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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    Thats the dog ringing downstairs for lunch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    ooooh Gant chinos no less


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Wearing chino's ........ no wonder the dog bit him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Man bitten on the tips of two fingers now thinks he would have doyed if he didn't go to de hostible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    I suspect there is a slight bit of exaggeration going on here. He's making it sound like the opening scene from Saving Private Ryan.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭septictank


    G Bomb.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    More disguised voice calls.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Is she phoning from the toilet bowl?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,888 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    Come out from under the bed caller


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Is she at the bottom of a sack.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Why is she calling from the dogs kennel?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    De Gardai said it was a civil matter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    2k of damage? Did they have baseball bats?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    small claims max 2K


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Subtitles plz.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    De Gardai said it was a civil matter.

    Police, caller. Police.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 181 ✭✭TresGats


    Mrs Mumbles


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,717 ✭✭✭BarryD2


    Can anyone hear what she's saying? Gabble, gabble gabble.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    bit of poisoned steak


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Police, caller. Police.

    De police in Dun Laoghaire.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    White wolf ? Gladiator reboot ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    What colour was the white alsatian?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Is she wearing a gimp mask?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    "Carmel tanks indeed. An awful episode on an awful line."

    And then a hands pun. FFS.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Police, caller. Police.

    Do other dogs bark "cops" when they see a police dog ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Is she wearing a gimp mask?

    Zed's dead baby....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    That feckin' D'arcy trailer!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "RTE, supported by your licence fee."

    Rub it in, why don't you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    RTE Ray D'Arcy....supported by your Licence Fee....to the tune of €500,000 annually.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Throwing people......

    Dwarf throwing on de red line so to speak


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