The worst thing you’ve ever done

Cody montana · 21-10-2017 11:50PM #1

At a charity event.
I saw a fiver dropped in the floor.
I picked it up and bought a pint.

21-10-2017 11:56PM

I shot JFK. You were all going to find out next week anyway, so I'm saying it now. Lee Harvey Oswald was just the fall guy.

lukesmom · 21-10-2017 11:58PM

cheated in a test

jaxxx · 22-10-2017 12:00AM

I let the dogs out.....

Other than skipping 1 or 2 red lights when I was younger and inexperienced, I don't think I've ever done anything that bad.

Can I get a halo?

mad muffin · 22-10-2017 12:03AM

This one time at band camp…

branie2 · 22-10-2017 12:03AM

contributed too many response posts on a certain thread

longshanks · 22-10-2017 12:04AM

Upset a local farmer by running through his fields of hay.

RayM · 22-10-2017 12:04AM

This one time, right, there was an illegally parked car, and...

Actually, no, never mind...

Ulysses Gaze · 22-10-2017 12:07AM

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

cbreeze · 22-10-2017 12:08AM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

22-10-2017 12:12AM

I told a woman I don't like that her dress looked great on her.

It didn't.

gammygils · 22-10-2017 12:12AM

Deleted User wrote: »

I shot JFK. You were all going to find out next week anyway, so I'm saying it now. Lee Harvey Oswald was just the fall guy.

From the grassy knoll. Right? And you left load of fag butts behind the fence? I knew it! :pac:

branie2 · 22-10-2017 12:13AM

The gunsmoke rising from the knoll proves it as well

jaxxx · 22-10-2017 12:17AM

I told a girl I liked her... she said she liked me... then she canoodled with my best friend.

Oh wait, I got the pronoun wrong.... My bad.

Cody montana · 22-10-2017 12:18AM

Ok, I mixed butter and ketchup in a breakfast roll.

Wailin · 22-10-2017 12:23AM

Dumped a girlfriend on Valentines Day

Yester · 22-10-2017 12:26AM

Wolf whistled. I had no idea the harm I was doing and will always live with the guilt.

Wailin · 22-10-2017 12:28AM

^^^^ :pac:

the_pen_turner · 22-10-2017 12:30AM

hid a singers jumper once. poor fecker couldn't find it and wrote a song about it

nelly17 · 22-10-2017 12:30AM

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

I hung my head

Hitman3000 · 22-10-2017 12:34AM

Fcuked the wife of a government minister.

For Forks Sake · 22-10-2017 12:34AM

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

*yawn*

I shot a man in Reno

Is there an echo in here?

byronbay2 · 22-10-2017 12:41AM

the_pen_turner wrote: »

hid a singers jumper once. poor fecker couldn't find it and wrote a song about it

Every cloud, eh?? In reality, you did humanity a great service.

fussyonion · 22-10-2017 12:41AM

I pretended to faint to get the attention of a boy I liked in school.

But the principal called an ambulance so I had to prolong my 'faint' and pretend I was out, even when they stretchered me out through the doors with approx. 50 people watching.

Outlaw Pete · 22-10-2017 12:42AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Lee Harvey Oswald was just the fall guy.

No, that was Lee Majors.

Hitman3000 · 22-10-2017 12:49AM

Hitman3000 wrote:

Fcuked the wife of a government minister.

I love how when you're been honest no-one gives a fcuk.

Pwindedd · 22-10-2017 01:00AM

I put UHU-glue on a cut my brother had and told him it was magic cream. I can still hear the screams.

Purple Mountain · 22-10-2017 01:03AM

branie2 wrote: »

contributed too many response posts on a certain thread

Ahh branie2 I was only pulling yer ole leg..

Birneybau · 22-10-2017 01:15AM

Drinking red wine on top of Kahlua, feeling queasy now.

shnethb · 22-10-2017 01:16AM

About 10 years ago while working as a nurse in Uk. I accidentally told the wrong woman her father had died. Situation was rectified about 45 seconds later when I realized my error. The daughter did not see the bright side of the situation !! Not my finest hour.

gozunda · 22-10-2017 01:17AM

jaxxx wrote: »

I let the dogs out.....

I brought them in again ....

I did a poo so big it blocked the loo and never let on it was me .... :pac:

The worst thing you’ve ever done

Comments