855 ✭✭✭✭prawnsambo


    I always wondered was 'Big Tom and the Mainliners' an innocent naivety or a tongue in cheek double entendre. :D


  • #1135
    sydthebeat
    Subscribers Posts: 43,397 ✭✭✭✭sydthebeat


    pickarooney wrote: »
    On a completely unrelated note, has anyone ever had a vasectomy? Seems to be virtually unheard of in France, particularly under local anaesthetic.

    best thing i ever did......


  • #1136
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,129 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    sydthebeat wrote: »
    best thing i ever did......

    You old romantic!

    Did you need to take time off work? How long till you can play rugby again or any indoor sports?


  • #1137
    sydthebeat
    Subscribers Posts: 43,397 ✭✭✭✭sydthebeat


    pickarooney wrote: »
    You old romantic!

    Did you need to take time off work? How long till you can play rugby again or any indoor sports?

    i took a day off work, drove to clinic with my wife, she drove home as they give you "silly drugs" (rather than a local anaesthetic).
    Very neat knick (probably 1/2 cm wide)

    Tender for about 3 / 4 days after but definitely about to play sports within a week IMO... but ask your doctor ;)


  • #1138
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 20,606 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Amazed twitter is so quiet about this. Some of the words used by the defendant are awful and I understand the complainant was left bleeding after one of the encounters.

    https://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/britain/teacher-cleared-of-having-sex-with-pupil-35-years-her-junior-36818012.html

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5625827/Teacher-Deborah-Lowe-cleared-having-sex-teenage-pupil-35-years-junior.html

    I'll await the details of the protest march at the spire I guess!


  • #1139
    prawnsambo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,855 ✭✭✭✭prawnsambo


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Amazed twitter is so quiet about this. Some of the words used by the defendant are awful and I understand the complainant was left bleeding after one of the encounters.

    https://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/britain/teacher-cleared-of-having-sex-with-pupil-35-years-her-junior-36818012.html

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5625827/Teacher-Deborah-Lowe-cleared-having-sex-teenage-pupil-35-years-junior.html

    I'll await the details of the protest march at the spire I guess!
    There's a spire in Cheshire?


  • #1140
    irishbucsfan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,978 ✭✭✭✭irishbucsfan


    Well at least she did everyone the favour of resigning before destroying her reputation. Saves a bunch of hassle that way!


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  • #1141
    Buer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,258 ✭✭✭✭Buer


    No. No. NO.

    Don't destroy this thread too!


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