Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Samsgirl · 16-09-2017 06:24PM

Kids had 5 little friends over this afternoon. House is in ****e after them. Shower of little ferral fcukers and I include my own in that.

PuppyMcPupFace · 16-09-2017 06:51PM

anna080 wrote: »

Fell down the stairs blotto

Did that once, 12 marble steps in a pub. Never felt a thing.

Three weeks later fell down two steps sober - bursitis in the hip!

Am never going out sober again!

erica74 · 16-09-2017 07:20PM

I was in Penneys on Mary Street earlier, Saturday afternoon, people everywhere. I was walking around taking in the clothes, trying to navigate my way around all the people and buggies and feral children and ignorant people gabbing, standing in the way. Next thing I know, I felt 2 hands around my lower leg and I nearly fell over, the only thing that stopped me falling over was my husband grabbing my arm.
I look down and there's 2 kids lying on the floor in between shelves of clothes, just entertaining themselves by trying to trip people over. I looked around for the adult in charge of them and couldn't spot anyone.
I said to the little fucker "you shouldn't do that, you could really hurt someone" and he told me to "fuck off you ugly cunt". My jaw hit the floor and is now permanently stuck that way, I couldn't believe it it!
Next thing his mother appears and acts like it's totally normal to find her children up to this shit. She said "come on, we're going". I said to her "your son was tripping people up as they were walking by, he could really hurt someone" and she said "that's your fucking problem, not mine". I am not joking you, I don't think my jaw is ever going to return to it's proper position.

Ted_YNWA · 16-09-2017 07:32PM

I'd be swinging my feet, if they get in the way, that "their problem, not mine"

Penney's down here was like a zombie invasion too.

I even went through the dreaded bra & knicker section just to avoid them.

Double TA

mfceiling · 16-09-2017 07:40PM

erica74 wrote: »

I was in Penneys on Mary Street earlier, Saturday afternoon, people everywhere. I was walking around taking in the clothes, trying to navigate my way around all the people and buggies and feral children and ignorant people gabbing, standing in the way. Next thing I know, I felt 2 hands around my lower leg and I nearly fell over, the only thing that stopped me falling over was my husband grabbing my arm.
I look down and there's 2 kids lying on the floor in between shelves of clothes, just entertaining themselves by trying to trip people over. I looked around for the adult in charge of them and couldn't spot anyone.
I said to the little fucker "you shouldn't do that, you could really hurt someone" and he told me to "fuck off you ugly cunt". My jaw hit the floor and is now permanently stuck that way, I couldn't believe it it!
Next thing his mother appears and acts like it's totally normal to find her children up to this shit. She said "come on, we're going". I said to her "your son was tripping people up as they were walking by, he could really hurt someone" and she said "that's your fucking problem, not mine". I am not joking you, I don't think my jaw is ever going to return to it's proper position.

Foot on to the throat...ah jaysus I didn't see him there.

TA.... I'm waiting to go straight on tonight and the lane beside is right turn only. I'm back from the car in front as there's a yellow box. 2 fcuk bags in a golf drive the entire way up the right and then cut across the front of me and sit in the yellow box.

Fffffffuuuuuuuçcccccccckkkkkkkkkk

Bredabe · 16-09-2017 07:41PM

erica74 wrote: »

I was in Penneys on Mary Street earlier, Saturday afternoon, people everywhere. I was walking around taking in the clothes, trying to navigate my way around all the people and buggies and feral children and ignorant people gabbing, standing in the way. Next thing I know, I felt 2 hands around my lower leg and I nearly fell over, the only thing that stopped me falling over was my husband grabbing my arm.
I look down and there's 2 kids lying on the floor in between shelves of clothes, just entertaining themselves by trying to trip people over. I looked around for the adult in charge of them and couldn't spot anyone.
I said to the little fucker "you shouldn't do that, you could really hurt someone" and he told me to "fuck off you ugly cunt". My jaw hit the floor and is now permanently stuck that way, I couldn't believe it it!
Next thing his mother appears and acts like it's totally normal to find her children up to this shit. She said "come on, we're going". I said to her "your son was tripping people up as they were walking by, he could really hurt someone" and she said "that's your fucking problem, not mine". I am not joking you, I don't think my jaw is ever going to return to it's proper position.

Had a similar experience in the fish dept in then Super quin, stepped backward from the counter and fell back, hitting my head off the tiled floor. The toddler was a safe distance from me when I looked up, previously unseen mum comes flying out of the off licence and screamed at me (still on the floor, figuring out how I got there and doing a static body check) that I could have hurt her child and what was I thinking, what a horrible selfish so and so I was. Management insisted on calling an ambulance and previously unseen dad insists that boy chick is checked out first. Mmm, that would be the child running around dragging stock off the shelves and laughing. Not a single query from either as to how I was.

TA, people still think that hands on parenting is optional.

foxy farmer · 16-09-2017 07:43PM

erica74 wrote: »

I look down and there's 2 kids lying on the floor in between shelves of clothes, just entertaining themselves by trying to trip people.
and he told me to "fuck off you ugly cunt". My jaw hit the floor and is now permanently stuck that way, I couldn't believe it it!
Next thing his mother appears and acts like it's totally normal to find her children up to this shit. She said "come on, we're going". I said to her "your son was tripping people up as they were walking by, he could really hurt someone" and she said "that's your fucking problem, not mine". I am not joking you, I don't think my jaw is ever going to return to it's proper position.

One word- Breeding.
Briseann an dúchais tri shúile an chat.
Translation: Breeding will break out in the eyes of a cat.

MuffinTop86 · 16-09-2017 09:02PM

Jesus! Can't believe what I'm reading.
It only happened to me once that a mother retaliated when her brat was in the wrong.
I said the only place that child is going is mountjoy.
It shut her up anyway.

Widdershins · 16-09-2017 10:19PM

Female friend running herself down constantly. Saying how much of a klutz she is, what her latest daily mishap was, on and on. Also a hypochondriac. Never saw a small rat. She can't have a headache, it has to be a suicide headache. She's trying to get diagnosed with Misophonia. Everyone else is ok with disliking the noise of someone slurping soup.

TA that I can't drive if I take my pain medication which I have to take if I want to function. Now my ex boyfriend has turned into a jealous idiot and won't give me a lift anywhere. I've done a LOT for him. He's running around after his friends every other day.

DrumSteve · 17-09-2017 09:00AM

Widdershins wrote: »

Female friend running herself down constantly. Saying how much of a klutz she is, what her latest daily mishap was, on and on. Also a hypochondriac. Never saw a small rat. She can't have a headache, it has to be a suicide headache. She's trying to get diagnosed with Misophonia. Everyone else is ok with disliking the noise of someone slurping soup.

TA that I can't drive if I take my pain medication which I have to take if I want to function. Now my ex boyfriend has turned into a jealous idiot and won't give me a lift anywhere. I've done a LOT for him. He's running around after his friends every other day.

But he's your ex? Why would he drive you around?

Also - I drive the M50 every day and tbh that's worth a thread of annoying things on its own.

Widdershins · 17-09-2017 09:47AM

DrumSteve wrote: »

But he's your ex? Why would he drive you around?

Also - I drive the M50 every day and tbh that's worth a thread of annoying things on its own.

Because we live together and have a system of doing small favours to help each other out particularly when the other person is stuck like I currently am. Obviously had he other plans I wouldn't have asked. There is no other transport around here.

Why wouldn't he? Jees.

PuppyMcPupFace · 17-09-2017 10:07AM

Just back from Tesco.

Little brat comes up to me at the ice cream freezers and goes "my mommy says if I eat ice cream ill get fat like you".

So, head whips up to see someone who looks proudly at son and goes "Fletcher darling leave the lady alone. She can eat what she wants".

What ****ing right do these wagons have to use me or anyone else as some of life lesson ????

Bloody cheek!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 17-09-2017 10:40AM

Widdershins wrote: »

Because we live together and have a system of doing small favours to help each other out particularly when the other person is stuck like I currently am. Obviously had he other plans I wouldn't have asked. There is no other transport around here.

Why wouldn't he? Jees.

That's pretty sound of him, I'd run my ex over before doing him a favour. Still though, it's pretty sound of him to drive you around still

My TA waking up multiple times during the night because of heartburn.
Was in a fuming mood in dunnes yesterday so raced around in a hurry so didntvgsve time to look at the treats etc so this weeks shopping is basic af.
Autocorrect on my phone not listening when I don't want to correct a word and correcting it anyway

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 17-09-2017 10:41AM

PuppyMcPupFace wrote: »

Just back from Tesco.

Little brat comes up to me at the ice cream freezers and goes "my mommy says if I eat ice cream ill get fat like you".

So, head whips up to see someone who looks proudly at son and goes "Fletcher darling leave the lady alone. She can eat what she wants".

What ****ing right do these wagons have to use me or anyone else as some of life lesson ????

Bloody cheek!

"Santas not real"

eisenberg1 · 17-09-2017 11:29AM

PuppyMcPupFace wrote: »

Just back from Tesco.

Little brat comes up to me at the ice cream freezers and goes "my mommy says if I eat ice cream ill get fat like you".

So, head whips up to see someone who looks proudly at son and goes "Fletcher darling leave the lady alone. She can eat what she wants".

What ****ing right do these wagons have to use me or anyone else as some of life lesson ????

Bloody cheek!

"Your Ma rode the postman, the man at home is not your real Da"

Widdershins · 17-09-2017 12:06PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

That's pretty sound of him, I'd run my ex over before doing him a favour. Still though, it's pretty sound of him to drive you around still

My TA waking up multiple times during the night because of heartburn.
Was in a fuming mood in dunnes yesterday so raced around in a hurry so didntvgsve time to look at the treats etc so this weeks shopping is basic af.
Autocorrect on my phone not listening when I don't want to correct a word and correcting it anyway

As I said, I also do him favours. It's not unusual for friends to do so. Especially when you live together and the one of you who can't drive had major surgery weeks ago. It'd be pretty cunt1sh not to. He's not like that, hence my TA.

Widdershins · 17-09-2017 01:34PM

GPs who prescribe antibiotics for viral infections like the flu. Or the patients/ patients parents who bully them into it.

My conspiracy-loving friend spamming his 13 year old daughter's Facebook with mad nonsense about mystical numbers and dates and 9/11.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 17-09-2017 01:44PM

TA my birthdays approaching. Last one of my 20s. Feel sick thinking about it

tomwaterford · 17-09-2017 01:51PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

TA my birthdays approaching. Last one of my 20s. Feel sick thinking about it

It's ok
http://touch.boards.ie/forum/1480

TA. ...I'm sick from last night....getting old sucks

maudgonner · 17-09-2017 02:14PM

Power cut. In Mayo. An hour before the All Ireland final! Not trivial!!! :mad:

s4uv3 · 17-09-2017 02:16PM

Woke up feeling like my forehead was about to split open and with about as much energy as a soggy ricecake.
And I haven't even drank in months

LadyMacBeth_ · 17-09-2017 03:37PM

My back is killing me from shopping

northgirl · 17-09-2017 04:30PM

Smoke alarm coming on intermittently for no apparent reason. Been in the house a week. Hope it doesn't go off during the night.

Rubberlegs · 17-09-2017 04:40PM

northgirl wrote: »

Smoke alarm coming on intermittently for no apparent reason. Been in the house a week. Hope it doesn't go off during the night.

Think it does that when batteries are on the way out, might be worth changing them to see.

TA, didn't cook for the last two evenings, won't get away with it for a third

Savage Tyrant · 17-09-2017 05:19PM

Hangover from hell today... I only drink about 3/4 times a year. And this is why.
My beard hurts, my hair is sore and I have a pain in my life. If I had the money I'd pay a hitman to put me out of my misery.

LadyMacBeth_ · 17-09-2017 05:25PM

Someone just told me that I am more attractive since I turned 30. I just turned 29 in July!!!

New Home · 17-09-2017 05:26PM

Well, in fairness you don't look a day older than 57....

LadyMacBeth_ · 17-09-2017 05:26PM

New Home wrote: »

Well, in fairness you don't look a day older than 57....

You just made the list.

New Home · 17-09-2017 05:28PM

CWISTHMATH? FANK YUUUU!!

5rtytry56 · 17-09-2017 05:30PM

Ewe Welkom New Home I

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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