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If you could view the internet search history of a celebrity, who would it be?

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  • 14-02-2018 5:30pm
    #1
    artvanderlay
    Registered Users Posts: 2,198 ✭✭✭


    Or indeed anybody, not just a celebrity. What would you expect to find?


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    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Isaac Newton. A pile of scribbled notes, I expect.


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    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Tom Hanks.


    He seems so nice, friendly and a decent human being in Hollywood.


    Gotta be some weird internet searches at least.


    Probably has a sex dungeon.


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,241 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Michael Jackson's would have answered a few questions, I suppose. As long as we're talking JUST the history and not the actual websites.

    Bertie Ahearne's - see if there's any online banking links.

    Hilary Clinton's and/or Donald Trump's.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    bear1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,812 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    OJ Simpson and followed by Trump.
    Although I suspect they would both be ****e.


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    Ajsoprano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭Ajsoprano


    John Leslie. Guaranteed a wild night.


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    Tell me how
    Registered Users Posts: 21,524 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    Tom Cruise.
    What's going on with that whole Scientology thing?


    If he had had access to the internet. Leonardo Da Vinci.
    Expect it probably would have been only to check a chariot time table or something. That man knew everything he needed to know.


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    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Seth Rogan, I imagine there are some wild tangents.


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    #9
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users Posts: 10,799 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Ted Cruz.


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    Noveight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    Helen Keller.

    dusirjeor2dirieirhwoweapwpdn3


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    #11
    lorcand1990
    Registered Users Posts: 356 ✭✭lorcand1990


    Charlie Sheen, I'd imagine it would be an encyclopedia of STI's!


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    #12
    judeboy101
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,246 ✭✭✭judeboy101


    Larry murphy


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    Oink
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 2,152 Mod ✭✭✭✭Oink


    (From Dirk Gently show on Netflix)

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Eshete

    Jade Eshete. I need to know if she’s googling me. It’s for research purposes.


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    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Larry Page should be quite varied.


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    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Donald Trump

    "Donald Trump"
    "How to Make Friends"
    "Donald Trump"
    "What is the President"
    "Donald Trump"
    "What is the FBI"
    "Fox News"
    "What is the Constitution"
    "Donald Trump"
    "Big Mac Delivery"


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    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Jimmy Saville


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    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    Donald Trump

    "How to Make Friends"

    "What is the President"

    "What is the FBI"

    "What is the Constitution"

    "Big Mac Delivery"

    Imagine that a career politician couldn't beat him in a two horse.

    I don't understand why nobody slags off Hillary for blowing her shot at the white house. She was left with an open goal and she Diana Ross'd it.

    And speaking of internet histories, perhaps we'll get a look at her e-mail server


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    Donald Trump
    Registered Users Posts: 19,208 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    I don't understand why nobody slags off Hillary for blowing her shot at the white house. She was left with an open goal and she Diana Ross'd it.

    And speaking of internet histories, perhaps we'll get a look at her e-mail server

    LOCK HER UP


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    Donald Trump
    Registered Users Posts: 19,208 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    Jimmy Saville


    Ah, so it's good sources for the oul' kiddy fiddling that you're after?


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    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,366 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Louise O'Neill. You never what she'd get up to!


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    Donald Trump
    Registered Users Posts: 19,208 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    Donald Trump

    "Donald Trump"
    "How to Make Friends"
    "Donald Trump"
    "What is the President"
    "Donald Trump"
    "What is the FBI"
    "Fox News"
    "What is the Constitution"
    "Donald Trump"
    "Big Mac Delivery"


    I only know how to use the Twitter machine.

    I had an intensive one-week course prior to the election campaign from some twitter expert called Vincenzo Browne


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    pjohnson
    Registered Users Posts: 23,369 ✭✭✭✭pjohnson


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    Louise O'Neill. You never what she'd get up to!

    Learn about her and Tubbsy's fetishes ya filthy thing :P


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    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Donald Trump wrote: »
    Ah, so it's good sources for the oul' kiddy fiddling that you're after?

    I'm a redtube man myself


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    #24
    Mountainsandh
    Registered Users Posts: 6,700 ✭✭✭Mountainsandh


    Elon Musk, although I'd skim right past the actual business/money stuff.


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    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Passenger wrote: »
    Stevie Wonder

    Jakna shahs xjxiakll sh bcjdjsna


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    cantdecide
    Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Mel Gibson


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    cantdecide
    Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    James Corden but I'd imagine it's just the words "James Corden" over and over.


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    #28
    TheBigEvil
    Registered Users Posts: 498 ✭✭TheBigEvil


    Elvis


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    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Liam Neeson. He must have looked up a lot of stuff on Michael Collins, Irish history, and how to rescue people.


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    #30
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    branie2 wrote: »
    Liam Neeson. He must have looked up a lot of stuff on Michael Collins

    back in the days of AltaVista and Lycos, you'd wonder what the search results would look like?


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    Grab All Association
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    Tell me how wrote: »
    Tom Cruise.
    What's going on with that whole Scientology thing?


    If he had had access to the internet. Leonardo Da Vinci.
    Expect it probably would have been only to check a chariot time table or something. That man knew everything he needed to know.

    Photos of muscular ethnic men fudge packing I bet


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