Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

This is absolute filler.

You spelt shìťě wrong

somesoldiers

jetfiremuck wrote: »

Can we call bibs baskin. Didn't she drift off there for a few years?

Good ide- doesn't she have a hotel out there

jetfiremuck wrote: »

Is she talking about the sh.its.... We are not getting the back story here

We never do

somesoldiers

3:44 15 Feb 2012....AM or PM, Joe forgot to ask

Uncharted wrote: »

Snorefest........ Joe hasn't hit his full stride after his hiatus.

Oh...he has

I'm heading for a butter chicken with pilau tonight. I'll ask Raksvinder and the lads there if they heard anything........

somesoldiers

Sounds like he jumped

What was the book caller ?

JMNolan

Christ this is boring

DoctorEdgeWild

Uncharted wrote: »

I'm heading for a butter chicken with pilau tonight. I'll ask Raksvinder and the lads there if they heard anything........

Still more use than a motivational reiki healer llama.

swingking

Is she still in LIDL ?

Dan Jaman

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

What was the book caller ?

"Just Joe". He was so enraged at it, he stood up to throw it into the falls, lost his footing and fell in.

Passing huh...

DoctorEdgeWild

Joe looking for tears.

Mena Mitty

Maybe a Bengali tiger was prowling in the bushes sotospeak, i know it doesn't bear thinking about.

Roger_007

"Presumed no longer alive"..............is that the same as dead,Joe?

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

Joe looking for tears.

I'm fookin crying and me ears are bleeding

buried

Joe desperately fishing for tears. Hope is no good for Joe.

Joe desperately trying to wrangle another 3 minutes out of this tosh

2smiggy

today's show was fairly dire, even by it's usual standards

Dan Jaman

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

Joe looking for tears.

She's too composed for him and his tricks.

He was so well known,that nobody heard of him going missing 7 years ago....... Good man Joe. Twat

JMNolan

Joes interview + my lunch = zzzzzz

Mind yourself in 3.... 2... 1....

Could you smuggle Andrew into India Linda?
He thinks they're in the airport awaiting his violent return

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 68
Joe Shows: 54
No Show Joe Shows: 14
Breakeens 4 Joe: 14
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €135,000*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

AS PREDICTED:

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Don't forget....he is (or may be) coming back on Monday, so to speak:

Mena Mitty

Jebus Mariah snd Joachim, did Joe just say the holy name loive on the radio.

Oops69 wrote: »

This guy is psychiatrically un well , he shouldn’t be on .

He's only back from a small break-een, give him a few days to get back up to speed. Wait, you mean Joe right?

I caught a few minutes of the show in the car (which is blue before anyone asks). Wasn't it great of the Southside Mother & Son to come on the air and take time out from variously shopping in Lidl (has she no shame as a Southsider?) and holidaying/healing to promote the son's business in the middle of a missing persons story. If only de childer was proven to be dead Joe could have gotten a plug-een in for de buke as well. Disgustingly shameless, even by Lahv Lahn standards.