Fungi. Wonderful dolphin.

nervous_twitch · 03-02-2018 12:28AM #1

Can someone tell me the truth about Fungi? Are we just replacing him every couple of years with a new dolphin ? He is such a tourist attraction that I dont think Kerry will ever let him die.

He must be like a serious OAP porpoise if he is genuine. But I have my suspicions..

Hitman3000 · 03-02-2018 12:39AM

nervous_twitch wrote:

He must be like a serious OAP porpoise if he is genuine. But I have my suspicions..

He was first spotted in 1983, bottlenose dolphins ( fungi' s species) have been known to live up to 48 years old. Then again it's Kerry I wouldn't past those cute hoors to replace him when the old one wears out. Huge tourist attraction.

Sky King · 03-02-2018 12:57AM

Q why did the mushroom get invited to the party

A because he was a fun gi

Buford T. Justice XIX · 03-02-2018 02:54AM

Hitman3000 wrote: »

He was first spotted in 1983, bottlenose dolphins ( fungi' s species) have been known to live up to 48 years old. Then again it's Kerry I wouldn't past those cute hoors to replace him when the old one wears out. Huge tourist attraction.

There's lads training a new one there every winter when the tourists feck off.

03-02-2018 03:06AM

Aren't all dolphins wonderful?

Hitman3000 · 03-02-2018 03:10AM

Buford T. Justice V wrote:

There's lads training a new one there every winter when the tourists feck off.

Quite plausible to be honest.

Junkyard Tom · 03-02-2018 03:20AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Aren't all dolphins wonderful?

No. There was one hanging around Doolin there a couple years ago that assaulted a woman.

If I'd have been in the water it would have got a punch in the face and known its place.

denismc · 03-02-2018 03:52AM

Can anyone explain the porpoise of this thread?

deco nate · 03-02-2018 04:07AM

denismc wrote: »

Can anyone explain the porpoise of this thread?

It was mentioned on newstalk today....

donegal_man · 03-02-2018 04:48AM

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

No. There was one hanging around Doolin there a couple years ago that assaulted a woman.

If I'd have been in the water it would have got a punch in the face and known its place.

Errr, the water is the dolphin's place.

Ficheall · 03-02-2018 04:49AM

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

No. There was one hanging around Doolin there a couple years ago that assaulted a woman.

If I'd have been in the water it would have got a punch in the face and known its place.

Reckon that was related to the local youths pouring beer in its blowhole?

Purple Mountain · 03-02-2018 05:17AM

No he's still the same dolphin.
He's due his millenial cheque off Michael D next year.

nervous_twitch · 03-02-2018 06:42AM

deco nate wrote: »

denismc wrote: »

Can anyone explain the porpoise of this thread?

It was mentioned on newstalk today....

Coincidence! I live in France and today someone in the area told me they were in Dingle and saw our wonderful dolphin. I told them that I too saw him, in 1993, and then they asked me if there was more than one and how long do they live. I had to get very sketchy.

Donald Trump · 03-02-2018 07:56AM

Sky King wrote: »

Q why did the mushroom get invited to the party

A because he was a fun gi

Why did your sister get invited to the party?

Because she has a ....

DEFTLEFTHAND · 03-02-2018 08:17AM

Bottlenose dolphins live between 45 to 50 years.He was described as a mature when he first came on thescene in Dingle.

That original dolphin is long dead.

Donald Trump · 03-02-2018 09:16AM

denismc wrote: »

Can anyone explain the porpoise of this thread?

Something thing fishy going on here. I think he's codding you.

Even if that's the case, you should stop being so crabby. It's about time that you were put in your plaice. We've had it up to the gills with you on here

Fin.
<The End!>

whisky_galore · 03-02-2018 10:35AM

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

No. There was one hanging around Doolin there a couple years ago that assaulted a woman.

If I'd have been in the water it would have got a punch in the face and known its place.

Wouldn't blame the dolphin, humans trying to get close, hanging off it and general arsing around. It's a wild animal FFS not an episode of Flipper.

Collie D · 03-02-2018 10:40AM

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

No. There was one hanging around Doolin there a couple years ago that assaulted a woman.

If I'd have been in the water it would have got a punch in the face and known its place.

Keyboard warfare just got surreal

Discodog · 03-02-2018 11:15AM

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

No. There was one hanging around Doolin there a couple years ago that assaulted a woman.

If I'd have been in the water it would have got a punch in the face and known its place.

If people are dumb enough to try to swim with a Dolphin then they should expect consequences. A friendly poke could break your ribs, Dolphins play rough.

But speaking of "pokes" a female needs to be careful at certain times of the month, if she is going to swim with a male Dolphin.

Jack Kanoff · 03-02-2018 11:23AM

Same dolphin, he has a distinctive scar on his dorsal fin from his younger days when he got too close to a propeller....but having said that, he's about 40 now....he's an OAP in dolphin terms

YFlyer · 03-02-2018 11:28AM

Donald Trump wrote: »

Something thing fishy going on here. I think he's codding you.

Even if that's the case, you should stop being so crabby. It's about time that you were put in your plaice. We've had it up to the gills with you on here

Fin.
<The End!>

I'm herring you.

s15r330 · 03-02-2018 11:30AM

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

No. There was one hanging around Doolin there a couple years ago that assaulted a woman.

If I'd have been in the water it would have got a punch in the face and known its place.

Big fella, if that dolphin wanted to it could kill you.
It was friendly until some dirtbags tried pouring beer in its blowhole, maybe they need the punch in the face

uck51js9zml2yt · 03-02-2018 11:33AM

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

No. There was one hanging around Doolin there a couple years ago that assaulted a woman.

If I'd have been in the water it would have got a punch in the face and known its place.

Can a dolphin be charged for assault?
You on the other hand for animal cruelty!!;)

uck51js9zml2yt · 03-02-2018 11:35AM

Jack Kanoff wrote: »

Same dolphin, he has a distinctive scar on his dorsal fin from his younger days when he got too close to a propeller....but having said that, he's about 40 now....he's an OAP in dolphin terms

I think you're codding us...another story from the Dingle peninsula!

I'll go go back to perch..ing on my branch:D

Jack Kanoff · 03-02-2018 11:39AM

Alayna Modern Watchband wrote: »

I think you're codding us...another story from the Dingle peninsula!

I'll go go back to perch..ing on my branch:D

That's a halibut you can't break!

ted1 · 03-02-2018 11:41AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Aren't all dolphins wonderful?

No, some are assholes

Vladimir Poontang · 03-02-2018 01:16PM

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

No. There was one hanging around Doolin there a couple years ago that assaulted a woman.

If I'd have been in the water it would have got a punch in the face and known its place.

That dolphin had cider poured down its blowhole by ignorant scumbags. That same dolphin was constantly being grabbed and manhandled by stupid morons.

People got what they deserved in the end.

Temptamperu · 03-02-2018 01:24PM

Its just an old lad in a suit looking for handouts.

whisky_galore · 03-02-2018 02:33PM

Wonderful dolphin lumbered with a stupid name.

cycle4fun · 03-02-2018 02:38PM

"Bottlenose dolphins live between 45 to 50 years.He was described as a mature when he first came on the scene in Dingle."

True, as someone else said. Money gets in the way of telling the truth.

benjamin d · 03-02-2018 02:38PM

Discodog wrote: »

But speaking of "pokes" a female needs to be careful at certain times of the month, if she is going to swim with a male Dolphin.

The dolphins and bears would only end up fighting amongst themselves

Fungi. Wonderful dolphin.

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