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Adult movie scenes on the tv and de parents

Kermit.de.frog

Awkward or not?

My tactic use to be to suddenly get up if I knew a sex scene was coming up and grab a cup a tea.

If it was a particularly long scene i'd ask if they both wanted a cup of tea.:D

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Kermit.de.frog

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Thats exactly what my wife says

So what you're saying is...what are you saying?

That your wife wants it over as soon as possible?

Kermit.de.frog

*stampede to Netflix*

Bret Hart

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

The opening scene of that would you reaching for the remote. How the hell did it make it on Netflix. Lasted a few days, before being, ahem, pulled.

It's still on there.

Arghus

Memories of it being always extremely awkward - we all just usually sat there in uncomfortable silence until the scene played out.

Of the "unholy trinity" violence was generally a-okay, I've fond memories of watching Die Hard with my oul lad at the age of eight or nine, bad language was frowned upon a bit, but loads of sexy sex or nudity always meant awkwardness lay ahead.

Roger Hassenforder

Gatling wrote: »

Try sitting through love on Netflix which features unsimulated scenes including money shots

The opening scene of that would you reaching for the remote. How the hell did it make it on Netflix. Lasted a few days, before being, ahem, pulled.

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Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

My tactic use to be to suddenly get up if I knew a sex scene was coming up and grab a cup a tea.

If it was a particularly long scene i'd ask if they both wanted a cup of tea.:D

Did that before. Was watching one of the Naked Gun movies with dear old mom and dad. I knew there was a man awkward bit coming up because I saw it in my cousin's house a month or so before. So I pre-empted it and went and boiled the kettle, got the biscuits and the lot. Did a few laps around the table just to be safe and said right, I'll go back in. Must've been one of those really long 90's ad breaks though cos the poxy sex scene was only starting.

branie2

I imagine there was a lot of awkwardness in 1977 when the Spike was shown on RTE

Gatling

Try sitting through love on Netflix which features unsimulated scenes including money shots

Permabear

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Hotblack Desiato

endacl wrote: »

Not awkward at all. I don't watch telly with either parent, what with being a grownup with my own place an' all.

Them both being dead also helps.

But that nip slip back in the day on Glenroe was the talk of the nation for weeks.

As for the notion of proper sex scenes being on British TV never mind Irish, all I can say is :pac: you must be having a laugh

Kermit.de.frog

snowflaker wrote: »

(I wasn't doing anything untoward)

Why the totally uncalled for denial?:P

snowflaker

Try been 17 watching This Life and Ferdy riding the Scottish lad, and your mother walks in....

(I wasn't doing anything untoward)

ZeroThreat

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Making tea for the parents just before the money shot OP?

I'm pretty sure the OP isn't talking about the family watching pornos.

philstar

ah surely those days are over??

its not like back in the day when the thorn birds was on the telly

DrPhilG

I've had the misfortune of being in the cinema with my wife and her father during a few uncomfortable scenes. Including the rape scene (or nearly anyway) in Kill Bill.

"Here, take the vaseline. She's dry as a sandbox down there"

Can hardly bog off out of the cinema to make a cup of tae.

SEPT 23 1989

Lorelli! wrote: »

I'd put my hands over my eyes and nearly every two seconds id say "is it over yet?"

Thats exactly what my wife says

Lorelli!

My parents would always acknowledge the awkwardness and say "close your eyes Lorelli" because they knew I was embarrassed. I'd put my hands over my eyes and nearly every two seconds id say "is it over yet?"

SEPT 23 1989

Making tea for the parents just before the money shot OP?

twirlagig

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Awkward or not?

My tactic use to be to suddenly get up if I knew a sex scene was coming up and grab a cup a tea.

If it was a particularly long scene i'd ask if they both wanted a cup of tea.:D

If you know the sex scene is coming up, you're grand! Have been caught a few times though when I've already made the tea and am sitting down, and then.... the scene comes on! Cue, massive gulping of tea and a quick dash off the armchair, 'have you any jaffa cakes Ma?' And then mother would say something like , 'the guards were up at Paddy Burkes yesterday, don't know what went on there'.....

gifted

Slide cushion over very subtly.......until you realise your dad is trying to slide same cushion over to him lol lol

McMurphy

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Awkward or not?

My tactic use to be to suddenly get up if I knew a sex scene was coming up and grab a cup a tea.

If it was a particularly long scene i'd ask if they both wanted a cup of tea.:D

Yeah I bet it did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o03dOFSpeQ0

endacl

Not awkward at all. I don't watch telly with either parent, what with being a grownup with my own place an' all.

Barry Badrinath

Just whip the lad out.

Make the parents awkward and leave.