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What's the last thing you've said to a complete stranger?

  • 06-03-2018 10:33pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭


    "See you Thursday then".


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,299 ✭✭✭JenovaProject


    "Well"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    It puts the lotion on......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭JillyQ


    Thank you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    Not finished that, thanks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    your dress is caught up in your knickers.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,230 ✭✭✭jaxxx


    I said, "I ain't giving you no three fiddy!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,532 ✭✭✭facehugger99


    Hello.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,430 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Some contrast (in the weather) since 5 days ago


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,431 ✭✭✭MilesMorales1


    'No thanks'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,282 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Told the last couple of random strangers that put their hands on me on a bus in two separate incidents hope you die of a terminal illness. Damn dublin bus is full of nutcases ;)

    I DON'T LIKE TO BE TOUCHED


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,067 ✭✭✭368100


    Cheers thanks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    Ok thanks, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye... *fades out*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,694 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Me tu, Brute?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,393 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    Told the last couple of random strangers that put their hands on me on a bus in two separate incidents hope you die of a terminal illness. Damn dublin bus is full of nutcases ;)

    I DON'T LIKE TO BE TOUCHED

    You do kinder sound like one of them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,535 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    And €2.40 change, thanks a million. Bye.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,393 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    You do kinder sound like one of them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,658 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


    This post has been deleted.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 23,952 Mod ✭✭✭✭TICKLE_ME_ELMO


    "Go back, I just saw a Brennans bread van go round the corner."


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,430 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    SCOOP 64 wrote: »
    You do kinder sound like one of them.

    That is a strange thing to say.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,201 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Is this €4?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,200 ✭✭✭appledrop


    Great to see the Bread back on the shelfs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,982 ✭✭✭minikin


    Who are you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭kingchess


    What the f..k are you doing in my house?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,434 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    "Cheers for that!", after he asked me did I want a coffee when he selected a cappuccino instead of a latte from the coffee machine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,555 ✭✭✭Ave Sodalis


    And €2.40 change, thanks a million. Bye.


    Usually followed by: "excuse me?! It cost €4.99 and €2.59! Where is my 2c?!" despite rounding being in for a year or so. People still get angry if you charge them for a plastic bag...

    ^I guess that's the last thing I said to a complete stranger


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,309 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    Thank you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,929 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    "You can't miss it"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,748 ✭✭✭corks finest


    "See you Thursday then".

    Seanies on fire


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    'so long as your not drinking a bottle of brandy'

    (said to a member of the Ulster boxing team who was expressing concern about having a few drinks while playing darts with a local darts team.)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,961 ✭✭✭LionelNashe


    A week's holiday in the US years ago made me realise that we Irish don't really initiate much conversation with strangers, except for what's necessary as basic politeness in a shop or whatever. Yanks, on the other hand, do seem more likely to talk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 753 ✭✭✭badboyblast


    No I won't swop you for a tail light from a Toyota twin cam and cash my way


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    "See you Thursday then".
    "C U Next Tuesday" :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,553 ✭✭✭lmimmfn


    "No bread eh!" - he was hard of hearing so had to shout then :)

    Ignoring idiots who comment "far right" because they don't even know what it means



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    "Thanks a million!"

    To the sound gent held who a door for me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Here's my number, let's party sometime.

    To my Uber driver.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,758 ✭✭✭Pelvis


    1.50 please.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    'You'd need them with the way things were'.

    (Buying a 16 pack of bog roll)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    "Just leave it there" .... delivery courier


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭somefeen


    70 euro worth of diesel and twenty John player blue, thanks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,316 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    I can't wait for the fucking sun!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 70 ✭✭Dancewithme


    I'll pay it. Pay it forward the next time you see someone stuck


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 272 ✭✭muppetshow1451


    There is a queue here,get back in line.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Nodding in agreement to a another guy, while we are queuing,while the single cashier on tills in easons continues chit chat with aul'fella a solid minute after completing transaction.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭SuperS54


    你撥錯了號碼


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    "wanker" while driving.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,591 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    "Green Man".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    No thanks - I have a cold.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 1,518 ✭✭✭Ciaran_B


    'Can I just move your phone? Thank you.'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭TomSweeney




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Hang on it'll get bigger in a few seconds.


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