what did you get from Santy?

judeboy101 · 25-12-2017 07:20AM #1

Pure tat, socks and razor blades.

Don Kiddick · 25-12-2017 07:24AM

I'm waiting 38 years for a scalextric....this is my year...I can feel it in my bones!!!

OldMrBrennan83 · 25-12-2017 07:28AM

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Shemale · 25-12-2017 07:30AM

In a room in mother in laws with my 4 year old, we are up since 340 and got him to sleep another half an hour, texted the missus saying we are up and waiting for the family including his younger brother.

He had to go to the toilet at 530 and pass the tree, now he is asking why santa hasnt been yet, "you said the reindeer were really fast", poor kid

Duckworth_Luas · 25-12-2017 07:30AM

Don Kiddick wrote: »

I'm waiting 38 years for a scalextric....this is my year...I can feel it in my bones!!!

Pretty sure you're getting boneitis then, not scalextric.

With the right care patients can survive for up to 12 months.

So hurray, this is your year.

Jim Bob Scratcher · 25-12-2017 07:37AM

****ing Lynx gift set!

martyos121 · 25-12-2017 07:44AM

Nothing this year unfortunately, I’m counting on the Easter bunny to pull through for me in March though.

Westernyelp · 25-12-2017 07:49AM

Not a sausage

Gremlinertia · 25-12-2017 07:51AM

Not even coal - i'm freezing

25-12-2017 07:55AM

Have to wait for the family to get up before I find out

hairyslug · 25-12-2017 08:52AM

New leathers and textile pants and a USB charger and battery tender

bear1 · 25-12-2017 08:54AM

Garmin dash cam, a bottle of whiskey and a new shirt.
Is the hint I dress up, get smashed and then record my drive to my death?

Rumple Stillson · 25-12-2017 08:58AM

A One4All, a bottle of red wine and some Ralph Loren eau de toilet.

I asked for a skateboard, helmet and elbow pads so pretty disappointed.

heldel00 · 25-12-2017 09:02AM

A vomiting bug!

8 and a half months pregnant so not ideal.

Thanks Santy. Thought i had been very good this year.

AnneFrank · 25-12-2017 09:03AM

A noose

bear1 · 25-12-2017 09:22AM

AnneFrank wrote: »

A noose

Everyone could ask "how's it hanging?"

B0jangles · 25-12-2017 09:33AM

A bicycle!

Kermit.de.frog · 25-12-2017 09:40AM

Nothing as Santa does not exist.

AVFC.Stephen · 25-12-2017 09:41AM

Rodger water tickets (pink Floyd the wall) which were a whopping 130 each. Surely this can't be the norm for a ticket these days

mrkiscool2 · 25-12-2017 09:41AM

Jumper, video game and an External Hard Drive. Although, have to wait until about 4am to see if Santa is bringing my Eagles the #1 seed :P

Wanderer78 · 25-12-2017 09:42AM

AVFC.Stephen wrote:

Rodger water tickets (pink Floyd the wall) which were a whopping 130 each. Surely this can't be the norm for a ticket these days

Yea it's fcuking scandalous, enjoy the gig

Shemale · 25-12-2017 09:44AM

Griddle pan and bear claws for pulled pork, perfect for a meathead, plus hoodie and loads of sweets and chocolate

AVFC.Stephen · 25-12-2017 10:00AM

Wanderer78 wrote: »

Yea it's fcuking scandalous, enjoy the gig

I went to see oasis in 96 and the ticket for the point was 13.50 plus ticket charge. Ok granted it's over 20 year ago but even when I saw PF in 2014 it was only 70e and that was in the aviva

Wanderer78 · 25-12-2017 10:03AM

AVFC.Stephen wrote:

I went to see oasis in 96 and the ticket for the point was 13.50 plus ticket charge. Ok granted it's over 20 year ago but even when I saw PF in 2014 it was only 70e and that was in the aviva

Yea I'm really getting pissed off with ticket price inflation, thankfully take home pay is rising just as equally, so it balances out!

OldMrBrennan83 · 25-12-2017 10:05AM

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Wanderer78 · 25-12-2017 10:07AM

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I've been saying this for years, but it hasn't happened yet, and you d have to wonder, will it ever?

Turtyturd · 25-12-2017 10:09AM

It has to...apparently.

OldMrBrennan83 · 25-12-2017 10:10AM

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Username exists · 25-12-2017 10:10AM

AVFC.Stephen wrote: »

Rodger water tickets (pink Floyd the wall) which were a whopping 130 each. Surely this can't be the norm for a ticket these days

Only in Ireland

Wanderer78 · 25-12-2017 10:12AM

Username exists wrote:

Only in Ireland

Disagree there, common enough around the world, many parts of Europe are the same

AVFC.Stephen · 25-12-2017 10:16AM

Username exists wrote: »

Only in Ireland

You can get an open sandwich in Norway with a bit of ham cheese and cucumber on it for 16e. Have a pint with that and you are over 30e.

Just to clarify. An open sandwich is a nice way to say, we are only giving you 1 slice of bread lol.

Ireland is bad but not half as bad as the above

A good gig in Norway you need a mortgage

what did you get from Santy?

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