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To kill a mother-in-law

tiny timy

Has anyone else gotten rid of the MIL yet, or are you still going through the persecution?

Thank fcuk mine is gone in the next few hours.

Anyone else suffering?

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ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Charming!

NIMAN

Ever watched Throw Mama from the Train.

Might get a few ideas there.

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tiny timy wrote: »

Has anyone else gotten rid of the MIL yet, or are you still going through the persecution?

Thank fcuk mine is gone in the next few hours.

Anyone else suffering?

There's NO getting rid of her. In fact, you've married her future self. Any year now... Something for you to look forward to. :pac:

OnDraught

My wife's brother brought his new girlfriend home so I got away scot free from her ire this year. Happy days.

hairyslug

I have a plan, I had originally written it just incase I'm asked to write the script of the "non serious death" in a CSI episode but it can be used for such a scenario.

You have to bring her over to Vegas, to a party preferably on the top floor on a hi rise. It has to be on a warm yet rainy evening. There you need to have an ice sculpture be delivered to the top floor by crane. As the sculpture is delivered, have a few burly workmen get distracted and walk off leaving the ice sculpture on the edge of the building. Now you need to bring the M I L down stairs and outside for a smoke, under the ice sculpture. By some freak "accident" the ice sculpture falls, squashes the M-I-L, you walk off, remaining ice melts and dilutes into the rain. You fly home minus a MIL.

mad muffin

I see her on the Christmas. I see her on the Saint Stephens. I see her tomorrow on the wife’s birthday.

tiny timy

mad muffin wrote: »

I see her on the Christmas. I see her on the Saint Stephens. I see her tomorrow on the wife’s birthday.

My sympathies!

[Deleted User]

Ah yes. Harper Lee's first, rather less successful, attempt at a novel.

Lorelli!

tiny timy wrote: »

Anyone else suffering?

OP..."Things are always better in the morning"

[Deleted User]

My MiL was a lovely person, wish she'd have been around to meet her granddaughter, she'd have been beside herself with the excitement. But know they're rare, from what friends tell me about their in laws...

padd b1975

I got rid of mine when I got rid of the wife some years back.

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hairyslug wrote: »

I have a plan, I had originally written it just incase I'm asked to write the script of the "non serious death" in a CSI episode but it can be used for such a scenario.

You have to bring her over to Vegas, to a party preferably on the top floor on a hi rise. It has to be on a warm yet rainy evening. There you need to have an ice sculpture be delivered to the top floor by crane. As the sculpture is delivered, have a few burly workmen get distracted and walk off leaving the ice sculpture on the edge of the building. Now you need to bring the M I L down stairs and outside for a smoke, under the ice sculpture. By some freak "accident" the ice sculpture falls, squashes the M-I-L, you walk off, remaining ice melts and dilutes into the rain. You fly home minus a MIL.

I can see some minor flaws.

jokser250

mad muffin wrote: »

I see her on the Christmas. I see her on the Saint Stephens. I see her tomorrow on the wife’s birthday.

Unlucky

RhubarbCrumble

Mine lives 5 minutes away. I want to move. He won't. If she ever decides that she's moving in with us, then I'm gone. Not even joking. She truly is the manipulative b***h from hell

andekwarhola

I like mine although we don't see her as much as my mother because of distance.

She's like an old skool, rural version of Prince Philip and comes out fantastic unPC chestnuts, especially if you egg her on.

LirW

I'm surprised mine didn't poison herself with her own ghastly food.

(tbf though, she's a really nice person, just has her obnoxious days)

SEPT 23 1989

My mother in law was already dead when I arrived on the scene

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SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

My mother in law was already dead when I arrived on the scene

Jesus, that was forward planning!

BuboBubo

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

My mother in law was already dead when I arrived on the scene

Same here. Apparently she was a lovely woman too.

LirW

BuboBubo wrote: »

Same here. Apparently she was a lovely woman too.

They're all lovely when they're dead.

Lorelli!

Ive only been married once but I currently have 2 mother in laws and an ex mother in law so I have spares if anyone wants one? :pac:

Ah no, I'm fond of and get on well with them all

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Lorelli! wrote: »

Ah no, I'm fond of and get on well with them all

IT'S OKAY! :eek:

This forum is anonymous :pac:

lazeedaisy

Mine is the traditional kind, the one the jokes are written for!

Irish mother's and their sons!!

Need I say any more!

tritriagain

If my mil ended up in hell the devil would leave and go to heaven

RobbingBandit

Anagram for Mother in law Woman Hitler.

Do it OP do it now tonight, we understand your reasons.

freshpopcorn

I'm not married but I always found the horrible mother in law interest from my observations of people I know and if I was told to pick a side I'd choose the mother in laws side in most cases.

tritriagain

freshpopcorn wrote: »

I'm not married but I always found the horrible mother in law interest from my observations of people I know and if I was told to pick a side I'd choose the mother in laws side in most cases.

I must tell you my story sometime. It might change your mind.

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freshpopcorn wrote: »

I'm not married but

Yeah, you know what they say about what proceeds the word But...

Come back to us when you've walked the talk

freshpopcorn

tritriagain wrote: »

I must tell you my story sometime. It might change your mind.

Avatar MIA wrote: »

Yeah, you know what they say about what proceeds the word But...

Come back to us when you've walked the talk

It might. I'm just basing it on the stories that I already know.

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freshpopcorn wrote: »

I'm not married but I always found the horrible mother in law interest from my observations of people I know and if I was told to pick a side I'd choose the mother in laws side in most cases.

Well in my case, my MiL was just a complete lady, a class act who doted on her only daughter but never once tried to interfere in her life or decisions except to support them, and us. Tbh I was probably more upset when she passed away than my own Dad...don't get me wrong, he was great, but his passing was a relief in the end as he'd had a number of strokes, her death was a complete shock.