D&D Act Two Scene II - Well met in Clayton

Tigger · 11-01-2018 01:16AM

Fourier wrote: »

"Thank you my friend. A parting gift."

Goodie feels strange a headache fills his head and knowledge of what the being has done is pushed into his brain.

A gateway opens up to a seemingly infinite see of purple goo and the being floats through.

"Goodbye"

The gateway closes.

Ursula appears.

"Thank you Ilber....Goodie. My friends tomb is cleansed. The sword you took is magically immune to some degree and has healing properties. Use it well."

She vanishes.

OOC: Goodie gets 5000XP for Halfling, 4000XP for Ranger. The sword has a 10% to cancel any magic effect on the user and can cast "Cure Light Wounds" once a day. Goodie's brain has been moved to another dimension, but is still connected to his body via portals at the top of the spine. He is immortal to any head wound.

I cast cure lightbwounds on self

Fourier · 11-01-2018 01:17AM

OOC: I'm off to bed, there are four rooms you haven't seen in the dungeon, but you've basically completed it. Well done on not attacking the creature and trusting it.

Fourier · 11-01-2018 01:18AM

Tigger wrote: »

I cast cure lightbwounds on self

Goodie feels a bit better, some cuts seal up.

OOC: 20 HP

Tigger · 11-01-2018 01:19AM

What is tha canister

Fourier · 11-01-2018 01:23AM

Tigger wrote: »

What is tha canister

OOC: Last thing before bed.

The knowledge the being left Goodie with tells him that it is a brain container. It can remove the brain of one person and keep it alive if this is done within five minutes of a death that didn't damage the brain.

Tigger · 11-01-2018 01:32AM

Fourier · 11-01-2018 08:29PM

Back in the desert with the gang:

Banjo wrote: »

"Shut up Simon, I'm trying to concentrate.... Infringement? Look, I don't know what a Gygax is but unless it's that thing out there will you please cut the yap-yap."

The beholder immediately de-powers the electricity crackling about it and floats over to Othegre.

"Excuse me, what did you say?"

Banjo · 11-01-2018 08:36PM

Fourier wrote: »

Back in the desert with the gang:

The beholder immediately de-powers the electricity crackling about it and floats over to Othegre.

"Excuse me, what did you say?"

"Do you mind? This is a private conversation about the monstr- er- oh hi! My spider friend was just telling me he thinks you might be a little lost. Like, literally a universe or two away from where youre supposed to be. But he eats flys and shoots string out of his bum... YES YOU DO! so we don't listen to him. So..... I'm Othegre. Shake ha- uh... Stalks?"

Necro · 11-01-2018 08:38PM

Bandylegs walks up to the Beholder and eyes him up (OOC: yes that is a bad pun).

'We mean ye no harm laddie. I was only restin' me legs... recently got 'em back ye see.

Could ye point us in the direction of the fire dwarves?'

Fourier · 11-01-2018 08:47PM

Necrominus wrote: »

Bandylegs walks up to the Beholder and eyes him up (OOC: yes that is a bad pun).

'We mean ye no harm laddie. I was only restin' me legs... recently got 'em back ye see.

Could ye point us in the direction of the fire dwarves?'

"The dwarves are that way." He points Northwestward.

"The name you mentioned vampire, could you repeat it?"

Necro · 11-01-2018 08:53PM

Bandylegs nods and gestures to the others.

'Alright lad. We'll be takin' our leave of ye now. Play nice with the vampire, she and I have a date to keep fer The Judge.'

Bandylegs starts walking in a North Westardly direction

Banjo · 11-01-2018 08:58PM

Fourier wrote: »

"The dwarves are that way." He points Northwestward.

"The name you mentioned vampire, could you repeat it?"

"Simon? Sure. Anything to help out a friend! Right! To the fire dwarves!"

Fourier · 11-01-2018 09:06PM

The beholder floats around in front of Othegre blocking her path.

"The owner of castle Zagyg? You know him? Well see to this, or I'll make sure you come to an accident in Zassan."

The beholder extends an eye stalk and fires it at Othegre's hand. After the flash, Othegre's hand contains the deeds to a ship, laden with some undelivered cargo, currently in the docks at Zassan.

"Get that in shape and get me 20% of the profits, or as I said accidents."

The beholder floats over to BandyLegs.

"You're on a mission from the Judge, he has returned?"

Necro · 11-01-2018 09:09PM

Bandylegs regards the creature warily.

'Aye, and slaughtered thousands of me kin in Dwarrowtown. Say, ye have no interest in joinin' me... I have ter do this quest fer him, in Dwacatra... involving some pits and the vampire.

But when that be done... I'll be headin' ter kill 'im. Could use a lad like yerself...'

Fourier · 11-01-2018 09:10PM

Necrominus wrote: »

Bandylegs regards the creature warily.

'Aye, and slaughtered thousands of me kin in Dwarrowtown. Say, ye have no interest in joinin' me... I have ter do this quest fer him, in Dwacatra... involving some pits and the vampire.

But when that be done... I'll be headin' ter kill 'im. Could use a lad like yerself...'

"Yes, I will accompany you"

Necro · 11-01-2018 09:15PM

Bandylegs takes a step back.

'Really? Be there any terms to ye joinin' me? I've already had the green thingymajiggy wit' that monster... had ter do it or he'd kill everyone standin' in Dwarrowtown. But ye look useful... I'd be interested in ye joinin' us, definitely.'

Fourier · 11-01-2018 09:17PM

Necrominus wrote: »

Bandylegs takes a step back.

'Really? Be there any terms to ye joinin' me? I've already had the green thingymajiggy wit' that monster... had ter do it or he'd kill everyone standin' in Dwarrowtown. But ye look useful... I'd be interested in ye joinin' us, definitely.'

"If you succeed, you will be the most revered group on the two continents. Recommend me for governor of Zassan once all this is over and we have a deal."

Necro · 11-01-2018 09:19PM

Fourier wrote: »

"If you succeed, you will be the most revered group on the two continents. Recommend me for governor of Zassan once all this is over and we have a deal."

'Ye have a deal. Zassan and me have no loyalties. Join us, and if we be successful, I'll do as ye say.'

Fourier · 11-01-2018 09:23PM

"Wonderful, there is, ehm, one small extra condition, nothing really."

He extends his eye stalk and magically teleports a pack of cards into BandyLegs's hands.

"Just pick a card, I can't go free unless somebody picks a card from that deck."

Necro · 11-01-2018 09:25PM

Fourier wrote: »

"Wonderful, there is, ehm, one small extra condition, nothing really."

He extends his eye stalk and magically teleports a pack of cards into BandyLegs's hands.

"Just pick a card, I can't go free unless somebody picks a card from that deck."

Bandylegs selects the third card from the bottom of the deck.

'If this kills me laddie...'

Banjo · 11-01-2018 09:27PM

Fourier wrote: »

The beholder floats around in front of Othegre blocking her path.

"The owner of castle Zagyg? You know him? Well see to this, or I'll make sure you come to an accident in Zassan."

The beholder extends an eye stalk and fires it at Othegre's hand. After the flash, Othegre's hand contains the deeds to a ship, laden with some undelivered cargo, currently in the docks at Zassan.

"Get that in shape and get me 20% of the profits, or as I said accidents."

Wait...what? A boat? Can I get on a boat?....well I *am* asking you, your big gob got us into this. Hey Paul! Paul! You're a smart guy! Can I get on a boat without getting paralysed or bursting into flames or turning to Ash or or or y'know, bad stuff? PAUL! Don't blank me!"

Fourier · 11-01-2018 09:38PM

Necrominus wrote: »

Bandylegs selects the third card from the bottom of the deck.

'If this kills me laddie...'

BandyLegs draws a card with a full blue moon on it.

He feels oddly light and then...

...he sees all.

OOC: BandyLegs is temporarily a lesser god. He may make four statements and have them come true, subject to my limitations.
Lucky draw!!!

Fourier · 11-01-2018 09:42PM

The others no longer see BandyLegs, where he stood there is only a blinding light.

Necro · 11-01-2018 09:47PM

Bandylegs thinks about his first statement.

'Dwarrowtown shall be as it was before it's sacking. And Bandylegs will be head cleric of Vergadain.'

Fourier · 11-01-2018 09:51PM

Reality reorders itself around the statement. It is now true.

Necro · 11-01-2018 10:09PM

Bandylegs thinks hard about the next statement.

'The Judge is now the size of a normal man.'

Fourier · 11-01-2018 10:12PM

The change begins to occur, but the wheels of the world stop for a moment. BandyLegs hears a...conversation...among powers greater than himself. Arguments are passed back and forth.

The wheels turn once more, the change is permitted, but at some unknown cost.

Fourier · 11-01-2018 10:20PM

Ekbard in the desert:

sKeith wrote: »

Ekbard hands the man 195GP, packs the bow and arrows in his backpack, wields the great scimatar in his off hand , and heads back out of the city.

Ekbard rides hard across the desert, buts sees a huge sandstorm blocking the way back.

Necro · 11-01-2018 10:24PM

Bandylegs thinks hard, pacing back and forth.

'Those that travel with me will be able to speak to any language, and to any beast.'

sKeith · 11-01-2018 10:25PM

ooc: does the sandstorm seem natural, from here, does it look like it can be gotten around.

D&D Act Two Scene II - Well met in Clayton

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