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What's the last thing you've said to a complete stranger?

  • 06-03-2018 11:33PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭


    "See you Thursday then".


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,299 ✭✭✭JenovaProject


    "Well"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    It puts the lotion on......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭JillyQ


    Thank you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    Not finished that, thanks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,717 ✭✭✭johnayo


    your dress is caught up in your knickers.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,225 ✭✭✭jaxxx


    I said, "I ain't giving you no three fiddy!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,547 ✭✭✭facehugger99


    Hello.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,502 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Some contrast (in the weather) since 5 days ago


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,431 ✭✭✭MilesMorales1


    'No thanks'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Told the last couple of random strangers that put their hands on me on a bus in two separate incidents hope you die of a terminal illness. Damn dublin bus is full of nutcases ;)

    I DON'T LIKE TO BE TOUCHED


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭368100


    Cheers thanks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,736 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    Ok thanks, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye... *fades out*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,947 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Me tu, Brute?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,977 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    Told the last couple of random strangers that put their hands on me on a bus in two separate incidents hope you die of a terminal illness. Damn dublin bus is full of nutcases ;)

    I DON'T LIKE TO BE TOUCHED

    You do kinder sound like one of them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,538 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    And €2.40 change, thanks a million. Bye.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,977 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    You do kinder sound like one of them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,611 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


    This post has been deleted.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 24,023 Mod ✭✭✭✭TICKLE_ME_ELMO


    "Go back, I just saw a Brennans bread van go round the corner."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,502 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    SCOOP 64 wrote: »
    You do kinder sound like one of them.

    That is a strange thing to say.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Is this €4?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,082 ✭✭✭appledrop


    Great to see the Bread back on the shelfs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,977 ✭✭✭minikin


    Who are you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭kingchess


    What the f..k are you doing in my house?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,439 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    "Cheers for that!", after he asked me did I want a coffee when he selected a cappuccino instead of a latte from the coffee machine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,555 ✭✭✭Ave Sodalis


    And €2.40 change, thanks a million. Bye.


    Usually followed by: "excuse me?! It cost €4.99 and €2.59! Where is my 2c?!" despite rounding being in for a year or so. People still get angry if you charge them for a plastic bag...

    ^I guess that's the last thing I said to a complete stranger


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,311 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    Thank you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,234 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    "You can't miss it"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭corks finest


    "See you Thursday then".

    Seanies on fire


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    'so long as your not drinking a bottle of brandy'

    (said to a member of the Ulster boxing team who was expressing concern about having a few drinks while playing darts with a local darts team.)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭LionelNashe


    A week's holiday in the US years ago made me realise that we Irish don't really initiate much conversation with strangers, except for what's necessary as basic politeness in a shop or whatever. Yanks, on the other hand, do seem more likely to talk.


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