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Can you get a Penis Pump on the Medical Card?

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  • #32
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,867 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    Maybe a penis pump can be modified to make breasts bigger :P

    You have it the wrong way around.

    Breasts are designed to make a penis bigger. :D


  • #33
    johnnyskeleton
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,566 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »

    Anyone here have any luck getting a Swedish made Penis Pump on the medical card???

    I went into the mater and asked them. The girl behind the desk said "do you know something, its never come up"


  • #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It's not fair to call the OP names. It's not like this shortcoming is his fault. :(

    tenor.gif


  • #35
    Miike
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,014 ✭✭✭Miike


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    For penis pumping obviously. I wouldn't imagine many chemist's would stock them though. What I do know, is that if the op is above a certain age, let's say 45/50 the GP will happily prescribe viagra. The alternative has been mentioned a few times already. The venerable Hoover™. Whatever you do, don't use a Dyson.

    and penis pumping is an approved MEDICAL treatment for? It's the medical card, not the Ann Summers free loot card. Cop on t'fcuk


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