The worst thing you’ve ever done

branie2 · 22-10-2017 01:19AM

I shot the sheriff

But I did not shoot the deputy

Pwindedd · 22-10-2017 01:33AM

Birneybau wrote: »

Drinking red wine on top of Kahlua, feeling queasy now.

What possesed you !!! - always save your cream based beverages for the last knockings.

Pwindedd · 22-10-2017 01:35AM

shnethb wrote: »

About 10 years ago while working as a nurse in Uk. I accidentally told the wrong woman her father had died. Situation was rectified about 45 seconds later when I realized my error. The daughter did not see the bright side of the situation !! Not my finest hour.

oh god... but looking on the bright (okay less dark?) side you it could have been the other way round and you told the dead mans daughter that her father was going to pull through.

corner of hells · 22-10-2017 01:54AM

shnethb wrote: »

About 10 years ago while working as a nurse in Uk. I accidentally told the wrong woman her father had died. Situation was rectified about 45 seconds later when I realized my error. The daughter did not see the bright side of the situation !! Not my finest hour.

DOA and DUI, simple enough mistake.

jimbobaloobob · 22-10-2017 02:01AM

Pwindedd wrote: »

I put UHU-glue on a cut my brother had and told him it was magic cream. I can still hear the screams.

i laugh at this but i shouldnt. I did it to myself once. was miles from a shop to by bandages. I feel his pain

gammygils · 22-10-2017 02:02AM

Claimed Unemployment Benefit even though I was working for months in the 80's. But I was paying a skite in tax! So Fück it! No regrets

NinetyTwoTeam · 22-10-2017 02:10AM

Well I'll let you judge whether this is good or bad: I was working at an animal shelter (not in Ireland), and moved into a flat on the top floor of a house. The fella living on the bottom floor got a lab puppy and kept it chained up outside day and night. He drank a lot, and never walked the dog, often didn't even fill his water bowl (I would do it when I was about). The dog had no shelter, and this was a place that had very hot summers and very cold winters.

One morning I cut the collar off the dog, took it to my work which was about an hour away and he got adopted by a nice family with kids within a week. My neighbor thought his dog got stolen, I told him yeah that happens all the time.

jimbobaloobob · 22-10-2017 02:14AM

I think you did a fine thing.

demanufactured · 22-10-2017 02:31AM

NinetyTwoTeam wrote: »

Well I'll let you judge whether this is good or bad: I was working at an animal shelter (not in Ireland), and moved into a flat on the top floor of a house. The fella living on the bottom floor got a lab puppy and kept it chained up outside day and night. He drank a lot, and never walked the dog, often didn't even fill his water bowl (I would do it when I was about). The dog had no shelter, and this was a place that had very hot summers and very cold winters.

One morning I cut the collar off the dog, took it to my work which was about an hour away and he got adopted by a nice family with kids within a week. My neighbor thought his dog got stolen, I told him yeah that happens all the time.

Well done.. You did that poor animal a favour he can never repay... You deserve a medal for that... Nice one.

Graham 1324 · 22-10-2017 03:17AM

I took a pill in ibiza...

Thespoofer · 22-10-2017 03:57AM

Hitman3000 wrote: »

Fcuked the wife of a government minister.

Go on...

Mousewar · 22-10-2017 04:15PM

NinetyTwoTeam wrote: »

Well I'll let you judge whether this is good or bad: I was working at an animal shelter (not in Ireland), and moved into a flat on the top floor of a house. The fella living on the bottom floor got a lab puppy and kept it chained up outside day and night. He drank a lot, and never walked the dog, often didn't even fill his water bowl (I would do it when I was about). The dog had no shelter, and this was a place that had very hot summers and very cold winters.

One morning I cut the collar off the dog, took it to my work which was about an hour away and he got adopted by a nice family with kids within a week. My neighbor thought his dog got stolen, I told him yeah that happens all the time.

I thoroughly approve but can I ask a question? Genuinely not trying to sh1t on your story - I'm just curious. Did the guy replace the dog?

skylight1987 · 22-10-2017 05:16PM

I bought a venus fly trap but rather than let nature take its course and let the plant catch its own food I started throwing insects into it and watched the leaves close in around them .... after two weeks I realised the horror of my actions and threw the fly trap over the garden fence .no winners in that

Ted_YNWA · 22-10-2017 05:20PM

I hid alll the road signs to St Jose.

People are still looking for the way to get there.

skylight1987 · 22-10-2017 05:41PM

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I hid alll the road signs to St Jose.

People are still looking for the way to get there.

san jose no ?

NickNickleby · 22-10-2017 05:42PM

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I hid alll the road signs to St Jose.

People are still looking for the way to get there.

Ted, I'm old enough to have gotten it without the 'spoiler'.

By the way, I did find my way there in the 80's, so I wrote to Burt and told him.

Ted_YNWA · 22-10-2017 05:44PM

skylight1987 wrote: »

san jose no ?

there too.

endacl · 22-10-2017 08:16PM

Hitman3000 wrote: »

I love how when you're been honest no-one gives a fcuk.

Don't worry pet. I'm sure lots of people read your funny post.

jimbobaloobob · 23-10-2017 12:29AM

we cant ask questions Hitman that would be a different thread entirely.

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