Adult movie scenes on the tv and de parents

Kermit.de.frog · 19-10-2017 09:45PM #1

Awkward or not?

My tactic use to be to suddenly get up if I knew a sex scene was coming up and grab a cup a tea.

If it was a particularly long scene i'd ask if they both wanted a cup of tea.:D

Barry Badrinath · 19-10-2017 09:50PM

Just whip the lad out.

Make the parents awkward and leave.

endacl · 19-10-2017 09:52PM

Not awkward at all. I don't watch telly with either parent, what with being a grownup with my own place an' all.

McMurphy · 19-10-2017 09:54PM

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Awkward or not?

My tactic use to be to suddenly get up if I knew a sex scene was coming up and grab a cup a tea.

If it was a particularly long scene i'd ask if they both wanted a cup of tea.:D

Yeah I bet it did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o03dOFSpeQ0

gifted · 19-10-2017 09:56PM

Slide cushion over very subtly.......until you realise your dad is trying to slide same cushion over to him lol lol

twirlagig · 19-10-2017 10:01PM

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Awkward or not?

My tactic use to be to suddenly get up if I knew a sex scene was coming up and grab a cup a tea.

If it was a particularly long scene i'd ask if they both wanted a cup of tea.:D

If you know the sex scene is coming up, you're grand! Have been caught a few times though when I've already made the tea and am sitting down, and then.... the scene comes on! Cue, massive gulping of tea and a quick dash off the armchair, 'have you any jaffa cakes Ma?' And then mother would say something like , 'the guards were up at Paddy Burkes yesterday, don't know what went on there'.....

SEPT 23 1989 · 19-10-2017 10:01PM

Making tea for the parents just before the money shot OP?

Lorelli! · 19-10-2017 10:03PM

My parents would always acknowledge the awkwardness and say "close your eyes Lorelli" because they knew I was embarrassed. I'd put my hands over my eyes and nearly every two seconds id say "is it over yet?"

SEPT 23 1989 · 19-10-2017 10:09PM

Lorelli! wrote: »

I'd put my hands over my eyes and nearly every two seconds id say "is it over yet?"

Thats exactly what my wife says

DrPhilG · 19-10-2017 10:13PM

I've had the misfortune of being in the cinema with my wife and her father during a few uncomfortable scenes. Including the rape scene (or nearly anyway) in Kill Bill.

"Here, take the vaseline. She's dry as a sandbox down there"

Can hardly bog off out of the cinema to make a cup of tae.

philstar · 19-10-2017 10:14PM

ah surely those days are over??

its not like back in the day when the thorn birds was on the telly

ZeroThreat · 19-10-2017 10:16PM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Making tea for the parents just before the money shot OP?

I'm pretty sure the OP isn't talking about the family watching pornos.

snowflaker · 19-10-2017 10:19PM

Try been 17 watching This Life and Ferdy riding the Scottish lad, and your mother walks in....

(I wasn't doing anything untoward)

Kermit.de.frog · 19-10-2017 11:40PM

snowflaker wrote: »

(I wasn't doing anything untoward)

Why the totally uncalled for denial?:P

Hotblack Desiato · 19-10-2017 11:53PM

endacl wrote: »

Not awkward at all. I don't watch telly with either parent, what with being a grownup with my own place an' all.

Them both being dead also helps.

But that nip slip back in the day on Glenroe was the talk of the nation for weeks.

As for the notion of proper sex scenes being on British TV never mind Irish, all I can say is :pac: you must be having a laugh

Permabear · 19-10-2017 11:53PM

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Gatling · 19-10-2017 11:54PM

Try sitting through love on Netflix which features unsimulated scenes including money shots

branie2 · 20-10-2017 12:24AM

I imagine there was a lot of awkwardness in 1977 when the Spike was shown on RTE

20-10-2017 12:30AM

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

My tactic use to be to suddenly get up if I knew a sex scene was coming up and grab a cup a tea.

If it was a particularly long scene i'd ask if they both wanted a cup of tea.:D

Did that before. Was watching one of the Naked Gun movies with dear old mom and dad. I knew there was a man awkward bit coming up because I saw it in my cousin's house a month or so before. So I pre-empted it and went and boiled the kettle, got the biscuits and the lot. Did a few laps around the table just to be safe and said right, I'll go back in. Must've been one of those really long 90's ad breaks though cos the poxy sex scene was only starting.

Roger Hassenforder · 20-10-2017 01:06AM

Gatling wrote: »

Try sitting through love on Netflix which features unsimulated scenes including money shots

The opening scene of that would you reaching for the remote. How the hell did it make it on Netflix. Lasted a few days, before being, ahem, pulled.

Arghus · 20-10-2017 01:16AM

Memories of it being always extremely awkward - we all just usually sat there in uncomfortable silence until the scene played out.

Of the "unholy trinity" violence was generally a-okay, I've fond memories of watching Die Hard with my oul lad at the age of eight or nine, bad language was frowned upon a bit, but loads of sexy sex or nudity always meant awkwardness lay ahead.

Bret Hart · 20-10-2017 01:43AM

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

The opening scene of that would you reaching for the remote. How the hell did it make it on Netflix. Lasted a few days, before being, ahem, pulled.

It's still on there.

Kermit.de.frog · 20-10-2017 02:23AM

*stampede to Netflix*

Kermit.de.frog · 20-10-2017 02:25AM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Thats exactly what my wife says

So what you're saying is...what are you saying?

That your wife wants it over as soon as possible?

NinetyTwoTeam · 20-10-2017 03:43AM

I walked in to the sitting room a few weeks ago while Mum was watching Dr Foster and it happened to be the scene of her getting bent over the kitchen table. I just said 'Wow this looks like a class show Mum, no wonder ya never miss it.'

She said when she was young my Granny would leap up and stand in front of the telly pretending to dust the top of it when something racy came on. Though what was racy in them days was nothing compared to what's on now.

ZeroThreat · 20-10-2017 10:09AM

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Wonder what he said when she was getting pounded doggy style by Drogo from behind.

DaeryssaOne · 20-10-2017 10:25AM

I used to always have a book in the sitting room with me for this type of awkward situation, would concentrate ferociously on the page in front of me pretending I couldn't see or hear what was happening on the telly!

I always remember my grandparents going mad at my auntie for calling up with a rented VHS for them to watch, she got them Pretty Woman and my granny rang my auntie later on giving out stink for daring to rent 75 year olds a 15s rated film, they turned it off as soon as they realised what it was about!

JupiterKid · 20-10-2017 10:26AM

A bit OT but I must be one of the 6 people on the planet who has never watched Game Of Thrones. Is it just porn and violence dressed up as fantasy drama?

DaeryssaOne · 20-10-2017 10:28AM

JupiterKid wrote: »

A bit OT but I must be one of the 6 people on the planet who has never watched Game Of Thrones. Is it just porn and violence dressed up as fantasy drama?

No it's absolutely fantastic tv and well worth the watch!

sbsquarepants · 20-10-2017 10:33AM

Permabear wrote: »

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So that answers the question - was that actually her or a body double?

Damn she's hot!

Lorelli! · 20-10-2017 10:34AM

JupiterKid wrote: »

A bit OT but I must be one of the 6 people on the planet who has never watched Game Of Thrones. Is it just porn and violence dressed up as fantasy drama?

I haven't had a chance to watch it yet but there was a woman who must have been mid sixties sitting across from me in the hairdressers a while ago talking about it. She was telling me about it and then she said "and you won't believe, the sex, the sex!" :pac:

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