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being woken up by birds!

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  • #62
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Johnny Dogs wrote: »
    55 posts and No one suggested Andy from Sligo burns down his gaff?

    Oh After Hours, I am disappoint.

    I think that phrase was banned along with BTWP.


  • #63
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Get a bird into the bed beside you


  • #64
    Oldtree
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,109 ✭✭✭Oldtree


    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    Get a bird into the bed beside you

    OK I'll bite :D

    A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush!
    Or is it :)


  • #65
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,186 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Great, now the Starlings are back. Noisy little sods. :o

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • #66
    Andy From Sligo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,071 ✭✭✭✭Andy From Sligo


    Birds were back yesterday, no noise today from them , but the courier woke me up this morning knocking on the window! Noisy bleeder...


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  • #67
    chicorytip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭chicorytip


    The Backwards Man wrote:
    Definitely rats, they cheep and chitter just like birds. Every time you get awoken by the choir of birdsong, just remember it might well be a rat gnawing its way through your ceiling.


    I am curious. How would rats become occupants of an attic in the first place? By having climbed up a drainpipe?


  • #68
    erica74
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭erica74


    I fucking love the sound of birds singing, one of my favourite sounds.


  • #69
    breadbin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭breadbin


    erica74 wrote: »
    I fucking love the sound of birds singing, one of my favourite sounds.

    Ha ha me too. Even magpies. It's great to be alive!


  • #70
    fergus1001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    fergus1001 wrote:
    Get out the slingshot and the sucky sweets


    Can't believe no one picked up on the dunbelievables reference

    Did you hear about the poor people in China


  • #71
    Ursummupet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 88 ✭✭Ursummupet


    fergus1001 wrote: »
    Can't believe no one picked up on the dunbelievables reference

    Did you hear about the poor people in China

    What's that Martin?


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  • #72
    Andy From Sligo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,071 ✭✭✭✭Andy From Sligo


    chicorytip wrote: »
    I am curious. How would rats become occupants of an attic in the first place? By having climbed up a drainpipe?

    just got a vision of a squirrel and the mission impossible music for some reason lol :D


  • #73
    breadbin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭breadbin


    Hairy Japanese bastards!


  • #74
    Andy From Sligo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,071 ✭✭✭✭Andy From Sligo


    breadbin wrote: »
    Ha ha me too. Even magpies. It's great to be alive!

    ask me that, when i get woken up by the birds nibbling at the guttering or whatever they are doing and you might be shocked at the reply!


  • #75
    breadbin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭breadbin


    Andy From Sligo wrote: »
    ask me that, when i get woken up by the birds nibbling at the guttering or whatever they are doing and you might be shocked at the reply!

    Well I used to live in a town and there'd be lads shouting and roaring all hours coming out of house parties so magpies are a welcome change! It's subjective:)


  • #76
    Andy From Sligo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,071 ✭✭✭✭Andy From Sligo


    breadbin wrote: »
    Well I used to live in a town and there'd be lads shouting and roaring all hours coming out of house parties so magpies are a welcome change! It's subjective:)

    well yeah, admittedly if i had the option between lads shouting coming out of house parties and magpies i would choose magpies ....

    but if i had the ultimate option i would rather be not woken up by feckin anything!

    oh, you ought to see what an miserable arse I am when i get woken up from a lovely deep sleep in the morning like that :eek:


  • #77
    fergus1001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    Ursummupet wrote:
    What's that Martin?


    What are you going to get with all those tokens Martin

    A mountain bike


  • #78
    MarkY91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭MarkY91


    I hate the birds chirping in summer at the crack of down around 4am. I'm such a light sleeper so they ruin my sleep often.

    Cats and/or foxes are annoying sometimes too with their scary banshee howling


  • #79
    Andy From Sligo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,071 ✭✭✭✭Andy From Sligo


    MarkY91 wrote: »
    I hate the birds chirping in summer at the crack of down around 4am. I'm such a light sleeper so they ruin my sleep often.

    Cats and/or foxes are annoying sometimes too with their scary banshee howling

    my dogs hate that howling - sends them crazy. and if they hear a fox howling on TV as well - theres an advert on at the moment where the woman is in the woods and some foxe's are chasing her - they nearly knock over the telly when that comes on


  • #80
    muppetshow1451
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 272 ✭✭muppetshow1451


    Get a shotgun and loads of ammo


  • #81
    Andy From Sligo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,071 ✭✭✭✭Andy From Sligo


    muppetshow1451 wrote: »
    Get a shotgun and loads of ammo

    yeah, and shoot meself, put me out of my misery ...


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