Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

My neighbour is having some work done and all I can hear is a really grating scrapey sound on the other side of the living room wall. Like someone is pulling down plaster with a fork. I think I need to leave the house

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Driving behind a new car and noting that the rear licence plate is crooked

*twitches*

Got a txt yes from the boss, BIG boss had decided that we need to start wearing "professional clothing" at work now.
Cause being properly dressed means so much(NOT) in my line of work.rolleyes:.

Half asleep I drag out my "proper work clothes", put the ones that wash on and drop the rest into the cleaners, ONLY NOW to remember its 5 years since I wore them, and have NO IDEA if they fit anymore.

*None of them dry enough to try on yet, so much work for something that may not fit.
** Don't even get me started on the SHOES! :eek:
Ta'ed in case it's not obvious, how s*&t I'll feel if the clothes don't fit!

Slightly more than TA'd that my favourite maternity jeans are about to wear through! Down with this sort of thing.

Eisenberg1 GRRRRR ! I'm more than TA 'd for you

Been trying to get the hang of reddit for about 3 weeks and it just isn't happening. I can't navigate it at all

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Maura Derrane. I don't know why this lady annoys me, nothing in particular, probably a very nice person.

Big TA today, laid up with back spasms after physio, looking out at the sunshine and want to be outside doing stuff.

My mam rings me almost every day and tells me what Maura had on her that day and gives out about her dressing like a young one. She has it in for poor old Maura something rotten

My mam told me some really intimate, serious family business regarding a relative at lunch time.

As always, she finished the conversation with "Don't be putting that on your facebook status, please."

I have never and will never be one to post personal stuff on social media.
She has no idea how facebook works and has never even been on it.
Her only experience with it is Daily Mail articles of screenshots of people totally oversharing, and she seems to think everyone posts like that online.

I explained to her that I had no intention of posting a status update that would not only disgrace the family, but would cause a massive argument because some relatives aren't in the loop with the situation.

"Oh I know", she says, "But just in case you were wanting to tell your friends, best send them a private message instead so it stays quiet".
No sh*t sherlock :rolleyes::rolleyes:

A certain blogger on Snapchat; the voice and mid-Atlantic accent and the way they pronounce certain words annoys the hell out of me.
Everything is "gorge" and "stunning" and the weather is "vile".
Yes I unfollowed today. Couldn't take much more of it.

TA'd that I had the Fear all day due to impromptu drinks last night.

When the underwire in your bra breaks free in the middle of a yoga class and you end up almost puncturing yourself repeatedly.