Anyone on here drive an Audi?

badabing106

Straight up question. How come you don't use your indicators?

Quazzie

badabing106 wrote: »

Straight up question. How come you don't use your indicators?

Because I know where I'm going and it's a secret

cantdecide

badabing106 wrote: »

Straight up question. How come you don't use your indicators?

Because mummy never told me she loved me. Dead serious.

dmc17

badabing106 wrote: »

Straight up question. How come you don't use your indicators?

Yep, I always use them correctly. How come HGV drivers don't use their indicators?

SEPT 23 1989

Nice to see the Audi drivers taking the heat off us BMW owners

odyssey06

I didn't realise all taxis were Audis... it all makes sense now.

Jim Bob Scratcher

Audi and BMW drivers are the biggest pricks on the road

wexie

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Audi and BMW drivers are the biggest pricks on the road

You forgot Range Rovers.

(and I drive one, an old one though, so I'm okay)

AndyBoBandy

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Audi and BMW drivers are the biggest pricks on the road

You spelt Nissan Qashqai wrong.

McMurphy

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Audi and BMW drivers are the biggest pricks on the road

Ronnie Pickering doesn't own either or though.

PARlance

badabing106 wrote: »

Straight up question. How come you don't use your indicators?

How come you don't drive an Audi

Melodeon

badabing106 wrote: »

Straight up question. How come you don't use your indicators?

That'd be passing information to the enemy.
A treasonous act punishable by firing squad!

Outlaw Pete

Cause Jeremy Clarkson insulted us all so we decided to endanger all your lives as payback.

goose2005

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Audi and BMW drivers are the biggest pricks on the road

anyone in a black or silver car really. There is something about those colours that appeals to a sociopath

DEFTLEFTHAND

Johnny Dogs wrote: »

Ronnie Pickering doesn't own either or though.

He drives a Citroen Picasso if I remember correctly.

Proper hardmans car.

gammygils

I use my indicators...... Always
And I drive an Audi

Johngoose

I want to own an Audi :-) Keep forgetting to go to an Audi garage. :-)

odyssey06

gammygils wrote: »

I use my indicators...... Always
And I drive an Audi

They are only visible to other Audi drivers though... have you ever seen your own indicators from another vehicle? There's a reason for that, in After Hours land.

anewme

Cause jealousy gets you nowhere.

Heres Johnny

How come some of you lesser motorists sit in the premium German car lane on motorways?
Get out of our way in your 1.4 diesels and let us do our thing.

Pepefrogok

Johnny Dogs wrote: »

Ronnie Pickering doesn't own either or though.

Who?

stimpson

Pepefrogok wrote: »

Who?

Ronnie Pickering!!!

RacoonQueen

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Audi and BMW drivers are the biggest pricks on the road

Jaguar drivers are worse.

Harry Palmr

goose2005 wrote: »

anyone in a black or silver car really. There is something about those colours that appeals to a sociopath

The two cars before my current one were a silver Audi A6 and a Mercedes 190e in black. I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise to all other road users.

JohnnyFlash

I find Volkswagen Passat drivers to be the very worst, especially on the motorway. Usually being driven by some young lad who probably got the car off his farmer auld fella. Driving home at the weekend with a huge bag of washing in the boot. Excessive speed, passing on the inside lane, not indicating, wearing a Superdry jacket. Shower o' cúnts.

OldMrBrennan83

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anewme

Since I got the Audi have noticed a very different response from people on the road.

People who waved out the mammy mobile but friendjy Tiguan previously now block off the small sharp Audi.

Truck driver tried to cut me off on the M50 on way into work last week and was waving and gesturing for absolutely no reason.

Pepefrogok

stimpson wrote: »

Ronnie Pickering!!!

WHO?

Avatar MIA

I've the cylone indicators, I'm sure ye find them lovely

Personally think Opel Insignia drivers the worst.

anewme

The load of bread type cars are the worst, Hyundai Atoz, Mazda 2, Mercedes A class.

You'd walk quicker.

stimpson

Pepefrogok wrote: »

WHO?

diomed

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Audi and BMW drivers are the biggest pricks on the road

... have the smallest ....

misstearheus

*Gets Popcorn* :pac:

:cool::cool:



/Celica4lyf

Supergurrier

Opel/Vauxhall Insignia drivers are the worst by far. Like Audi drivers on some form of agression stimulant

JupiterKid

Nope, but I want - and I will have - a 1980s Audi Quattro just like the one out of the brilliant TV show Ashes To Ashes.

A super cool car...:cool:

Cee-Jay-Cee

Audi's are for people who are unable to make decisions for themselves and just pick the same car as everyone else. Theyre the Ford Escort/Opel Kadet of modern day Ireland.

AndyBoBandy

Pepefrogok wrote: »

Who?

Relikk

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Audi and BMW drivers are the biggest pricks on the road

Careful now, this is AH. I think you meant to say Cyclists.

Chips Lovell

I've no time time for indicators, OP. I'm too busy concentrating on driving right up your hole

funk-you

badabing106 wrote: »

Straight up question. How come you don't use your indicators?

We do. You just can't see them in the time it takes us to leave you in the dust. Peasant.

-Funk

Heres Johnny

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

Audi's are for people who are unable to make decisions for themselves and just pick the same car as everyone else. Theyre the Ford Escort/Opel Kadet of modern day Ireland.

There's no Audi model in top 10 cars sold in Ireland. Same for any of the more expensive brands.
They're not exactly exclusive but not among the best sellers either due to cost.

Yer Da sells Avon

I don't own an Audi, but I occasionally drive a slightly sporty-looking A4 Quattro (I'm not a fan - the steering is too light and initial acceleration is really sluggish at roundabouts, etc). While driving it, I've found that if I wave someone out at a junction, or allow a car to merge in front of me, they hesitate for a few seconds, not quite believing what's happening.

OldMrBrennan83

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Boom_Bap

The new Audi's have them bleedin cool indicators in all that are like the lights on Kit from night rider.

AndyBoBandy

Boom_Bap wrote: »

The new Audi's have them bleedin cool indicators in all that are like the lights on Kit from night rider.

And its a truly sad state of affairs when you're given an Audi rental car, and it has those indicators, and you're (I'm) so impressed by them that you (I) make a video and post it to youtube!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A8wKtLXPHk

Rory28

Its not just the Audi drivers. I see you all out there not checking blind spots, never indicating, pulling out in front of me.

Get on two wheels and then you'll notice how bad we as a nation are at driving. But to be fair its mainly the Audi drivers.

CrankyHaus

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

And its a truly sad state of affairs when you're given an Audi rental car, and it has those indicators, and you're (I'm) so impressed by them that you (I) make a video and post it to youtube!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A8wKtLXPHk

They make the car look like a motorway information sign or construction machinery. Highly naff, and I usually love the look of Audis.

anewme

I like the indicators, like everything about Audis.

It attracts a lot of negative comments, even though its not flash or naff , the best being when I did not want to sponsor some random person at the door being, well you can afford that car.

Beasty

Drive a Skoda usually as the wife drives the Audi. Got to admit when I jump into the driving seat of the Q7 I lose track of where I am and still use the old winkers but only when I need to turn or move lanes