Tonics after Christmas abuse

Schwanz · 31-12-2017 7:15pm #1

What's yours or do you think it's all b*llox?

Use ACN myself (apple cider vinegar with mother) diluted with water, but disgusting as it tastes I must admit the clear out of toxins and what like is a marvel.

Feeling great too even though Jan is about to hit us.

Stheno · 31-12-2017 7:17pm

Schwanz wrote: »

What's yours or do you think it's all b*llox?

Use ACN myself (apple cider vinegar with mother) diluted with water, but disgusting as it tastes I must admit the clear out of toxins and what like is a marvel.

Feeling great too even though Jan is about to hit us.

Wtf is Apple cider vinegar with mother?

wakka12 · 31-12-2017 7:17pm

Apple cider vinegar has health benefits but it doesnt clear toxins from your body, theres no foods that remove toxins from your body

Harry Palmr · 31-12-2017 7:18pm

Treat your body better and you don't need to "de-tox"

Insect Overlord · 31-12-2017 7:19pm

Sleep, water, and lots of tea. Fruit juice or a smoothie for a sugar boost. Good stuff.

RhubarbCrumble · 31-12-2017 7:19pm

If you have a fully functioning liver then that does all the 'detoxing' you'll need.

Schwanz · 31-12-2017 7:19pm

wakka12 wrote: »

Apple cider vinegar has health benefits but it doesnt clear toxins from your body, theres no foods that remove toxins from your body

Maybe a placebo tonic then lol.

Bloating of the stomach and general feeling of cra* is gone.

Works for me

ceadaoin. · 31-12-2017 7:21pm

I just don't drink and get lots of sleep. Job done

Schwanz · 31-12-2017 7:21pm

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

If you have a fully functioning liver then that does all the 'detoxing' you'll need.

Read the title of the thread..... It's all about over-indulgence over the Christmas period which I'm sure puts the liver under more than usual pressure.

Alf Veedersane · 31-12-2017 7:22pm

My liver and kidneys.

One of the benefits of having them is you don't need to buy magic beans to 'detox'.

Planet X · 31-12-2017 7:23pm

Council water from the tap.

Pang · 31-12-2017 7:37pm

I start every morning with warm water, lemon and cayenne pepper. Use a straw though to protect one's teeth.

Schwanz · 31-12-2017 7:43pm

Pang wrote: »

I start every morning with warm water, lemon and cayenne pepper. Use a straw though to protect one's teeth.

Lemons are God's gift to the liver

Are Am Eye · 31-12-2017 7:53pm

wakka12 wrote: »

theres no foods that remove toxins from your body

Foods that contain anti oxidants remove toxins from your body.

Vladimir Poontang · 31-12-2017 7:55pm

Stheno wrote: »

Wtf is Apple cider vinegar with mother?

Alf Veedersane · 31-12-2017 7:59pm

Are Am Eye wrote: »

Foods that contain anti oxidants remove toxins from your body.

That's not what antioxidants do.

mojesius · 31-12-2017 8:01pm

Dioralyte
Bloody mary

sentient_6 · 31-12-2017 8:02pm

More drink!

JackTaylorFan · 31-12-2017 8:04pm

Superfoods and detoxes are myths created for idiots easily parted from their money

If you've got a perfectly good liver and functioning kidneys, your system will sort itself out

hairyslug · 31-12-2017 8:04pm

My wife got me drinking lemon and ginger tea, tastes horrible but it helps me kick any sweet addictions I may have picked up

Are Am Eye · 31-12-2017 8:05pm

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

That's not what antioxidants do.

Yes it is.

OldMrBrennan83 · 31-12-2017 8:05pm

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Alf Veedersane · 31-12-2017 8:09pm

Are Am Eye wrote: »

Yes it is.

Feel free to tell me how they do this and don't just contribute in a minor way to liver function by inhibiting oxidation

JackTaylorFan · 31-12-2017 8:12pm

Patww79 wrote: »

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Not really... if it's in your system it's in there... the body won't speed up its filtration system no matter how many antioxidant rich foods you shove in your gob.. unless you have access to a dialysis machine you're kinda stuck with the natural flow of things...

mickrock · 31-12-2017 8:12pm

Fasting.

JackTaylorFan · 31-12-2017 8:19pm

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Feel free to tell me how they do this and don't just contribute in a minor way to liver function by inhibiting oxidation

You might find this article interesting https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/diagnosis-diet/201712/the-antioxidant-myth

Alf Veedersane · 31-12-2017 8:21pm

JackTaylorFan wrote: »

You might find this article interesting https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/diagnosis-diet/201712/the-antioxidant-myth

I only really use turmeric cooking at the in-laws so they have to woek harder washing the plates

OldMrBrennan83 · 31-12-2017 8:21pm

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JackTaylorFan · 31-12-2017 8:26pm

Feck it... I give up... ye can all clog your arteries with coconut oil.

Are Am Eye · 31-12-2017 8:28pm

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Feel free to tell me how they do this and don't just contribute in a minor way to liver function by inhibiting oxidation

Oh you're changing your story now.

Alf Veedersane · 31-12-2017 8:30pm

Are Am Eye wrote: »

Oh you're changing your story now.

No I'm not. When I say that they do remove toxins from the body, then I'll be changing my story.

But until then I'd like to hear your scientific explanation of how they do remove toxins from the body.

Schwanz · 31-12-2017 8:33pm

Going to do a dry jan though..... anyone ever nailed it?

Are Am Eye · 31-12-2017 8:35pm

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

No I'm not. When I say that they do remove toxins from the body, then I'll be changing my story.

But until then I'd like to hear your scientific explanation of how they do remove toxins from the body.

In other words your snipey little post in the end amounts to you splitting hairs over what's a toxin. Go and f$ck.

Alf Veedersane · 31-12-2017 8:42pm

Are Am Eye wrote: »

In other words your snipey little post in the end amounts to you splitting hairs over what's a toxin. Go and f$ck.

It's almost like you have no idea what you're talking about. They don't remove anything from the body. So no, it's not just about being correct over what a toxin is.

The post wasn't snipey either.

RhubarbCrumble · 31-12-2017 8:54pm

Schwanz wrote: »

Read the title of the thread..... It's all about over-indulgence over the Christmas period which I'm sure puts the liver under more than usual pressure.

If your liver can't cope with it, then I don't think a shot of apple cider vinegar is going to do much.

Schwanz · 31-12-2017 8:55pm

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

If you're liver can't cope with it, then I don't think a shot of apple cider vinegar is going to do much.

Across a bottle and it will.

Atoms for Peace · 31-12-2017 9:01pm

Still, wtf is the "mother"?

Schwanz · 31-12-2017 9:05pm

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Still, wtf is the "mother"?

Special nutrients in the bottle.... it's a beautiful thing

31-12-2017 9:05pm

You have to laugh at the regurgitated wide eyed nonsense you hear on social media. Apple cider vinegar and unspecified toxins being right up there.

Can you imagine a Consultant saying "body full of toxins, patient needs apple cider vinegar"...I suspect all around would collapse laughing. It reminds me of the Mitchell and Webb sketch about homeopaths and a patient needing purple immediately...

4068ac1elhodqr · 31-12-2017 9:09pm

Water and short periods of fasting are the best detox methods.

Organic Apple Cider Vinegar (tsp in hot water ideally with drop of honey) is beneficial for various reasons.

Some studies showed that apple cider vinegar can lower cholesterol (antioxidant chlorogenic acid), and triglyceride levels. It can also be beneficial for those with T2 diabetes.

One overlooked benefit is that it may help balance alkaline levels.
Like lemon juice (although acidic) when absorbed, it become alkaline-forming for the body.
Most people unfortunately have slightly acidic systems.

Are Am Eye · 31-12-2017 9:10pm

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

It's almost like you have no idea what you're talking about. They don't remove anything from the body. So no, it's not just about being correct over what a toxin is.

The post wasn't snipey either.

The presence of antioxidants will interact with free radicals terminating chain reaction which cause various cell damage. The western diet contributes to too much free radicals in our body which have a toxic effect and the inclusion of foods containing antioxidants vitamin E, vitamin C will reduce the harmful effect of free radicals in the body and thus reduce their harmful effect.

Free Radical = Toxin
Antioxidant comes along
Antioxidant gives electron to Free Radical
Free Radical Neutralised
Toxin Gone

Antioxidant got rid of Toxin in Body.

Captain Slow IRL · 31-12-2017 9:12pm

I haven't tried it but someone suggested ingesting epsom salts; leave at least 2 days aside where you don't have to be any significant distance from a toilet though.

Personally, I'm just gonna keep drinking at the same pace and hope it all evens out eventually.

Rumple Stillson · 31-12-2017 9:13pm

Are Am Eye wrote: »

The presence of antioxidants will interact with free radicals terminating chain reaction which cause various cell damage. The western diet contributes to too much free radicals in our body which have a toxic effect and the inclusion of foods containing antioxidants vitamin E, vitamin C will reduce the harmful effect of free radicals in the body and thus reduce their harmful effect.

Free Radical = Toxin
Antioxidant comes along
Antioxidant gives electron to Free Radical
Free Radical Neutralised
Toxin Gone

Antioxidant got rid of Toxin in Body.

Where did you get your PHD? I have about €17 left after Christmas.

Aineoil · 31-12-2017 9:17pm

I was a good girl during Christmas, I even managed to lose a little more weight down to 8 stone 8 pounds now. That's an ok weight as
I'm just nearly 5 foot tall and in my 50's. The best toxic removers are your liver and kidneys and abstinence. I'm no saint and I love my G and T, the odd whiskey and a glass of red wine. But if you abstain from alcohol you really see difference in your skin and even your hair and nails.

Having a squeeze of real lemon into a glass of warm water every morning makes me feel good. A good walk in a bracing sea breeze works wonders too.

Cutting down on sugar (a toxin) ......difficult to do over the Christmas period.....but it is definately worth a go in the New Year. There's sugar in practically every thing you ingest, even the so called healthy foods.

Happy New Year to you all. May 2018 be the best year you have ever had.

JackTaylorFan · 31-12-2017 9:18pm

This guy has you sorted

http://www.infowarsshop.com/DNA-Force_p_1368.html

Mister Vain · 31-12-2017 9:19pm

The best thing to do is get an enema bag. You basically squirt a load of water up your arse and then sh1t it all back out along with an almighty load of fecal matter that was probably lodged up there for years. You would be amazed at just how full of sh1t you really are.

Are Am Eye · 31-12-2017 9:20pm

Rumple Stillson wrote: »

Where did you get your PHD? I have about €17 left after Christmas.

That's been common knowledge for decades. I also know humans need
water to live. The sun is in the sky. And fire is hot. I don't need a PHD for that. I have a good amateur knowledge of chemistry though if any bluffer wants to try their hand.

Alf Veedersane · 31-12-2017 9:21pm

Are Am Eye wrote: »

Free Radical = Toxin

Free radicals aren't toxins.

They disrupt/damage cells and molecules.

4068ac1elhodqr · 31-12-2017 9:21pm

Green Tea is great drink/tonic too. Good for hangovers, but has to be taken very slowly in such an instance.

Coffee is very acidic, any tea but especially Gree/White are the best. Takes a bit of getting used to however.

'Polyphenols in tea are what are thought to provide its anti-inflammatory and anti-carcinogenic effects. Green tea is approximately 20-45 percent polyphenols by weight, of which 60-80 percent are catechins such as EGCG'.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 31-12-2017 9:37pm

Schwanz wrote: »

Read the title of the thread..... It's all about over-indulgence over the Christmas period which I'm sure puts the liver under more than usual pressure.

If someone is trying to sell you a 'detox potion' tell them to 'go fvck themselves'.

Your liver is there to handle over indulgence.

'Detox', is just 'snake oil' salesmanship.

Teyla Emmagan · 31-12-2017 9:58pm

Jesus you are all very cranky for a bunch of people still alive at the end of the year.

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