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What could you give a 40-minute presentation on with absolutely no preparation?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 21,520 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    Sketchup (3d modelling software)
    Being single
    IASIP

    The first two are probably related :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    1. The History of Heavy Metal from 1970 to 2000

    2. The Crusades

    3. Italian Football from the 1990's

    4. Zombie Movies and Literature


  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 75,598 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    I'll add another:

    "The slow death of forums"

    :pac:


  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 75,598 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    Flibble wrote: »
    Postcolonialist literature

    Although, to be fair, I'm not sure I could give a presentation on anything for more than 5 minutes to a group of people I am not comfortable with.
    Not sure I'd be comfortable with that one...


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭annascott


    Pet care
    Skin care
    Basic cookery
    Volunteering


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,994 ✭✭✭ambro25


    Intellectual Property law and practice (any aspect, in whatever depth: 40 minutes is just about enough for the most basic of "what is a patent, what is a trademark <etc.>" IP 101 primer, likewise just about enough to cover the genesis and current status of the Unified Patent Court Agreement in the simplest of lay terms)

    Brexit (living it daily, in more ways than most)

    Alsace-Moselle through the ages (as little known and understood by French people themselves, as outside of France :pac:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    How to analyse Thoroughbred horse pedigrees.
    Select the best sire for a mare.
    The features in good pedigrees, and their rarity.
    Use computer programming to speed selection, forty horses a second.

    I would only be getting started in 40 minutes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    practical organic horticulture maybe, and that's only because it's fresh in the memory/fingers.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭annascott


    My specialist subjects:
    Arsene Wenger: Why he knows best
    Dog whistling by rascists and how to easily identify it
    Why wealth is never a measure of how hard a person works
    How to work better to help everyone in a global economy
    Trickle down economics- the failures

    Tell me more


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭cml387


    British Railway diesel and electric locomotive classes 1948 to 2010.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 552 ✭✭✭sparksfly


    Comparing and contrasting the Latent Energy Profiles of aerobic and anaerobic organisms during subdivision.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    I've a 3 year old daughter, so my speech would be on Peppa Pig and why she is a C**t.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭cml387


    I rather suspect you could get away with ten minutes or less on these subjects as the audience would have fallen into a catatonic state.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    I reckon I could talk about unusual and interesting meterological happenings after spending many a detention copying out articles by the late Brendan McWilliams as a young wean.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    Anything- I can bullshyte for Ireland!
    When I started in a new dept in my my new job I delivered a pres to accounting/tech heads. No problem to me but they wouldn’t enjoy it. Got huge praise
    When the CEO visited they asked me to ask him the Question
    Got huge raise would be better. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭kopite386


    Friends - the TV show - I'm too sad to have any real life friends ;)
    Music from the 60's,70's and 80's
    Liverpool FC in the 21st Century
    WW2 History
    Russian Revolution 1917 (both the February & October revolution) and whether or not the October revolution was a revolution or a couple d'etat


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,547 ✭✭✭Foxhound38


    Political processes. Also probably recruitment strategies.

    That and skyrim, actually.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,360 ✭✭✭NollagShona


    I've a 3 year old daughter, so my speech would be on Peppa Pig and why she is a C**t.

    Ok...


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,104 ✭✭✭Oldtree


    Trees :) obviously. Got a box of interesting samples to illustrate particular points, collected over the years, in a box ready to go. But someone would need to be there with a whistle for the 40 minute mark.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,962 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    I could easily talk for an hour on topics related to music synthesis: from early electronic music, the first analog modular synthesisers, the rise of digital technologies, and the current revival in analog techniques (real and virtual). You can basically analyse 1980s music by the availabilties of various synthesisers, what they cost and how easy they were to use. For example, the Yamaha DX7 was revolutionary, offering some excellent preset sounds at a great price (for the times), but woe betide anyone who tried to actually programme their own sounds on the damn thing. :pac:

    A few times I've lost half an hour or more by going down the Game of Thrones rabbit hole, asking myself how would I explain the plot to someone who hasn't seen the show at all.

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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  • Registered Users Posts: 22,035 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    Extemporising.

    Not your ornery onager



  • Registered Users Posts: 5,994 ✭✭✭ambro25


    cml387 wrote: »
    I rather suspect you could get away with ten minutes or less on these subjects as the audience would have fallen into a catatonic state.
    What the presentation is about doesn't matter: don't just stand there and talk, involve and challenge the audience and get members to participate (coerce them if you have to) ;)

    Although I can probably manage 40 minutes about the legitimacy of extramarital affairs being a birthright for French people and which, I'll grant you, is bound to be more attention-grabbing for the audience than intellectual property topics :pac:


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 12,482 Mod ✭✭✭✭byhookorbycrook


    Special educational needs, horses, places to visit it Ireland, long term illness.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,728 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    Game of thrones is the only thing I would feel confident doing. I reckon I could also do one on Nintendo and the Resident Evil game series


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 39,022 ✭✭✭✭Permabear


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,276 ✭✭✭readyletsgo


    History of video games. I BORE the life outta friends about that topic. First time they are interested 😂


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,215 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Blackburn rovers or the naked gun film series


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,520 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    Permabear wrote:
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    Without preparing for it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,241 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    I could give a reasonably competent demonstration of counting slowly to 40 in intervals of 60 seconds.


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