Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

PeterParker957 · 22-11-2017 01:34PM

That Paco Rabanne cologne advert.

Half naked man being watched by a gang of women through two way glass.

Try that with gang of men leering at a load of women and it's pulled before you can say "rapey".

Bambi985 · 22-11-2017 01:50PM

Having a very TA day. Stepped in dog shyte on my way to work and can't shake the smell despite scrubbing and spraying. No time for any office admin or very important spreadsheet stuff due to a constant bombardment of travel and meetings. Haven't eaten properly in weeks due to the workload and feel like crap. Not enough coffee in the world. :mad::mad:

Iseedeadpixels · 22-11-2017 01:56PM

PeterParker957 wrote: »

That Paco Rabanne cologne advert.

Half naked man being watched by a gang of women through two way glass.

Try that with gang of men leering at a load of women and it's pulled before you can say "rapey".

Ill never forget those hunky dory ladies :pac:

PeterParker957 · 22-11-2017 02:06PM

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

PeterParker957 wrote: »

That Paco Rabanne cologne advert.

Half naked man being watched by a gang of women through two way glass.

Try that with gang of men leering at a load of women and it's pulled before you can say "rapey".

Ill never forget those hunky dory ladies :pac:

Wouldn't get away with that now.

retro:electro · 22-11-2017 02:16PM

TA that the doctor's surgery was meant to reopen after lunch at 2. Myself and three others are here standing outside for the past 15 mins. The old dear beside me looks frozen. Can't even sit in the car cos I had to park 255 million feet away.

I got petrol a few minutes ago. It came to 20.01. I grabbed €20 from my purse and popped into the station. I handed it to the man, "and the one cent?".. he said. I had to walk back out to the car and bring him in the 1c. Now normally I wouldn't give a shlte but today I'm feeling like my stomach could fall out my arse at any minute and am pretty sure my eyes are streaming vomit

Sephiroth_dude · 22-11-2017 02:26PM

anna080 wrote: »

said. I had to walk back out to the car and bring him in the 1c.

Christ talk about being stingy! could have let you off the one cent!

retro:electro · 22-11-2017 02:36PM

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Christ talk about being stingy! could have let you off the one cent!

Especially since they're not even in use anymore! Either that or he was joking and I've just made a total ejit of myself.
Didn't have the energy to ask

Mam of 4 · 22-11-2017 02:39PM

anna080 wrote: »

Thinking I was better. I spoke to soon.
When I walk I feel as if the floor is going to lift up and belt me in the face.

Hope it's not vertigo Anna ?

TA it's getting ready to open the heavens here again .

iamwhoiam · 22-11-2017 02:47PM

I am reading the Buncrana tragedy inquest and nothing at all can annoy me today .Nothing.

22-11-2017 02:50PM

This is more in the bizarre annoying trivial range of things.

Two woman and a child of about 8/9 are standing outside a shop owned by some 'brown' people they are making racists comments about the owner. I go in and to my amazement the boy come in and asks the owner to sponsor him for some school activity, which the owner does the two women are outside looking in the window. The young boy goes back out and they grab the card and start peering at it while still making comment about owner.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 22-11-2017 04:39PM

anna080 wrote: »

TA that the doctor's surgery was meant to reopen after lunch at 2. Myself and three others are here standing outside for the past 15 mins. The old dear beside me looks frozen. Can't even sit in the car cos I had to park 255 million feet away.

I got petrol a few minutes ago. It came to 20.01. I grabbed €20 from my purse and popped into the station. I handed it to the man, "and the one cent?".. he said. I had to walk back out to the car and bring him in the 1c. Now normally I wouldn't give a shlte but today I'm feeling like my stomach could fall out my arse at any minute and am pretty sure my eyes are streaming vomit

Next time he serves you fill the petrol to 19.99 and demand your one cent change

notsoyoungwan · 22-11-2017 04:46PM

In a (drunken) splurge I recently ordered 6 pairs of shoes online. In my defence, they were all on sale! Anyway, they arrived and there's only one pair that fit and are nice, so I parcelled up the other 5 to return. €42.50 it cost me to return them- it was a massive parcel cos they were all boxed. €42.50. Feck sake!!

Sephiroth_dude · 22-11-2017 04:50PM

Cameron Crooked Motorcycle wrote: »

Next time he serves you fill the petrol to 19.99 and demand your one cent change

I like it

selous · 22-11-2017 04:53PM

Cameron Crooked Motorcycle wrote: »

Next time he serves you fill the petrol to 19.99 and demand your one cent change

Or, the minimum delivery is 2 litres (usually) put in the exact amount of litres 2L @ 129.9 = E2.59.8 ask for the 0.2c back, he sets the prices not you, what is it with that .9 it's dumb, round the frickin price up to 1.30 ffs :mad:

harry Bailey esq · 22-11-2017 05:00PM

Bambi985 wrote: »

Having a very TA day. Stepped in dog shyte on my way to work

I get slightly more than TA when I stand in dog sh*t and somebody says, 'that's good luck'. I'll usually reply good luck? I've a lump of sh*t on the side of me shoe you dumb c*nt.

LadyMacBeth_ · 22-11-2017 05:01PM

Feel like death and there is no missus to look after me and I have to do everything myself

KatW4 · 22-11-2017 05:30PM

Sephiroth_dude wrote:

Spooky show ?

It's a police drama but there are dead bodies and people being tortured. I am super squeamish and watch nice things. I don't know why I decided to watch this but I'm hooked now.

Also TA, people laughing at my ridiculous taste in TV shows. So what if I love Crazy Ex Girlfriend? It's easy to watch and it's a musical!!! What's not to like?

cantdecide · 22-11-2017 05:32PM

Wipers hopping on the windscreen. Seems like I have to replace them every other month nowadays :mad:

New Home · 22-11-2017 05:34PM

KatW4 wrote: »

Also TA, people laughing at my ridiculous taste in TV shows. So what if I love Crazy Ex Girlfriend? It's easy to watch and it's a musical!!!What's not to like?

The bit in bold?

ohnonotgmail · 22-11-2017 05:36PM

TA that google maps wont allow me to tell it to avoid certain roads. There is absolutely no way i am paying to use the port tunnel but it keeps including it in results.

LadyMacBeth_ · 22-11-2017 05:51PM

I left my phone in my mum's car, now just waiting for her to check her emails and realise it's there.....I could be waiting a while. Everyone will think I'm dead :pac:

PeterParker957 · 22-11-2017 06:05PM

I miss Lady MacBeth. She was nice. ðŸ˜Š

Capt'n Midnight · 22-11-2017 07:03PM

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

Members of a certain demographic holding up traffic becaise they don't think their SUV can handle the puddle that the 15 year old micra in front of them just drove through.

SUV's in general. It not like you are going off-road in that car like a real builder or tradesman or farmer or anything.

And because you'll block my view ahead if I let you in, don't count on me letting you in.

And don't get me started on the ones that could let little Johnny out while stopped in traffic beside the crossing with the lollipop ladies, but choose instead to around the roundabout and turn right into the school (blocking traffic leaving the roundabout) and then back out and turn left into the junction box (which you are only allowed do if turning right) and back to the roundabout again.

Gridlock every morning to save their precious from walking 100m.

And if you are driving an SUV or 4x4 , yes I do expect you to go over that speed bump without slowing down to a crawl.

And as for those morons who do three point turns in an SUV 100m away from an empty roundabout after dropping kids off to a primary school when your back window is too high to see kids behind you ? Crush the car and leave it there as a warning to others.

PeterParker957 · 22-11-2017 07:17PM

Cold caller from Virgin Media at 7.15pm!!!!

Glad it's raining. Hope he gets thoroughly drenched!!!!!!!

xzanti · 22-11-2017 07:36PM

The word 'Prosecco'.

I just hear it in my head in a really smug 'hun' voice

PeterParker957 · 22-11-2017 07:37PM

xzanti wrote: »

The word 'Prosecco'.

I just hear it in my head in a really smug 'hun' voice

If it's preceded by "cheeky" i want to kill.

davidk1394 · 22-11-2017 07:41PM

Cyclists in the rain

Tell me how · 22-11-2017 07:43PM

PeterParker957 wrote: »

If it's preceded by "cheeky" i want to kill.

Cheeky anything which isn't actually well... cheeky.

Cheeky Nandos?

F*ck. Right. Off.

PeterParker957 · 22-11-2017 07:47PM

Tell me how wrote: »

Cheeky anything which isn't actually well... cheeky.

Cheeky Nandos?

F*ck. Right. Off.

One of my colleagues once caught me at a really bad moment when she said "ooh shall I be naughty and have a second glass of bubbles ?"

I had to bite my cheek to stop myself saying "For God's sake woman you're 35, what's naughty about it ???"

Pac1Man · 22-11-2017 07:53PM

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

TA that google maps wont allow me to tell it to avoid certain roads. There is absolutely no way i am paying to use the port tunnel but it keeps including it in results.

You can add multiple points on a single journey. Instead of A to B you can go A to B to C and basically draw a line around the place you want to avoid.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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