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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Blacklisted - I'm surprised Joe didn't come out with, "You can't say dat."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    While we are on the subject of uninteresting driving test anecdotes I reversed out of the driveway on my way to test and backed into the MIL's car parked across the road....passed the test afterwards


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,444 ✭✭✭✭Skid X


    "I beckoned him out"

    What the hell does he expect?

    Did he ask the instructor "am I alright at your end?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭mojesius


    We need a motorway proficiency segment to the test for sure


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    The brits are reviewing theirs to include motorways etc we will do same in 20 years


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,886 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    Heres an interesting thing

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Fire the buke at her


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,311 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    While we are on the subject of uninteresting driving test anecdotes I reversed out of the driveway on my way to test and backed into the MIL's car parked across the road....passed the test afterwards

    Talk to Joe

    1850 715 815.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    '69


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 797 ✭✭✭MmmChocolate


    69, wha...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    40 hours only ???

    jaysus

    Ryanair pilot was it? :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,886 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    While we are on the subject of uninteresting driving test anecdotes I reversed out of the driveway on my way to test and backed into the MIL's car parked across the road....passed the test afterwards

    I'll do it seen as Butters is not here

    What colour was the car, caller?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭jooksavage


    1500 fine and 2 year ban for that woman seems a bit harsh but then again there might a reason she doesn't have a license after 5 years. Maybe shouldn't be on the road.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,062 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    The driving test has been a racket for years


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    You can't fool any of us, Joe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    jooksavage wrote: »
    1500 fine and 2 year ban for that woman seems a bit harsh but then again there might a reason she doesn't have a license after 5 years. Maybe shouldn't be in the road.

    Maybe there will be somebody on from the Road Safety Authority, just for a bit of balance, loike!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    What is the point of this? Like, is this gonna turn into a crusade where every single person that sits a driving test should pass first time and if they don't it's entirely the fault of the tester or the supervisor or basically anybody except the person that can't drive the effing car?

    That's the policy for a few that attain a basic level of lucidity on weekday afternoons between 1.45 and 3.00


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭pilly


    The driving test has been a racket for years

    Totally agree, no consistency at all. I know people who are positively lethal drivers who have passed a test.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭jooksavage


    "I've never had an accident and never been tested"

    Sure get rid of testing so, you're clearly a representative sample for all drivers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    40 hours only ???

    jaysus

    Ryanair pilot was it? :P

    40 hours at the controls is long enough, at the price they are.
    There's another 20 hours of ground instruction needed these days, iirc.

    Only a fool thinks they know how to fly after the 40 hours, though.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    jooksavage wrote: »
    "I've never had an accident and never been tested"
    Bet he's seen plenty in his mirrors, though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 348 ✭✭deathtocaptcha


    Maybe versatis patches would help calm the nerves?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,444 ✭✭✭✭Skid X


    To summarise the Presenter and Callers, everyone should be allowed drive and the test should only apply to other people.

    Note for next time he has someone on whose child was killed in a Road Traffic Incident.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Were they delivering a new safe to the Lidl store?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    This man wants a medal?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,886 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    Pointless call


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭mojesius


    Leedle


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,120 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    Pointless call

    Which guarantees it extra time on air.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    In Wexford they plough the snow at Lidl, In Tallaght they plough the the whole shop into the snow!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    "ye do Whine" he does


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