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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,022 ✭✭✭anthonyjmaher


    So he actually admits to googling for the puns instead of listening to the caller. 400k a year googling for puns. some company.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,732 ✭✭✭BarryD2


    Well mate, then you just walk away from the cinema. Don't spend yer money there and tell anyone you know what happened. First rule of business - don't upset your customers..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭meep


    Revealing insight into the eye-pad usage there. 'searching there for moviews with rip-off in the title'?????

    Maybe he's lost it and will now comment on all his thoughts and actions. Should make for a fun show (for a day or two)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    do these thicks wave their contraband around as they are walking in???

    Dat's just the decoy bottle of water, caller. De half-bottle of voddie is in an inside poacher's pocket.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Joe's been a long time since he worried about the cost of cinema-going. I wish he'd stick his 'wow's up his ares.


    Whoy don't you just hire out de whole cinema for you and de Tree Twins to watch Mrs. browniz Boyiz De moooovie and dat?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,567 ✭✭✭cozar


    more than likely spent all money on a few naggins before going in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,022 ✭✭✭anthonyjmaher


    "With special guest SueMeJoe"
    When was his court case I didn't hear about it on the news.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    BarryD2 wrote: »
    Well mate, then you just walk away from the cinema. Don't spend yer money there and tell anyone you know what happened. First rule of business - don't upset your customers..

    I can imagine Joe sitting up in the back row of the cinema with a warm coddle and a 1 n 1 defending de peeples roights n dat.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,329 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Duffy openly admitting he was frantically googling puns there. :rolleyes:


    €400,000!!!!!!!!!

    Rip off puns no less. O the irony.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Mr Whippet - small dogs available.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Will he resist the temptation to say "you're not Mr. Ripple-Off, are you?"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    As inane pet-interest stories go, this has to be the most bizarre.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,539 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    " A new crotch...." :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Van de man yesterday and a man in de van today.

    What a time to be alive.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    what is he laughing at?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Bet he'll ask him to play the jingle.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,329 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Ejector seats Joe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    what is he laughing at?

    The fact he's getting paid AT LEAST €2,500 for this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    FFS, Joe, it's an ancient BMC van, heating is a fecking luxury (believe it or not, it was an optional extra).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    The ice cream van stuff is more serious than you might think. I heard of one ice cream man who was recently found dead in the back of his van, covered in syrup and hundreds and thousands. Turned out he'd topped himself. :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    so with obesity and sugar taxes they are going out of business


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Bet he'll ask him to play the jingle.....

    Jingle jangle..... oul triangle? Fer ol times sake n dat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    The ice cream van stuff is more serious than you might think. I heard of one ice cream man who was recently found dead in the back of his van, covered in syrup and hundreds and thousands. Turned out he'd topped himself. :(

    Is dat you Syl Fox?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    The ice cream van stuff is more serious than you might think. I heard of one ice cream man who was recently found dead in the back of his van, covered in syrup and hundreds and thousands. Turned out he'd topped himself. :(

    Hi Syl.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    he whips his own ice cream in the back of the van


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,920 ✭✭✭statto25


    Ice Cream Inshurdance


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Is dat you Syl Fox?

    WHOY!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe: Gorgeous ice cream, gorgeous ice cream.


    HOW DO YOU KNOW JOE? It could be shoyte for all you know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭meep


    'very unique'

    As opposed to?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    meep wrote: »
    'very unique'

    As opposed to?

    Not very unique.


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