Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

ButtersSuki · 26-03-2018 03:56PM

Uncharted wrote: »

PBH is furiously scrubbing himself now with a Russian caviar exfoliant after his close encounter with the great unwashed public....

Joe: Wat colour is de Russian Caviar Exfoliant?

ButtersSuki · 26-03-2018 03:57PM

Want to know how useless PBH is as a Lahv Lahn host? He couldn't even get a fight out of two people on opposite sides of the ABORTION debate.

:rolleyes:

ButtersSuki · 26-03-2018 04:00PM

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 59
Joe Shows: 53
No Show Joe Shows: 6
Breakeens 4 Joe: 6
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 2 (first show for de full-time host on March 9th, second show on March 26th!)
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €132,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.

sligojoek · 26-03-2018 08:28PM

meep wrote: »

so this lady keeps sending money in cards, despite note of them ever getting delivered intact?

They probably know her handwriting by now.

ButtersSuki · 26-03-2018 11:42PM

sligojoek wrote: »

They probably know her handwriting by now.

Wat colour is her handwriting?

SecretsOfEarth · 27-03-2018 01:21AM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Wat colour is her handwriting?

Joined

Uncharted · 27-03-2018 07:26AM

As we speak,PBH is thrashing his man servant to within an inch of his life for not warming his horse hair slippers by the hearth overnight........ the indignition of it all for the new people's hero.
Cripes!

ButtersSuki · 27-03-2018 07:48AM

SecretsOfEarth wrote: »

Joined

A-ha!

Mena Mitty · 27-03-2018 09:06AM

SecretsOfEarth wrote: »

Joined

Would dat be a hint of 'Joined' or a whiter shade of 'Joined' hue.

....I'll get me topcoat and scarf.

ButtersSuki · 27-03-2018 10:18AM

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Would dat be a hint of 'Joined' or a whiter shade of 'Joined' hue.

....I'll get me topcoat and scarf.

It'd be "joint" or "giant" if Fateen did say it and dat.

zell12 · 27-03-2018 12:23PM

On today's show
Russian Ambassador discusses Ferrero Rocher tastings
Paddy's gold bullion went missing in the post
Jacinta is concerned about the gender of aborted baby images
Michael heard a miaowing cat in a fir tree in de Blanch

withless · 27-03-2018 01:02PM

zell12 wrote: »

On today's show
Russian Ambassador discusses Ferrero Rocher tastings
Paddy's gold bullion went missing in the post
Jacinta is concerned about the gender of aborted baby images
Michael heard a miaowing cat in a fir tree in de Blanch

"So you're saying that on today's show there will be topics such as Russian Ambassador discusses cat tastings, Jacinta's gold bullion went missing in the post Paddy is concerned about the gender of aborted baby images
and Michael heard a miaowing Ferrero Rocher in a fir tree in de Blanch, is that what your're sayin'?"

zell12 · 27-03-2018 01:10PM

withless wrote: »

So thou art saying that on today's showeth thither wilt beest topics such than Ambassador o'Tsar discusses cat tastings,
Jacinta's gold bullion wenteth ambling in the royal passage,
Paddy is concerned about the sex of aborted littelh paintings
and Michael hath heard a miaowing Ferrero Rocher in a fir tree in Ville de Blanch, is that what thou speaketh?

Aye, caller. Aye.

ButtersSuki · 27-03-2018 01:19PM

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 60
Joe Shows: 53
No Show Joe Shows: 7
Breakeens 4 Joe: 7
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 3 (first show for de full-time host on March 9th, second show on March 26th!)
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €132,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.

buried · 27-03-2018 01:47PM

This caller definitely rang the show. Definitely. Wow. Good Lord

Dan Jaman · 27-03-2018 01:48PM

Your fingerprints show you to be "Fingers McGraw, the well-known bugle smuggler and all-round bad egg."

BPKS · 27-03-2018 01:49PM

This is why pre-clearance in Shannon and Dublin is an absolute god-send.

Unless of course you have a guitar and a bad attitude.

somesoldiers · 27-03-2018 01:49PM

J1 over stayer

27-03-2018 01:49PM

Rule no 1: do pre clearance at Dublin airport
Rule no 2: NEVER correct each other at security control

BPKS · 27-03-2018 01:49PM

Ah so you outstayed your 3 month holiday visa caller.

buried · 27-03-2018 01:50PM

Your under arrest for gobbledygook boring story you have the right to remain silent for christ sakes

SEPT 23 1989 · 27-03-2018 01:50PM

so you broke the law

Roger_007 · 27-03-2018 01:51PM

BPKS wrote: »

This is why pre-clearance in Shannon and Dublin is an absolute god-send.

Unless of course you have a guitar and a bed attitude.

A 'bed' attitude might be an advantage?;)

NIMAN · 27-03-2018 01:51PM

Flustered.

He's lying

buried · 27-03-2018 01:51PM

PBH doing more talking for this lad than himself

27-03-2018 01:51PM

BPKS wrote: »

Ah so you outstayed your 3 month holiday visa caller.

Bit of a fool to drag his kids on a holiday knowing this.

And what does he think calling into a chat show in IRELAND is going to help with this?

Dan Jaman · 27-03-2018 01:52PM

"I fought the Law and the Law turned out to prove itself to be an over-bearing, bullying arsehole."

NIMAN · 27-03-2018 01:52PM

He's trying to blame US authorities when he's at fault

Next.

Rock Lesnar · 27-03-2018 01:52PM

Sounds to me like a make it up as ya go along story

BPKS · 27-03-2018 01:53PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Bit of a fool to drag his kids on a holiday knowing this.

And what does he think calling into a chat show in IRELAND is going to help with this?

Because everybody in Ireland hates Trump and this is most certainly Trumps fault dont you know

Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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