To kill a mother-in-law

tiny timy · 26-12-2017 03:43PM #1

Has anyone else gotten rid of the MIL yet, or are you still going through the persecution?

Thank fcuk mine is gone in the next few hours.

Anyone else suffering?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 26-12-2017 03:45PM

Charming!

NIMAN · 26-12-2017 03:47PM

Ever watched Throw Mama from the Train.

Might get a few ideas there.

Avatar MIA · 26-12-2017 03:49PM

tiny timy wrote: »

Has anyone else gotten rid of the MIL yet, or are you still going through the persecution?

Thank fcuk mine is gone in the next few hours.

Anyone else suffering?

There's NO getting rid of her. In fact, you've married her future self. Any year now... Something for you to look forward to. :pac:

OnDraught · 26-12-2017 03:51PM

My wife's brother brought his new girlfriend home so I got away scot free from her ire this year. Happy days.

hairyslug · 26-12-2017 03:55PM

I have a plan, I had originally written it just incase I'm asked to write the script of the "non serious death" in a CSI episode but it can be used for such a scenario.

You have to bring her over to Vegas, to a party preferably on the top floor on a hi rise. It has to be on a warm yet rainy evening. There you need to have an ice sculpture be delivered to the top floor by crane. As the sculpture is delivered, have a few burly workmen get distracted and walk off leaving the ice sculpture on the edge of the building. Now you need to bring the M I L down stairs and outside for a smoke, under the ice sculpture. By some freak "accident" the ice sculpture falls, squashes the M-I-L, you walk off, remaining ice melts and dilutes into the rain. You fly home minus a MIL.

mad muffin · 26-12-2017 04:00PM

I see her on the Christmas. I see her on the Saint Stephens. I see her tomorrow on the wife’s birthday.

tiny timy · 26-12-2017 04:03PM

mad muffin wrote: »

I see her on the Christmas. I see her on the Saint Stephens. I see her tomorrow on the wife’s birthday.

My sympathies!

26-12-2017 04:17PM

Ah yes. Harper Lee's first, rather less successful, attempt at a novel.

Lorelli! · 26-12-2017 04:22PM

tiny timy wrote: »

Anyone else suffering?

OP..."Things are always better in the morning"

26-12-2017 04:27PM

My MiL was a lovely person, wish she'd have been around to meet her granddaughter, she'd have been beside herself with the excitement. But know they're rare, from what friends tell me about their in laws...

padd b1975 · 26-12-2017 05:05PM

I got rid of mine when I got rid of the wife some years back.

server down · 26-12-2017 05:08PM

hairyslug wrote: »

I have a plan, I had originally written it just incase I'm asked to write the script of the "non serious death" in a CSI episode but it can be used for such a scenario.

You have to bring her over to Vegas, to a party preferably on the top floor on a hi rise. It has to be on a warm yet rainy evening. There you need to have an ice sculpture be delivered to the top floor by crane. As the sculpture is delivered, have a few burly workmen get distracted and walk off leaving the ice sculpture on the edge of the building. Now you need to bring the M I L down stairs and outside for a smoke, under the ice sculpture. By some freak "accident" the ice sculpture falls, squashes the M-I-L, you walk off, remaining ice melts and dilutes into the rain. You fly home minus a MIL.

I can see some minor flaws.

jokser250 · 26-12-2017 07:14PM

mad muffin wrote: »

I see her on the Christmas. I see her on the Saint Stephens. I see her tomorrow on the wife’s birthday.

Unlucky

RhubarbCrumble · 26-12-2017 08:07PM

Mine lives 5 minutes away. I want to move. He won't. If she ever decides that she's moving in with us, then I'm gone. Not even joking. She truly is the manipulative b***h from hell

andekwarhola · 26-12-2017 08:32PM

I like mine although we don't see her as much as my mother because of distance.

She's like an old skool, rural version of Prince Philip and comes out fantastic unPC chestnuts, especially if you egg her on.

LirW · 26-12-2017 08:35PM

I'm surprised mine didn't poison herself with her own ghastly food.

(tbf though, she's a really nice person, just has her obnoxious days)

SEPT 23 1989 · 26-12-2017 08:36PM

My mother in law was already dead when I arrived on the scene

Avatar MIA · 26-12-2017 08:37PM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

My mother in law was already dead when I arrived on the scene

Jesus, that was forward planning!

BuboBubo · 26-12-2017 08:45PM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

My mother in law was already dead when I arrived on the scene

Same here. Apparently she was a lovely woman too.

LirW · 26-12-2017 08:59PM

BuboBubo wrote: »

Same here. Apparently she was a lovely woman too.

They're all lovely when they're dead.

Lorelli! · 26-12-2017 09:06PM

Ive only been married once but I currently have 2 mother in laws and an ex mother in law so I have spares if anyone wants one? :pac:

Ah no, I'm fond of and get on well with them all

Avatar MIA · 26-12-2017 09:08PM

Lorelli! wrote: »

Ah no, I'm fond of and get on well with them all

IT'S OKAY! :eek:

This forum is anonymous :pac:

lazeedaisy · 26-12-2017 09:15PM

Mine is the traditional kind, the one the jokes are written for!

Irish mother's and their sons!!

Need I say any more!

tritriagain · 26-12-2017 09:16PM

If my mil ended up in hell the devil would leave and go to heaven

RobbingBandit · 26-12-2017 09:18PM

Anagram for Mother in law Woman Hitler.

Do it OP do it now tonight, we understand your reasons.

freshpopcorn · 26-12-2017 09:23PM

I'm not married but I always found the horrible mother in law interest from my observations of people I know and if I was told to pick a side I'd choose the mother in laws side in most cases.

tritriagain · 26-12-2017 09:28PM

freshpopcorn wrote: »

I'm not married but I always found the horrible mother in law interest from my observations of people I know and if I was told to pick a side I'd choose the mother in laws side in most cases.

I must tell you my story sometime. It might change your mind.

Avatar MIA · 26-12-2017 09:31PM

freshpopcorn wrote: »

I'm not married but

Yeah, you know what they say about what proceeds the word But...

Come back to us when you've walked the talk

freshpopcorn · 26-12-2017 09:32PM

tritriagain wrote: »

I must tell you my story sometime. It might change your mind.

Avatar MIA wrote: »

Yeah, you know what they say about what proceeds the word But...

Come back to us when you've walked the talk

It might. I'm just basing it on the stories that I already know.

26-12-2017 09:35PM

freshpopcorn wrote: »

I'm not married but I always found the horrible mother in law interest from my observations of people I know and if I was told to pick a side I'd choose the mother in laws side in most cases.

Well in my case, my MiL was just a complete lady, a class act who doted on her only daughter but never once tried to interfere in her life or decisions except to support them, and us. Tbh I was probably more upset when she passed away than my own Dad...don't get me wrong, he was great, but his passing was a relief in the end as he'd had a number of strokes, her death was a complete shock.

To kill a mother-in-law

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