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charlie_says · 2003-08-19 15:03:00

Join up dots with your own chunks of grey and white goodness the more madcap the better! There once lived an outcast ant called "Stampie", he was given this name for a very unusual reason........

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Join up dots with your own chunks of grey and white goodness the more madcap the better!

There once lived an outcast ant called "Stampie", he was given this name for a very unusual reason........

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#2 19-08-2003 04:11PM

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... as he was a very mean and wicked ant. When the ants in the new colony saw how wicked and evil he was they'd place a human stamp on his back when he was sleeping and wait for the wind to blow him away. He felt he was...

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#3 19-08-2003 06:41PM

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...extremely popular and that the stamp was a gift so that he could do the ant equivalent of hanglide. Unfortunately it never worked because...

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#4 19-08-2003 06:58PM

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He was a big fat ant, 3foot long and 1foot wide....

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#5 19-08-2003 07:02PM

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fortunatly though he had a friend called the salmon fiddler, who had the power to remove stamps, unfortunatley he would have to do something in return...

(ps gooood thread)

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#6 19-08-2003 07:05PM

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It involved leather, whips and...

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#7 19-08-2003 07:10PM

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and a large tube 'o lube...

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#8 19-08-2003 07:17PM

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The ant would dress in leather harness, lube his feet up, and the salmon fiddler would sit atop and go sleigh riding down the hills of medieval Scotland...

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#9 19-08-2003 07:32PM

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after the sleigh riding and a quick game of bumsies, the fiddler pointed stampy in the direction of the elusive trout barron...

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#10 19-08-2003 07:36PM

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The problem was that in order to get to the river in which the elusive trout baron lived, Stampie would have to cross the bridge where the dreaded Troll of certain death collected punitive taxes from all travellers...

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#11 19-08-2003 08:44PM

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that consisted of pretzels and rotten cheese. However, our heroic ant had a plan....

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#12 19-08-2003 08:49PM

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involving a ride on the chipendale, a bottle of love juice and a nomadic frog named gustav...

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#13 19-08-2003 08:54PM

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"Was that the tick of one generations clicking by or was it two?.." he said to himself...
"I will create a diversion for the Troll of certain death, when I and the other 138 people crossing the bridge decide to cross. This way he will not see us and he will not claim his pretzel tax."

The massive ant's plan was to...

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#14 19-08-2003 09:33PM

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Get a boat, avoiding the troll completely.

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#15 19-08-2003 09:38PM

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avoiding the troll proved to be more difficult though due to the trolls incredible swimming skills.

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#16 19-08-2003 11:30PM

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#17 19-08-2003 11:43PM

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So he flew over instead on the back of Cheery the Robin, but a problem was afoot, he was now stuck up a tree!, and Cheerie`s b*stard children were trying to eat him:eek:

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#18 19-08-2003 11:44PM

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Suddenly, out of nowhere appeared a man wearing oddly coloured shoes and sporting a most unfashionable hair design...

strange man...

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#19 19-08-2003 11:48PM

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t'was billy connly...

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#20 19-08-2003 11:50PM

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impersonating Aongus McNally....

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#21 20-08-2003 12:10AM

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..he struck down the ugly b*stard children with a mighty butt of his head, and aided the trembling ant to the ground...

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#22 20-08-2003 11:03AM

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...where he started too whoop and dance. Poor evil stampie almost got stamped on but...

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#23 20-08-2003 02:15PM

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He quickly realized that he had forgotten about the elusive trout barron who at this point had passed away of an unknowen illness while Stampy was Trying to avoid paying Tax....

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Just then, up drove the Pope mobile! Out stepped the pope. He took one look at Stampy and...

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#25 20-08-2003 02:25PM

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... said "aw look an Ant.. isn't that cute". the pope proptly drove off leaving billy connly and stampy to work out what to do next...

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#26 20-08-2003 02:32PM

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..suddenly Billy Connly pulled off his mask it had been Aongus McNally dressed as Billy Connly, dressed as Aongus McNally, all along. But then...

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#27 20-08-2003 02:43PM

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he fainted, all but squashing poor little stampy in the process. It seemed like all was lost, untill...

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#28 20-08-2003 03:02PM

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A pack of magical ninja-kittens appeared in a puff of smoke. They took Stampy into their care, mending his broken exoskeleton with their ninja magic. Stampy started training with the ninja kittens, and the focus and discipline helped him see how evil he was, and calmed him down quite a bit. Until, one day...

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Saw that ****er Aongus who had squashed him. Using his l33t ninja skills he...

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#30 20-08-2003 03:31PM

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...used his ninja skills on him. No matter how hard he tried he just couldn't make a dent in the big oaf. It was almost as if Aongus...

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#31 20-08-2003 03:34PM

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...was composed entirely of rock hard stupidity. Defeated, but unbroken, Stampy wisely decided to retreat and find another means of exacting his revenge on the man with the funny hairdo...

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