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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,264 ✭✭✭✭Borderfox


    do ye have to be puttin the bogeys on yer hands to handles dem


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    How much can he get out of 2 joint snails? 400,000 quid a year.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,672 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Ten Pin wrote: »
    Invasive species...

    What could possibly go wrong

    Any chance they eat Japanese Knotweed

    sur we can bring in some other pesky species to eat the snails after they eat the knotweed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,264 ✭✭✭✭Borderfox


    30-35 now your in the halfpenny place


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,311 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    'And how do these snails move ?'


    'Eh....like a snail, Joe.'


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Only takes a couple of stupid careless feckers and we've got a problem.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,672 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    670px-User-Completed-Image-Care-for-Giant-African-Land-Snails-2017.07.28-15.11.20.0.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,264 ✭✭✭✭Borderfox


    is David on the wacky baccy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    what sort of clown buys these for pets?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,264 ✭✭✭✭Borderfox


    Put a reg plate on the shell


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,766 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Whacker wont back down with his theories even when clobbered with facts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Is this an east wicklow or a west wicklow problem?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    they get the bus joe ffs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,672 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    what sort of clown buys these for pets?

    they are not exactly cuddly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Borderfox wrote: »
    Put a reg plate on the shell

    "Dey vay hick ule was proceeding in a weshterly direction, at a speed beyond what our car could manage."
    "What kind of vehicle was it?"
    "It was a snail."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,311 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    We're completely overrun with these things apparently.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Foreign snails coming in here and eating the free houses they got from the government. It's a disgrace Joe!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Bollocks, it is a simple evolutionary step for some of them to start seeking survival shelter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    beep beep


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,311 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Nature......finds a way.



    Dudududududu....dududuu


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    How did we get here ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,722 ✭✭✭BarryD2


    PauloMN wrote: »
    Tying up the loose ends when someone passes away is a pain, and can be upsetting but it's not a reason to be getting Joe involved tbh.

    That's what I thought earlier. Why didn't Peadar just send off the €5.90 and be done with it? Part of the terms and conditions of citizenship etc etc

    And yes, whilst the letter may seem pointless, it does keep someone in employment in the public service :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    How did we get here ?

    yep same thing im asking


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    How did we get here ?

    Well.....there was a girl rabbit and a boy rabbit, and they were very much in love...............etc etc.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Joe giggling like a dog with a whiff of laughing gas at his own joke.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    you could have a career in pets
    david or you could get meningitis classic lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,311 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Next week on Livelahn........my kids got meningitis in school.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,311 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Whacker not impressed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,539 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Ratkoooonnn!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Ive heard that if you remove their shells they become sluggish!


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