How many of the 10 commandments have you broken?

Cordell · 12-03-2018 07:02PM

Are Am Eye wrote: »

In Judaism that stuff was just the 'mission statement' and then followed the list of 613 commandments.
To be a real bad ass you have to check off those 613.

It would be easier to list just the ones you didn't break then.
Also, as a general rule, if you need clarification from a cleric about whether or not you broke a commandment, then you did, no need to bother the good priest.

fxotoole · 12-03-2018 07:08PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

The not killing a person one is the only one I haven't broken......so far! Watch this space folks.

Lies. You killed King Duncan.

Out, damned stain!!

Pac1Man · 12-03-2018 07:10PM

Define neighbor please.

Are Am Eye · 12-03-2018 07:10PM

Are Am Eye wrote: »

What was the first mention of a motor bike in the bible?

TallGlass wrote: »

John. 3.17 accord to the gospel of 'boards.ie', Thou shall not perform a punishment over take on the neighbours wife.

Good, original and incorporates the thread topic....but

I prefer the traditional Moses came over the mountain in Triumph *

*triumph is bike.

Question 2: What is the first mention of football in the Bible ?

LadyMacBeth_ · 12-03-2018 08:56PM

fxotoole wrote: »

Lies. You killed King Duncan.

Out, damned stain!!

Now now, that was the husband, not myself, he just needed a bit of encouragement!

Franz Von Peppercorn · 12-03-2018 09:18PM

GypsyByName wrote: »

Holy Mother of divine Jaysus a shower of adulterers!!!

And lots of people who apparently worship strange Gods.

Anyway if you have committed adultry you’d be stupid to say it online as your wife may well be able to use the search or history function.

I didn’t, honey.

Franz Von Peppercorn · 12-03-2018 09:20PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Re Adultery... Is that sex with another man's wife, or do you need to be married to have broken it? (never been married)

With the exception of killing (I'm assuming that means people), I've broken them all. But then, I always knew I was a terrible Catholic. No great surprise there.

Yeh. Who’s the false God?

Ulysses Gaze · 12-03-2018 09:23PM

Are Am Eye wrote: »

Good, original and incorporates the thread topic....but

I prefer the traditional Moses came over the mountain in Triumph *

*triumph is bike.

Question 2: What is the first mention of football in the Bible ?

Jesus went up and got nailed on the cross.

rtron · 12-03-2018 09:36PM

If I had an abortion, does that mean i've done 5?

Franz Von Peppercorn · 12-03-2018 09:38PM

rtron wrote: »

If I had an abortion, does that mean i've done 5?

Pretty sure that’s catholic teaching.

Ulysses Gaze · 12-03-2018 09:40PM

Are Am Eye wrote: »

Good, original and incorporates the thread topic....but

I prefer the traditional Moses came over the mountain in Triumph *

*triumph is bike.

Question 2: What is the first mention of football in the Bible ?

QUESTION 3: What is the first mention of diarrhoea in the bible?

Are Am Eye · 12-03-2018 09:52PM

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

QUESTION 3: What is the first mention of diarrhoea in the bible?

Moses took the two tablets and went up on the mount.

Is smoking mentioned at all in the Bible?

Fred Swanson · 12-03-2018 09:55PM

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darkdubh · 12-03-2018 09:58PM

Most of them. Except for killing and coveting your neighbours donkey or whatever the fcuk it is.

Ulysses Gaze · 12-03-2018 09:59PM

Fred Swanson wrote: »

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Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

CruelCoin · 12-03-2018 10:32PM

If your parents commit murder, the bible directs all the members of the village to stone them to death.
If you or the village do not, then the next village must do so, killing your village into the bargain, so its not really an option not to do so.

So, are you as am idividual exempted from stoning your parents as a point of honour, or do you do them honour by doing the right thing and stoning them?

Archeron · 12-03-2018 10:55PM

Sylvia Creamy Self-help wrote: »

Probably only No. 2, but repeatedly.

Me too, except number 5 for me.

Nettle Soup · 12-03-2018 11:02PM

I killed a man father.

Guy:Incognito · 12-03-2018 11:07PM

If I worship (believe) in no God's at all, does that count for the first one?

I'd say only number 5 i havnt broken.

12-03-2018 11:45PM

Don't think I've born false witness against my neighbor..although if he doesn't sort out that hedge..

Franz Von Peppercorn · 13-03-2018 12:01AM

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

If I worship (believe) in no God's at all, does that count for the first one?

I'd say only number 5 i havnt broken.

Ah. Another adulterer. Ireland’s apparently full of them.

I don’t think that no God violates commandment 1. Presumably in the Bronze Age it wasn’t an imagined option.

Are Am Eye · 13-03-2018 12:21AM

iron age. You've not read the same books that george carlin didn't read.

Autosport · 13-03-2018 12:47AM

darkdubh wrote: »

Most of them. Except for killing and coveting your neighbours donkey or whatever the fcuk it is.

The tears are falling down from laughing

poor donkey

YFlyer · 13-03-2018 12:56AM

Sylvia Creamy Self-help wrote: »

Probably only No. 2, but repeatedly.

Strange there is no thy shall not lie.

jaxxx · 13-03-2018 02:00AM

"Thou shalt not believe nor subscribe to hocus pocus"

I am happy to say I have not broken this most sacred commandment

Ave Sodalis · 13-03-2018 02:11AM

Kolido wrote:

Im sure everyone has broken number 5. Kill covers all living organisms does it not.

Except animals, women, child and old people... all of which the bible actively encourage you to kill for various reasons, through various colourful means (mostly stoning).

rtron wrote:

If I had an abortion, does that mean i've done 5?

Nope, the bible actually defines life multiple times as the moment an organism takes a breath.

Blitzkrieger · 13-03-2018 11:47AM

Well, probably all of them, but number 5 only indirectly....

Fred Swanson · 13-03-2018 12:47PM

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Ulysses Gaze · 13-03-2018 03:26PM

Always remember Matthew 21:17...

"And he left them and went out of the city to Bethany, where he spent the night."

Think about it....

daheff · 13-03-2018 03:39PM

well...define broken....i mighta stretched a few and bent a couple of others....and that dead body was like that when i got here......

How many of the 10 commandments have you broken?

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