How many of the 10 commandments have you broken?

fortwilliam · 12-03-2018 01:53PM #1

Well it's off to hell with me then...
Here is the list:
1. “I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any strange gods before Me.”
2. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
3. “Remember to keep holy the Sabbath day.”
4. “Honor thy father and mother.”
5. “Thou shalt not kill.”
6. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
7. “Thou shalt not steal.”
8. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.”
9. “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife.”
10 “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s goods.”

How many have you broken?

Me? - 1, 2, 3, 6, 7, 8, 10
Not sure about 4.. I am sure I have dishonored them at some stage. 9.. I have lusted after many people, not sure how literal this is..

davo2001 · 12-03-2018 01:54PM

11

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 12-03-2018 01:55PM

Probably only No. 2, but repeatedly.

seamus · 12-03-2018 02:19PM

Do you mean the new ten commandments, or the original ten commandments - the first set of stone tablets that Moses smashed in anger:

I. Thou shalt worship no other god.

II. Thou shalt make thee no molten gods.

III. The feast of unleavened bread thou shalt keep.

IV. Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest.

V. Thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, of the firstfruits of wheat harvest,
and the feast of ingathering at the year’s end.

VI. Thrice in the year shall all your men children appear before the Lord God.

VII. Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven.

VIII. Neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left unto the morning.

IX. The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring unto the house of the LORD thy God.

X. Thou shalt not seethe a kid [ie, a young goat] in his mother’s milk.

Solomon Pleasant · 12-03-2018 02:21PM

Y’all need Jesus

Reati · 12-03-2018 02:22PM

seamus wrote: »

Do you mean the new ten commandments, or the original ten commandments - the first set of stone tablets that Moses smashed in anger:

I. Thou shalt worship no other god.

II. Thou shalt make thee no molten gods.

III. The feast of unleavened bread thou shalt keep.

IV. Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest.

V. Thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, of the firstfruits of wheat harvest,
and the feast of ingathering at the year’s end.

VI. Thrice in the year shall all your men children appear before the Lord God.

VII. Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven.

VIII. Neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left unto the morning.

IX. The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring unto the house of the LORD thy God.

X. Thou shalt not seethe a kid [ie, a young goat] in his mother’s milk.

I didn't know he spoke old timey English.

Pherekydes · 12-03-2018 02:36PM

fortwilliam wrote: »

Well it's off to hell with me then...
Here is the list:
1. “I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any strange gods before Me.”
2. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
3. “Remember to keep holy the Sabbath day.”
4. “Honor thy father and mother.”
5. “Thou shalt not kill.”
6. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
7. “Thou shalt not steal.”
8. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.”
9. “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife.”
10 “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s goods.”

4, 5, 7, 8, 9 and 10 are the only ones in any way valid, so probably only 7. Ok 9, too.

On the other hand, I haven't kept any slaves or raped anyone, and those aren't commandments, so it would make you wonder about the people who made these ones up.

VinLieger · 12-03-2018 02:38PM

Unsure the specifics for breaking number 4?

sjb25 · 12-03-2018 02:41PM

1, 2, 3, 6more than once 7, 8,

least I’ll be warm down below when I die

kieran. · 12-03-2018 02:43PM

Whats the churches official line on number 5, I have killed lots of things just not people?

sjb25 · 12-03-2018 02:44PM

kieran. wrote: »

Whats the churches official line on number 5, I have killed lots of things just not people?

Oh **** I could be adding 5 to my list also then we need clarification from a cleric

Are Am Eye · 12-03-2018 02:46PM

What was the first mention of a motor bike in the bible?

frag420 · 12-03-2018 02:47PM

Well I was doing 2 while committing 5 all because i got caught doing 6,9 & 10...

See you in hell fookers!!

LadyMacBeth_ · 12-03-2018 03:32PM

The not killing a person one is the only one I haven't broken......so far! Watch this space folks.

kneemos · 12-03-2018 03:37PM

Must you honour your mother and father if they encourage breaking the commandments?

What if they're serial killers?

XsApollo · 12-03-2018 03:39PM

1,2,3,4,6,7,8,9,10

Are Am Eye · 12-03-2018 03:42PM

In Judaism that stuff was just the 'mission statement' and then followed the list of 613 commandments.
To be a real bad ass you have to check off those 613.

CruelCoin · 12-03-2018 03:55PM

My faith has 8 i really rather you didn'ts.

Of these, i've broken 3, and occasionally 5.

http://flyingspaghettimonster.wikia.com/wiki/The_Eight_I%27d_Really_Rather_You_Didn%27ts

CruelCoin · 12-03-2018 03:57PM

Of the christian 10,

1. “I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any strange gods before Me.”
Yup

2. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
Yup

3. “Remember to keep holy the Sabbath day.”
Yup

5. “Thou shalt not kill.”
Kill what? Plenty of animals, no humans.

6. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
Does it count if herself joins in?

7. “Thou shalt not steal.”
Shamefull moment long ago. Yup.

9. “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife.”
Yup.

10 “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s goods.”
Yup.

GypsyByName · 12-03-2018 03:58PM

Holy Mother of divine Jaysus a shower of adulterers!!!

Ulysses Gaze · 12-03-2018 04:01PM

You really don't need 10 commandments.

2 is all you need.

Bob Gray · 12-03-2018 05:39PM

I coveted my neighbours wife's goods, does that still count as 2?

dinorebel · 12-03-2018 05:42PM

Nice try officer.

Kolido · 12-03-2018 05:48PM

Im sure everyone has broken number 5. Kill covers all living organisms does it not.

BrokenArrows · 12-03-2018 06:19PM

kneemos wrote: »

Must you honour your mother and father if they encourage breaking the commandments?

What if they're serial killers?

catch 22. You're ****ed.

wakka12 · 12-03-2018 06:22PM

I don't know what some of them mean tbh

suicide_circus · 12-03-2018 06:23PM

5

Half way there!

TallGlass · 12-03-2018 06:28PM

Are Am Eye wrote: »

What was the first mention of a motor bike in the bible?

John. 3.17 accord to the gospel of 'boards.ie', Thou shall not perform a punishment over take on the neighbours wife.

12-03-2018 06:32PM

Re Adultery... Is that sex with another man's wife, or do you need to be married to have broken it? (never been married)

With the exception of killing (I'm assuming that means people), I've broken them all. But then, I always knew I was a terrible Catholic. No great surprise there.

pleas advice · 12-03-2018 06:46PM

the Catholic church, huh? :rolleyes: amirightguys

Your Face · 12-03-2018 06:52PM

I live by the 4 Demandments, brother.

How many of the 10 commandments have you broken?

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