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Good news everybody, the Pope says Hell doesn't exist!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,778 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    CruelCoin wrote: »
    First he says evolution is real, then he accepts the big bang (though states god did it), now this.

    He's gonna be assasinated within the year. You read it here first. Some westboro cousin ****er is going to take a shot.

    They havent had a problem with big bang or evolution in a long time now

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,593 ✭✭✭Hitman3000


    CruelCoin wrote:
    First he says evolution is real, then he accepts the big bang (though states god did it), now this.


    I think he's building towards finally admitting along with the rest of the church that it's all really a load of bollix that got slightly out of hand, they didn't think so many would fall for the fairy tale.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 208 ✭✭brainfreeze


    CruelCoin wrote: »
    First he says evolution is real, then he accepts the big bang (though states god did it)

    Every pope has stated evolution is real since 1950, that's not an issue. It's American evangelicals and certain American protestant dominations that have an issue with evolution. The Catholic Church accepted it 68 years ago. He just reiterated those comments, they were not revolutionary.

    The big bang was never an issue either. It was a catholic priest that came up with it and it was accepted by the Pope in 1951. Genesis has been seen as metaphorical by the church for literally hundreds of years.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Does he not mean Leitrim instead of just disappearing ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Every pope has stated evolution is real since 1950, that's not an issue. It's American evangelicals and certain American protestant dominations that have an issue with evolution. The Catholic Church accepted it 68 years ago. He just reiterated those comments, they were not revolutionary.

    The big bang was never an issue either. It was a catholic priest that came up with it and it was accepted by the Pope in 1951. Genesis has been seen as metaphorical by the church for literally hundreds of years.


    If there is no Adam and Eve, where does that leave original sin? After all that's why Jesus dies to save us, from God apparently even though he loves us.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    So the logical conclusion of that for baddies would be -

    "In for a penny, in for a pound"

    I mean, disappearing is disappearing - there are no graduations of that. Right? :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 208 ✭✭brainfreeze


    Ipso wrote: »
    If there is no Adam and Eve, where does that leave original sin? After all that's why Jesus dies to save us, from God apparently even though he loves us.

    Don't try and make sense of a doctrine that has changed over thousands of years (from Judaism) with hundreds of authors. :pac:

    However they (the church) stated (for hundreds of years) there doesn't have to be a literal Adam and Eve, It's just an origin story about how the first humans sinned against God and that somehow changed us forever. Hence why Pope Pius XII stated evolution doesn't interfere with this notion because it was never literal in the first place.

    Anyone who has a heavy investment in a philosophical belief system will always do mental gymnastics to make that philosophy fit into a new understanding of the world, rather than discarding it like the should.

    However if you'd allow me to go on a slight side thought for a second, I even believe the Christian belief in Jesus saving us from Original Sin is another example of this mental gymnastics to make narrative fit when the original didn't.

    Jesus was supposed to be the Jewish Messiah. The Jewish Messiah was supposed to be a man (not divine), a warrior that would overthrow the enemies of the Israelites (in his time, the Romans), and reunite the 13 lost tribes of Israel. Jesus did none of these things, he didn't reunite the lost tribes, he didn't save them from the Romans. He claimed to be the Messiah, got a following, and then got executed. Doesn't really tick the boxes of the Jewish Messiah.

    Unless you change the goal posts and change the rules. Then you say his death wasn't in vain, he "saved" us from Original Sin from Adam and eve,that's why his death now made sense, that's what the savior was "really" supposed to be about. All that other stuff he didn't do? Don't worry about it, he came back from the dead and went to heaven, and he'll be back to finish what he started. How could he do this? Ah see he wasn't just a man, he was divine. God incarnate. That's how.

    Saving the world from Original Sin isn't even mentioned in the Old Testament as a requirement from the Messiah. Neither is having magical powers due to be the son of God. It's not a thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Disclaimer: I'm an atheist, and a bit rusty so might be talking nonsense, however:

    That's always been Catholic Doctrine. Hell as a physical place like a punishment dimension took off in later times borrowing from other religions. It means a state without God. So for non-humans like Angels (fallen) etc, they can no longer communicate or feel God. They have been cut off, they are in "Hell". For humans you are simply dead.

    Hell for humans always meant death. When you are in hell you are just dead. No longer alive or in the grace of God, because you're.. dead. When Jesus descended to "hell" on Good Friday until Easter Sunday, he was just.. dead. This concept of Jesus going to a eternal torture dimension karate chopping demons for three days is simply because the definition of what Hell is changed in a modern context, but that was never the doctrine.

    Dead Humans that are in heaven with God and the Angels, are called Saints. Despite the church naming saints (which is basically saying we think this person was so good there is 99% they will get to go to heaven), there is only one confirmed Saint in Catholic/Christian doctrine, the Good Thief. Everyone else is just a dead corpse in the ground as far as we know.
    Elijah and Enoch would be two more. Mary is a possible third depending on which christian sect you ask.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 208 ✭✭brainfreeze


    [/B]Elijah and Enoch would be two more. Mary is a possible third depending on which christian sect you ask.

    Ah, they of course count. I should have clarified saying dead humans/humans that have gone to heaven after death.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Hitman3000 wrote: »
    On the lash with the 'boy's', 3 day weekend 'yeah baby'!
    13 glasses of water please barman... oh and could you use wine glasses please.;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Hitman3000 wrote: »
    I think he's building towards finally admitting along with the rest of the church that it's all really a load of bollix that got slightly out of hand, they didn't think so many would fall for the fairy tale.
    Could be. St Malachy prophesied that the current pope will be the last one ever, so who knows.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,372 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    The vision of Hell at Fatima, as experienced by the three children, proves otherwise


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    Was he wearing his magic hat while he said it? I don't think it counts unless he was wearing his magic hat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    or Moate.
    Someone drove out of a side road and into my car in Moate.
    He said "let's call it 50/50".
    Bypassing that corner of hell was a good move.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,225 ✭✭✭jaxxx


    The pope can sniff my flatulence! Pr*ck! If he wants to come here he can f*cking pay for it himself same as any other tourist, why should we foot the bill?!

    I hope hell does exist and I look forward to the day I meet them all there so I can shove them up each others h*les!


  • Posts: 5,094 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    valoren wrote: »
    FFS now the classic retort "Go to Hell!" has lost all meaning :(

    If you're an existentialist philosopher, or Samuel Beckett, it has probably just got infinitely more meaningful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭buried


    Jokes on him.

    We're all currently in it.

    Including him.

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • Posts: 5,094 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    CruelCoin wrote: »
    First he says evolution is real...


    In fairness, the RCC has accepted evolution since at least Humani generis in 1950.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    valoren wrote: »
    Considering the earth and universe is 10,000 years old based on Young Earth Creationism then at your base rate of $6.66 per hour as the pitchman for Evil and considering you worked 40 hours week you should be entitled to a severance package (based on 2 weeks pay per year of service) of $5,328,000.

    You left out the final week add on :pac: You've just stiffed the Devil out of €266.40, sucks to be you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Out of the many billions of stars, galaxies and solar systems in the universe, we have been chosen by a celestial being as the ones who will be saved at the end of our lives? Hmm. I believe that something made the universe, but I haven't seen any evidence that they give a damn about what happens on Earth. Could God be just like a giant chicken laying eggs/planets all over the place?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭Stonedpilot


    Pope Francis is a false prophet Christ warned us about 2000 years ago!. A disgusting vile human being the Pope is. He needs to repent more than anyone. Can't fathom why anyone follow this Charlatan and Liar. Hell is very real from the Bible. Just 3 quotes.

    But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.” Revelation 21:8

    and throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Matthew 13:50

    If your hand causes you to stumble, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go into hell, where the fire never goes out. Mark 9:43

    The list goes on and on but you get the message.


    But seriously anyone following the Pope and his false Church is massively deceived.


    Jesus Christ Lord, Messiah and Savior saves us from Religion.

    Jesus loves Atheists too such is mercy.
    Even the "Atheist academics" like Richard Dawkins (who has lost so many debates now he refuses to participate in them!)

    Hallelujah!.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    branie2 wrote: »
    The vision of Hell at Fatima, as experienced by the three children, proves otherwise

    You've spelled proves children lie wrong.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA



    But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.” Revelation 21:8

    DEVIL "How do you like that pineapple shoved up your arse?"
    PAUL DANIELS "Not a lot"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,778 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    DEVIL "How do you like that pineapple shoved up your arse?"
    PAUL DANIELS "Not a lot"

    I wouldn't worry, he could make it disappear

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,372 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    So if you're a really bollox you just kind of disappear when you die he reckons. Probably the first Pope to agree with the atheists but it's kind of disappointing to know that Hitler, Josef Fritzel and the man who came up with those NRC, taxi, taxi, taxi adverts and all those other bad bastards won't be boiling in lava forever.


    They were probably given a tour of heaven and told there isn't a housing crisis there just before being kicked out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 406 ✭✭Defunkd


    Did Franco actually say so? 'A fella who was talking to a fella, who heard a fella say...' my days of listening to those versions of events are done. Healthy men and women have 'died' according to third and fourth hand accounts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    I wouldn't worry, he could make it disappear

    A bit like the need for your signature ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 38,989 ✭✭✭✭Permabear


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,593 ✭✭✭Hitman3000


    Pope Francis is a false prophet Christ warned us about 2000 years ago!. A disgusting vile human being the Pope is. He needs to repent more than anyone. Can't fathom why anyone follow this Charlatan and Liar. Hell is very real from the Bible. Just 3 quotes.

    You need to get laid. Chill out, it's all nonsense.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭Stonedpilot


    Hitman3000 wrote: »
    You need to get laid. Chill out, it's all nonsense.

    If there were no God there would be no Atheists.
    I never said I understand his plan fully!.

    but I was atheist till I reached the age of Reason.

    Mockery and groupthink are an Atheists best friend.

    If ye guys ever had a independent thought it would die of lonliness!.


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