Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Quazzie · 09-10-2017 07:01PM

Bitches Be Trypsin wrote: »

Really? 600 for the whole day? Your weight must be falling off?

I done it two years ago and lost 5 stone in 5 months. Starting my 3rd week now and I'm down a stone. It's only 600 on weekdays and then normal at the weekend. Tough going but worth it

LadyMacBeth_ · 09-10-2017 08:53PM

I left the living room window open and the cat comes home, with a mouse that is very much alive. Had to lock the cat in the bathroom but by this stage the mouse was running around terrified in the bedroom so I grabbed a sieve and the missus grabbed a broom and we managed to coax the mouse out from under the bed after much manouvering and torch shining. Put the poor terrified thing out into the garden. Everything is in a heap in the bedroom now and I'm wrecked. The cat will have to teach me how to catch mice.

J. Marston · 09-10-2017 09:00PM

"Oh did your sportsball team win? How nice."

Those types.

Gowls.

Purple Mountain · 09-10-2017 09:18PM

TA when I post on boards.ie something I think is witty/catchy and I don't even get one thanks!
What's a girl to do around here?!

KatW4 · 09-10-2017 10:29PM

People who have nothing positive to say!! They drain the life out of me.

(I know, I know, I'm posting this in the thread where we all say negative things... :P)

castletownman · 09-10-2017 10:32PM

Representative of a company I sent my CV into: "thanks for your recent application. I would like to conduct a brief phone interview with you today before we proceed further. Please let me know what time you are available from and I will contact you"

Me:"Hi. I am free to talk from 2PM onwards.

2PM- onwards: me avoiding going to the toilet or being caught anywhere subjected to noise pollution in case they ring. Waiting all day and still no call. Bursting now

the_pen_turner · 09-10-2017 10:42PM

KatW4 wrote: »

People who have nothing positive to say!! They drain the life out of me.

(I know, I know, I'm posting this in the thread where we all say negative things... :P)

and being negative as well. look at the positives. there must be some

:D

my TA. started typing this looking at keyboard and not screen, looked up and I hadn't clicked in the box

MuffinTop86 · 09-10-2017 11:44PM

My bf went to bed two hours ago and I'm just hopping in now and the heat radiating from him is TAing me.
My parents cat looked me in the eye and hissed at me when I tried to put her in the kitchen for the night. She did it with such hate that I hissed back at her.
TA at mean cats.

shoegal1 · 10-10-2017 01:16AM

Purple Mountain wrote: »

TA when I post on boards.ie something I think is witty/catchy and I don't even get one thanks!
What's a girl to do around here?!

TA that there is no ROTFLMAO at your post button on here...just a thanks one

erica74 · 10-10-2017 06:09AM

The urge to eat deep fried chocolate all day long is so hard to fight when surprise stressful events hit you.

There's a giant spot rumbling under the surface near the side of my mouth and it's so fucking sore

PeterParker957 · 10-10-2017 06:28AM

erica74 wrote: »

The urge to eat deep fried chocolate all day long is so hard to fight when surprise stressful events hit you.

There's a giant spot rumbling under the surface near the side of my mouth and it's so fucking sore

I have one by my nose where my glasses sit.

I am 47. This is not fair!!!!!

Iseedeadpixels · 10-10-2017 06:57AM

Da: Did you get the tyre sorted?
Me: Yeh 30 euro not too bad
Da: Did you get the new jack, brace and wheel nuts?
Me: No I need to get the brakes done first and the tracking done.
Da: 10 mins later.....Did you get the brakes done
Me: -_-

ILikeBoats · 10-10-2017 07:13AM

Reginald D Hunter ads on the radio

OldNotWIse · 10-10-2017 07:59AM

PeterParker957 wrote: »

Nah I love Panti, class bird!

Was that Panti? Eugh :mad:

TA I literally left at the crack of dawn this morning and the luas was full of f*cktards already. Is there no quiet time anymore? :mad::mad::mad: Where do all these people come from? Are they extras employed to zip up and down the luas line all day and annoy me?

Badly Drunk Boy · 10-10-2017 08:11AM

My annoyance is going to be more than trivial if I don't get some sleep! Absolutely zero sleep on Sunday night (not even a nap), and when I eventually got to sleep last night (or rather, 5.30 this morning), I woke up 3 times in less than 2 hours gasping for air.

LadyMacBeth_ · 10-10-2017 08:16AM

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

My annoyance is going to be more than trivial if I don't get some sleep! Absolutely zero sleep on Sunday night (not even a nap), and when I eventually got to sleep last night (or rather, 5.30 this morning), I woke up 3 times in less than 2 hours gasping for air.

Oh do you think you could have sleep apnoea? It sounds like you should have a sleep study done there.

PeterParker957 · 10-10-2017 08:17AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Was that Panti? Eugh :mad:

TA I literally left at the crack of dawn this morning and the luas was full of f*cktards already. Is there no quiet time anymore? :mad::mad::mad: Where do all these people come from? Are they extras employed to zip up and down the luas line all day and annoy me?

Sunday morning, first LUAS out of the Red Cow - I'd stayed in a hotel there and was getting the green bus down the country.

Loads of em. I think they live on it!

Today's annoyance(s) - selection boxes in the shops already.

And I want one!!!!

OldNotWIse · 10-10-2017 09:22AM

People coming into work dying from a cold. F*cking keep it to yourselves. I wouldn't mind this particular individual could well be done without since she does f*ck all anyway. She's not needed even when she is well :mad:

Shpudnik · 10-10-2017 09:30AM

I'm in so much pain I feel like I'm gonna spontaneously combust.

retro:electro · 10-10-2017 09:56AM

I'm not wearing a bra today and my boobs are jiggling about the place and it's rather annoying.
Lol.
I'm a weirdo writing that.

PeterParker957 · 10-10-2017 09:58AM

anna080 wrote: »

I'm not wearing a bra today and my boobs are jiggling about the place and it's rather annoying.
Ha ha.
I'm a weirdo writing that.

Annoyed that if I did that I'd trip over.

Rubberlegs · 10-10-2017 10:05AM

My Tesco trolley token wouldn't release any trolley at Tesco and I hadn't a euro.
Shelf stackers right in front of items I want to look at.
Several things I usually buy not in store the last couple of weeks.
I had to use one of the pull behind you baskets and as I had so much to carry took it out to the car. Was sure it would set off the alarm, but oh no, it waited till I was bringing it back in again.
Tesco, today I fcukin hate you

OldNotWIse · 10-10-2017 10:08AM

73Cat wrote: »

My Tesco trolley token wouldn't release any trolley at Tesco and I hadn't a euro.
Shelf stackers right in front of items I want to look at.
Several things I usually buy not in store the last couple of weeks.
I had to use one of the pull behind you baskets and as I had so much to carry took it out to the car. Was sure it would set off the alarm, but oh no, it waited till I was bringing it back in again.
Tesco, today I fcukin hate you

Eugh this. The flip (ish) side of this is when I am standing looking at something people will be guaranteed to want to gawk and push past to see what I'm blocking and I know it is just because I am standing there and they are afraid they'll miss something.*

*the number of people actually interested in vegan products and the number of times this has happened to me simply don't add up to anything else.

Rubberlegs · 10-10-2017 10:23AM

There was a little jiffy pack through my door addressed to someone else. Now if it was for someone on this estate, or a neighbouring estate I would roll my eyes and tut. This is for someone living a few miles in the countryside outside this town. I want to ask at the post office is it time the postman went to Specsavers.

Widdershins · 10-10-2017 10:34AM

TA sick as a dog third day running and can't make an important phone call.

whoopsadoodles · 10-10-2017 10:34AM

73Cat wrote: »

My Tesco trolley token wouldn't release any trolley at Tesco and I hadn't a euro.

A regular door key works in all trolleys, shove the head of it in like this

(I also hate tesco though!)

PeterParker957 · 10-10-2017 10:42AM

Hearing the word "soccer" - its FOOTBALL!!!!

Gwynplaine · 10-10-2017 10:53AM

PeterParker957 wrote: »

Hearing the word "soccer" - its FOOTBALL!!!!

And it's crap. "Did you watch the match" "what did you think of the match" "will we go to a match" "I hope we win" "I hope we beat them". This nonsense every week. You are not on the team, you are not even in the same country.

PeterParker957 · 10-10-2017 11:16AM

Gwynplaine wrote: »

And it's crap. "Did you watch the match" "what did you think of the match" "will we go to a match" "I hope we win" "I hope we beat them". This nonsense every week. You are not on the team, you are not even in the same country.

Speak for yourself. I fly over for every game.

TA - people who call themselves supporters but are in fact viewers.

Bredabe · 10-10-2017 11:23AM

Bumped into one of the few classmates I had in school who gave me the time of day,
So she was filling me in on our mutual classmates, more than the national average have transitioned,
Scariest thing is that so many of the "Mean Girl" types are now in alternative healing or personal assistance(not the PA types)

TA, how many vulnerable ppl this type may damage, and get paid for.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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