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Anyone on here drive an Audi?

  • 12-04-2018 08:41PM
    #1
    badabing106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,573 ✭✭✭


    Straight up question. How come you don't use your indicators?


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  • #2
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,776 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    badabing106 wrote: »
    Straight up question. How come you don't use your indicators?

    Because I know where I'm going and it's a secret


  • #3
    cantdecide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,363 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    badabing106 wrote: »
    Straight up question. How come you don't use your indicators?

    Because mummy never told me she loved me. Dead serious.


  • #4
    dmc17
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,888 ✭✭✭dmc17


    badabing106 wrote: »
    Straight up question. How come you don't use your indicators?

    Yep, I always use them correctly. How come HGV drivers don't use their indicators?


  • #5
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Nice to see the Audi drivers taking the heat off us BMW owners


  • #6
    odyssey06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,655 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    I didn't realise all taxis were Audis... it all makes sense now.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



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  • #7
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    Audi and BMW drivers are the biggest pricks on the road


  • #8
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    Audi and BMW drivers are the biggest pricks on the road

    You forgot Range Rovers.

    (and I drive one, an old one though, so I'm okay)


  • #9
    AndyBoBandy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,586 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    Audi and BMW drivers are the biggest pricks on the road

    You spelt Nissan Qashqai wrong.


  • #10
    McMurphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,365 ✭✭✭✭McMurphy


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    Audi and BMW drivers are the biggest pricks on the road

    Ronnie Pickering doesn't own either or though. :confused:


  • #11
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,637 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    badabing106 wrote: »
    Straight up question. How come you don't use your indicators?

    How come you don't drive an Audi


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  • #12
    Melodeon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,707 ✭✭✭Melodeon


    badabing106 wrote: »
    Straight up question. How come you don't use your indicators?

    That'd be passing information to the enemy.
    A treasonous act punishable by firing squad!


  • #13
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Cause Jeremy Clarkson insulted us all so we decided to endanger all your lives as payback.


  • #14
    goose2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    Audi and BMW drivers are the biggest pricks on the road

    anyone in a black or silver car really. There is something about those colours that appeals to a sociopath


  • #15
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Johnny Dogs wrote: »
    Ronnie Pickering doesn't own either or though. :confused:
    He drives a Citroen Picasso if I remember correctly.

    Proper hardmans car.


  • #16
    gammygils
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,703 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    I use my indicators...... Always
    And I drive an Audi :D


  • #17
    Johngoose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,066 ✭✭✭Johngoose


    I want to own an Audi :-) Keep forgetting to go to an Audi garage. :-)


  • #18
    odyssey06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,655 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    gammygils wrote: »
    I use my indicators...... Always
    And I drive an Audi :D

    They are only visible to other Audi drivers though... have you ever seen your own indicators from another vehicle? There's a reason for that, in After Hours land.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • #19
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,206 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    Cause jealousy gets you nowhere.


  • #20
    Heres Johnny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,691 ✭✭✭Heres Johnny


    How come some of you lesser motorists sit in the premium German car lane on motorways?
    Get out of our way in your 1.4 diesels and let us do our thing.


  • #21
    Pepefrogok
    Site Banned Posts: 406 ✭✭Pepefrogok


    Johnny Dogs wrote: »
    Ronnie Pickering doesn't own either or though. :confused:

    Who?


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  • #22
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Pepefrogok wrote: »
    Who?

    Ronnie Pickering!!!


  • #23
    RacoonQueen
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 20,369 Mod ✭✭✭✭RacoonQueen


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    Audi and BMW drivers are the biggest pricks on the road

    Jaguar drivers are worse.


  • #24
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,059 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    goose2005 wrote: »
    anyone in a black or silver car really. There is something about those colours that appeals to a sociopath

    The two cars before my current one were a silver Audi A6 and a Mercedes 190e in black. I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise to all other road users.


  • #25
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    I find Volkswagen Passat drivers to be the very worst, especially on the motorway. Usually being driven by some young lad who probably got the car off his farmer auld fella. Driving home at the weekend with a huge bag of washing in the boot. Excessive speed, passing on the inside lane, not indicating, wearing a Superdry jacket. Shower o' cúnts.


  • #26
    OldMrBrennan83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,611 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


    This post has been deleted.


  • #27
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,206 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    Since I got the Audi have noticed a very different response from people on the road.

    People who waved out the mammy mobile but friendjy Tiguan previously now block off the small sharp Audi.

    Truck driver tried to cut me off on the M50 on way into work last week and was waving and gesturing for absolutely no reason.


  • #28
    Pepefrogok
    Site Banned Posts: 406 ✭✭Pepefrogok


    stimpson wrote: »
    Ronnie Pickering!!!

    WHO?


  • #29
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    I've the cylone indicators, I'm sure ye find them lovely

    Personally think Opel Insignia drivers the worst.


  • #30
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,206 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    The load of bread type cars are the worst, Hyundai Atoz, Mazda 2, Mercedes A class.

    You'd walk quicker.


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  • #31
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Pepefrogok wrote: »
    WHO?

    ronniepickering.jpg


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