Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

Odyssey 2005 · 09-04-2018 02:49PM

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

This is absolute filler.

You spelt shìťě wrong

somesoldiers · 09-04-2018 02:50PM

jetfiremuck wrote: »

Can we call bibs baskin. Didn't she drift off there for a few years?

Good ide- doesn't she have a hotel out there

Odyssey 2005 · 09-04-2018 02:50PM

jetfiremuck wrote: »

Is she talking about the sh.its.... We are not getting the back story here

We never do

somesoldiers · 09-04-2018 02:51PM

3:44 15 Feb 2012....AM or PM, Joe forgot to ask

Odyssey 2005 · 09-04-2018 02:51PM

Uncharted wrote: »

Snorefest........ Joe hasn't hit his full stride after his hiatus.

Oh...he has

Uncharted · 09-04-2018 02:51PM

I'm heading for a butter chicken with pilau tonight. I'll ask Raksvinder and the lads there if they heard anything........

somesoldiers · 09-04-2018 02:52PM

Sounds like he jumped

Odyssey 2005 · 09-04-2018 02:52PM

What was the book caller ?

JMNolan · 09-04-2018 02:53PM

Christ this is boring

DoctorEdgeWild · 09-04-2018 02:54PM

Uncharted wrote: »

I'm heading for a butter chicken with pilau tonight. I'll ask Raksvinder and the lads there if they heard anything........

Still more use than a motivational reiki healer llama.

swingking · 09-04-2018 02:55PM

Is she still in LIDL ?

Dan Jaman · 09-04-2018 02:55PM

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

What was the book caller ?

"Just Joe". He was so enraged at it, he stood up to throw it into the falls, lost his footing and fell in.

Odyssey 2005 · 09-04-2018 02:55PM

Passing huh...

DoctorEdgeWild · 09-04-2018 02:55PM

Joe looking for tears.

Mena Mitty · 09-04-2018 02:56PM

Maybe a Bengali tiger was prowling in the bushes sotospeak, i know it doesn't bear thinking about.

Roger_007 · 09-04-2018 02:56PM

"Presumed no longer alive"..............is that the same as dead,Joe?

Odyssey 2005 · 09-04-2018 02:57PM

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

Joe looking for tears.

I'm fookin crying and me ears are bleeding

buried · 09-04-2018 02:57PM

Joe desperately fishing for tears. Hope is no good for Joe.

Uncharted · 09-04-2018 02:57PM

Joe desperately trying to wrangle another 3 minutes out of this tosh

2smiggy · 09-04-2018 02:58PM

today's show was fairly dire, even by it's usual standards

Dan Jaman · 09-04-2018 02:58PM

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

Joe looking for tears.

She's too composed for him and his tricks.

Uncharted · 09-04-2018 02:58PM

He was so well known,that nobody heard of him going missing 7 years ago....... Good man Joe. Twat

JMNolan · 09-04-2018 02:58PM

Joes interview + my lunch = zzzzzz

Uncharted · 09-04-2018 02:59PM

Mind yourself in 3.... 2... 1....

Odyssey 2005 · 09-04-2018 03:00PM

Could you smuggle Andrew into India Linda?
He thinks they're in the airport awaiting his violent return

ButtersSuki · 09-04-2018 03:00PM

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 68
Joe Shows: 54
No Show Joe Shows: 14
Breakeens 4 Joe: 14
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €135,000*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

AS PREDICTED:

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Don't forget....he is (or may be) coming back on Monday, so to speak:

Mena Mitty · 09-04-2018 03:00PM

Jebus Mariah snd Joachim, did Joe just say the holy name loive on the radio.

ButtersSuki · 09-04-2018 03:10PM

Oops69 wrote: »

This guy is psychiatrically un well , he shouldn’t be on .

He's only back from a small break-een, give him a few days to get back up to speed. Wait, you mean Joe right?

ButtersSuki · 09-04-2018 03:16PM

I caught a few minutes of the show in the car (which is blue before anyone asks). Wasn't it great of the Southside Mother & Son to come on the air and take time out from variously shopping in Lidl (has she no shame as a Southsider?) and holidaying/healing to promote the son's business in the middle of a missing persons story. If only de childer was proven to be dead Joe could have gotten a plug-een in for de buke as well. Disgustingly shameless, even by Lahv Lahn standards.

ButtersSuki · 09-04-2018 08:47PM

In relation to my last post when the most modest man in Ireland India firstly said to Joe "I host a radio show, like yourself", and then followed it up with "I'm a healer" I was genuinely waiting for Joe to say

"I do be healin' de poor and de sick meself and dat, but I have 400,000 listeners...how many do you do be do be do have?"

......or something similar.

Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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