Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Rosie Rant · 22-11-2017 09:35PM

Accidentally squirted tomato puree all over myself when I was putting it into the chilli con carne. It looked like blood spatter.

Got my shoes and socks wet on the way to work and had to stay in them all day. Shoes are now smelly.

LadyMacBeth_ · 22-11-2017 10:10PM

Note to self, don't use to tingle lubricant on a certain orifice, ouch ouch ouch

snowflaker · 22-11-2017 11:03PM

Fcukers on the pavement with huge golf umbrellas- cutting the eyes out of you!!!

snowflaker · 22-11-2017 11:05PM

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

TA that google maps wont allow me to tell it to avoid certain roads. There is absolutely no way i am paying to use the port tunnel but it keeps including it in results.

You can exclude toll roads

Sephiroth_dude · 23-11-2017 08:33AM

Waking at 5am and suddenly having a spasm in my calf muscle, Jaysus it hurt like a mother ****er :eek:

AndyBoBandy · 23-11-2017 09:08AM

I went through a period a few years ago of constantly typing 'teh' instead of 'the' on my work keyboard.

a new keyboard arrived last week and the 'teh' error is back with vengeance!!

new laptop, new screens, mouse, keyboard, new bloody everything so all my settings that I used to take for granted like auto correct etc... are not there anymore. I'm sure it's all an easy fix but i couldn't be ar$ed even thinking about trying to fix it all.

PeterParker957 · 23-11-2017 09:12AM

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

I went through a period a few years ago of constantly typing 'teh' instead of 'the' on my work keyboard.

a new keyboard arrived last week and the 'teh' error is back with vengeance!!

new laptop, new screens, mouse, keyboard, new bloody everything so all my settings that I used to take for granted like auto correct etc... are not there anymore. I'm sure it's all an easy fix but i couldn't be ar$ed even thinking about trying to fix it all.

I just spelled my name wrong at the end of an email. Twice.

I'm an idiot!!!

Boom_Bap · 23-11-2017 10:08AM

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

I went through a period a few years ago of constantly typing 'teh' instead of 'the' on my work keyboard.

a new keyboard arrived last week and the 'teh' error is back with vengeance!!

new laptop, new screens, mouse, keyboard, new bloody everything so all my settings that I used to take for granted like auto correct etc... are not there anymore. I'm sure it's all an easy fix but i couldn't be ar$ed even thinking about trying to fix it all.

My machine in work is a relic, but I refuse to get a new one because I don't want to customise a new machine and try to remember the passwords for absolutely everything in the world.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 23-11-2017 11:19AM

Met my little cousin for the first time in years last night.
She's 15 now and last time I saw her she was 5 years old sitting on my knee painting my nails. Now I could sit on her knee. She stood up next to me and I was barely to her shoulder. Devastated. Felt like a decrepit shrinking old granny. I'm on earth longer why can't I be the tallest

ohnonotgmail · 23-11-2017 12:08PM

snowflaker wrote: »

You can exclude toll roads

Yes but that excludes all toll roads. i want to exclude the port tunnel. i dont want to exclude the M50.

BelovedAunt · 23-11-2017 12:09PM

I work in a large multinational. If I hear the phrase “reach out” once more I may just gouge my own eyes out.

PeterParker957 · 23-11-2017 12:21PM

BelovedAunt wrote: »

I work in a large multinational. If I hear the phrase “reach out” once more I may just gouge my own eyes out.

Next time stand up and sing "touch faith!" And do a karaoke version of Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode.

They'll soon stop.

5rtytry56 · 23-11-2017 12:42PM

BelovedAunt wrote: »

I work in a large multinational. If I hear the phrase “reach out” once more I may just gouge my own eyes out.

Worked in one such place where that phrase was used.

In there, "reach out" meant "we know that you're not able to deal with this particular $hit on your own, but you'll need to look elsewhere to sort it out.

Gwynplaine · 23-11-2017 12:49PM

In America, black people are called African American. Why aren't white people called European American?

Jrop · 23-11-2017 12:50PM

TA at myself I've lost a second leap card. Dunno what is wrong with me

cantdecide · 23-11-2017 12:53PM

PeterParker957 wrote: »

I just spelled my name wrong at the end of an email. Twice.

I'm an idiot!!!

So your real name is Tia Odin?

Pleased to meet you

tomwaterford · 23-11-2017 01:48PM

TV losing signal during home and away :mad: FMFL

retro:electro · 23-11-2017 01:50PM

Just nearly got ran over by the santa express kiddy train in Galway. What a way to go like. Imagine. Not even a proper train.

PeterParker957 · 23-11-2017 02:03PM

cantdecide wrote: »

PeterParker957 wrote: »

I just spelled my name wrong at the end of an email. Twice.

I'm an idiot!!!

So your real name is Tia Odin?

Pleased to meet you

TA it took me 5 minutes to get that!!! Well played sir!!!

Tell me how · 23-11-2017 02:04PM

tomwaterford wrote: »

TV losing signal during home and away :mad: FMFL

It's a sign Tom. It really is. Television doesn't even want to broadcast it.

tomwaterford · 23-11-2017 02:10PM

Tell me how wrote: »

It's a sign Tom. It really is. Television doesn't even want to broadcast it.

SomeOne just snapped me....it's the 2nd last show of the year

Fúck it anyway.....nothing descent on anymore

Pac1Man · 23-11-2017 02:19PM

tomwaterford wrote: »

SomeOne just snapped me....it's the 2nd last show of the year

Fúck it anyway.....nothing descent on anymore

Is it still good? Last time I watched it was when Hugo and Martha ran away because of the people smuggling racket, which was an amazing storyline for a soap! There were clues about that story even six months prior.

I remember Colleen and the stalker Sarah Lewis too!

Trivially embarrassed that I remembered their names without googling!

LadyMacBeth_ · 23-11-2017 02:27PM

Pac1Man wrote: »

Is it still good? Last time I watched it was when Hugo and Martha ran away because of the people smuggling racket, which was an amazing storyline for a soap! There were clues about that story even six months prior.

I remember Colleen and the stalker Sarah Lewis too!

Trivially embarrassed that I remembered their names without googling!

Does anyone remember Ailsa and the burger phone in the diner? (was it called the surf club?) I always wanted one! Jeez, I remember the storylines of Home and Away and Neighbours like they were childhood memories. I hope Irene can stay off the bottle! Sadly Pippa is no longer there to take in all of the random children who show up.

PeterParker957 · 23-11-2017 02:34PM

Remember that last time Dannii Minogue was cooler than her sister????

tomwaterford · 23-11-2017 02:34PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Does anyone remember Ailsa and the burger phone in the diner? (was it called the surf club?) I always wanted one! Jeez, I remember the storylines of Home and Away and neighbours like they were childhood memories. I hope Irene can stay off the bottle! Sadly Pippa is no longer there to take in all of the random children who show up.

The surf club is still there!

Irene is gone bit crazy and has a long lost son now...who she keeps telling to fcuk off as her friends don't like him :pac:

>think he has a baby who he keeps trying to kidnap in it aswel :-/...that's only the half of it :pac:

Il stop talking now :O

Edit:@pac1man. ..it's class

PeterParker957 · 23-11-2017 02:35PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Pac1Man wrote: »

Is it still good? Last time I watched it was when Hugo and Martha ran away because of the people smuggling racket, which was an amazing storyline for a soap! There were clues about that story even six months prior.

I remember Colleen and the stalker Sarah Lewis too!

Trivially embarrassed that I remembered their names without googling!

Does anyone remember Ailsa and the burger phone in the diner? (was it called the surf club?) I always wanted one! Jeez, I remember the storylines of Home and Away and Neighbours like they were childhood memories. I hope Irene can stay off the bottle! Sadly Pippa is no longer there to take in all of the random children who show up.

Ya flamin galaaahhh!!!

(Whatever that is! Apols if a bad thing!!)

Tell me how · 23-11-2017 02:39PM

tomwaterford wrote: »

SomeOne just snapped me....it's the 2nd last show of the year

Fúck it anyway.....nothing descent on anymore

Look at it this way Tom, if it's 18 months before your TV is fixed, the storylines will be the exact same as they are now.

Sephiroth_dude · 23-11-2017 02:43PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Does anyone remember Ailsa and the burger phone in the diner? (was it called the surf club?) I always wanted one! Jeez, I remember the storylines of Home and Away and Neighbours like they were childhood memories. I hope Irene can stay off the bottle! Sadly Pippa is no longer there to take in all of the random children who show up.

Alfie boi is the only original character in it now along with merlin the blonde :pac:

TA'D I'm Still hungry after lunch!

Boom_Bap · 23-11-2017 03:02PM

TA'd that I was on the beach where a bit of Home & Away is filmed but didn't get to go to the set or see anything else.

Non TA - I have been on 'Ramsey St' and outside 'Erinsborough High' and went on a Neighbours trivia tour

tomwaterford · 23-11-2017 03:07PM

Tell me how wrote: »

Look at it this way Tom, if it's 18 months before your TV is fixed, the storylines will be the exact same as they are now.

But there was a bomb last week and an assain after the hot policewoman, got amnesia and has ended up riding her

How will it end!! :eek:

TA....feel like visiting the set of home and away now (feel this maybe enough updates since noone watches it here ●~● )

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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