If you could view the internet search history of a celebrity, who would it be?

artvanderlay

Or indeed anybody, not just a celebrity. What would you expect to find?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Isaac Newton. A pile of scribbled notes, I expect.

The_Valeyard

Tom Hanks.


He seems so nice, friendly and a decent human being in Hollywood.


Gotta be some weird internet searches at least.


Probably has a sex dungeon.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Michael Jackson's would have answered a few questions, I suppose. As long as we're talking JUST the history and not the actual websites.

Bertie Ahearne's - see if there's any online banking links.

Hilary Clinton's and/or Donald Trump's.

bear1

OJ Simpson and followed by Trump.
Although I suspect they would both be ****e.

Ajsoprano

John Leslie. Guaranteed a wild night.

Tell me how

Tom Cruise.
What's going on with that whole Scientology thing?


If he had had access to the internet. Leonardo Da Vinci.
Expect it probably would have been only to check a chariot time table or something. That man knew everything he needed to know.

Boom_Bap

Seth Rogan, I imagine there are some wild tangents.

DrumSteve

Ted Cruz.

Noveight

Helen Keller.

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lorcand1990

Charlie Sheen, I'd imagine it would be an encyclopedia of STI's!

judeboy101

Larry murphy

Oink

(From Dirk Gently show on Netflix)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Eshete

Jade Eshete. I need to know if she’s googling me. It’s for research purposes.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Larry Page should be quite varied.

Mr. Incognito

Donald Trump

"Donald Trump"
"How to Make Friends"
"Donald Trump"
"What is the President"
"Donald Trump"
"What is the FBI"
"Fox News"
"What is the Constitution"
"Donald Trump"
"Big Mac Delivery"

Hector Bellend

Jimmy Saville

Hector Bellend

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Donald Trump

"How to Make Friends"

"What is the President"

"What is the FBI"

"What is the Constitution"

"Big Mac Delivery"

Imagine that a career politician couldn't beat him in a two horse.

I don't understand why nobody slags off Hillary for blowing her shot at the white house. She was left with an open goal and she Diana Ross'd it.

And speaking of internet histories, perhaps we'll get a look at her e-mail server

Donald Trump

Hector Bellend wrote: »

I don't understand why nobody slags off Hillary for blowing her shot at the white house. She was left with an open goal and she Diana Ross'd it.

And speaking of internet histories, perhaps we'll get a look at her e-mail server

LOCK HER UP

Donald Trump

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Jimmy Saville

Ah, so it's good sources for the oul' kiddy fiddling that you're after?

freshpopcorn

Louise O'Neill. You never what she'd get up to!

Donald Trump

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Donald Trump

"Donald Trump"
"How to Make Friends"
"Donald Trump"
"What is the President"
"Donald Trump"
"What is the FBI"
"Fox News"
"What is the Constitution"
"Donald Trump"
"Big Mac Delivery"

I only know how to use the Twitter machine.

I had an intensive one-week course prior to the election campaign from some twitter expert called Vincenzo Browne

pjohnson

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Louise O'Neill. You never what she'd get up to!

Learn about her and Tubbsy's fetishes ya filthy thing :P

Hector Bellend

Donald Trump wrote: »

Ah, so it's good sources for the oul' kiddy fiddling that you're after?

I'm a redtube man myself

Mountainsandh

Elon Musk, although I'd skim right past the actual business/money stuff.

retro:electro

Passenger wrote: »

Stevie Wonder

Jakna shahs xjxiakll sh bcjdjsna

cantdecide

Mel Gibson

cantdecide

James Corden but I'd imagine it's just the words "James Corden" over and over.

TheBigEvil

Elvis

branie2

Liam Neeson. He must have looked up a lot of stuff on Michael Collins, Irish history, and how to rescue people.

pleas advice

branie2 wrote: »

Liam Neeson. He must have looked up a lot of stuff on Michael Collins

back in the days of AltaVista and Lycos, you'd wonder what the search results would look like?

Grab All Association

Tell me how wrote: »

Tom Cruise.
What's going on with that whole Scientology thing?


If he had had access to the internet. Leonardo Da Vinci.
Expect it probably would have been only to check a chariot time table or something. That man knew everything he needed to know.

Photos of muscular ethnic men fudge packing I bet

YFlyer

Jack Nicholson.

The_Valeyard

Mountainsandh wrote: »

Elon Musk, although I'd skim right past the actual business/money stuff.

Probably secret doomsday lair

Plan to wipe out humsn race

He is the perfect Bond Villain

Irish Guitarist

I initially bought Pete Townshends story about paying for child porn because he was doing research for a book. Maybe I subconsciously didn't believe it but was just kidding myself because I love The Who.

His story has since changed and he's done interviews in which he said he was trying to gather evidence so he could go to the police. I think maybe the story has changed because that book he was writing doesn't seem to have surfaced. Every explanation he comes out with is so far fetched and bizarre that he'd be better off keeping his mouth shut about it. Really I don't see how anyone can believe this drivel.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/music-news/9572773/Pete-Townshend-I-paid-for-child-porn-to-prove-British-banks-were-channelling-sex-ring-cash.html

I'd like to see what else he searched before he was caught, especially the internet history he deleted.

Grateful Dread

Christopher Columbus:

"Quickest route to the spice islands lol"

aidoh

Boy oh boy would I love to look up Alex Jones' search history!

"am I really Bill Hicks?"
"literal vampires"
"interdimensional molesters"
"globalists"

topper75

anna080 wrote: »

Jakna shahs xjxiakll sh bcjdjsna

See those little ridges on the F and J keys on your keyboard?

Have a think about them.

branie2

Adolf Hitler searches on Jewish ancestry

It's said that he did have Jewish roots

Hector Bellend

Donald Trump wrote: »

Ah, so it's good sources for the oul' kiddy fiddling that you're after?

At last I don't fancy my own daughter.

WHIP IT!

At the risk of being needlessly serious (kinda) in a lighthearted thread - I'd actually be interested to see what the likes of Kim Kardashian searches. It would really reveal the depths people of her ilk go to to just milk their online following for every penny it's worth...

Hector Bellend

cantdecide wrote: »

James Corden but I'd imagine it's just the words "James Corden" over and over.

Followed by the words " Hector Bellend think I'm an "...." Insert appropriate swear word

CastielJ

Albert Einstein

pleas advice

Kanye googles Kanye

Agent Smith

pleas advice wrote: »

Kanye googles Kanye

Kanyeeption....

pleas advice

Adam: "what's this?"

Donald Trump

Hector Bellend wrote: »

At last I don't fancy my own daughter.

That's something we have in common so. Neither do I !!! I don't fancy your daughter at all!


Any excuse for a Chris Morris clip :pac:

Koala Sunshine

Ryan Tubridy