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maudgonner · 14-09-2017 07:53PM

I don't think there are many things as disgusting as chicken in a can:

With an honorable mention to breakfast in a can:

ednwireland · 14-09-2017 08:09PM

longshanks wrote: »

Micro beads in shower gel.

micro beads in anything more like

Kat1170 · 14-09-2017 08:23PM

Ironing water is actually for people in hard water areas, the lime blocks up steam irons.

At least that was it's original purpose.

heroics · 14-09-2017 11:12PM

Ipso wrote: »

Is Java and Musk still on the go?

Apparently java was discontinued in 2002 and musk seems to be back as iced musk. Not sure if it smells the same though. Jesus I spent too much time googling lynx.

heroics · 14-09-2017 11:19PM

Panadol for women/period pain. Same as panadol extra but in a pink packet and about 10%extra

https://www.chemistdirect.co.uk/panadol-period-pain/prd-3i2g

https://www.chemistdirect.co.uk/panadol-extra-advance-tablets-compack/prd-gu4

Atlantic Dawn · 14-09-2017 11:21PM

Those trolley keys that you can insert and remove in shopping trolleys allowing you to ditch the trolley anywhere in the car park because you are a lazy selfish bollickeen. There should be the same fine as having a stun gun for anyone found with one in their possession.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckjMQnGy_tE

fryup · 14-09-2017 11:21PM

vibrators ?

it should be the man's job to pleasure a woman, not some battery operated device

JimmyMcGill · 14-09-2017 11:24PM

fryup wrote: »

vibrators ?

it should be the man's job to pleasure a woman, not some battery operated device

Every lesbian couple should keep a male gigolo in the wardrobe.

Capt'n Midnight · 15-09-2017 12:27AM

Widdershins wrote: »

Pre prepared and plastic wrapped fruit and vegetables except maybe for people with disabilities like arthritis that make it hard to use their hands.

You'll love Juicero

$400 juicer.
It only works with special overpriced "magic" capsules of fruit slices, as long as they aren't past the expiry date. If they are you can squeeze them by hand instead. :rolleyes:

Actually pretty much any Internet of Things device can die a death.
Stuff that only works if it can connect to, and share everything , with their servers.
Stuff that can be bricked or disabled remotely, like locks.
Cameras that have hard coded back doors and admin passwords.
Remember when it comes to IoT , the S stands for security.
Anything with voice recognition that uses a remote server.

metaoblivia · 15-09-2017 12:31AM

Baconnaise

Capt'n Midnight · 15-09-2017 12:39AM

jacksie66 wrote: »

Phones without headphone jacks. The likes of apple, Motorola and HTC. Taking away features yet charging you more.

Bluetooth lag makes these devices unusable for video.

The reduced size version of a 19th century telephone switchboard plug doesn't have this problem.

_Whimsical_ · 15-09-2017 04:02AM

96 hour deodorant. Why does this exist?

Those scents you can add to your laundry to keep your clothes smelling fresh (and for "fresh" read "like cheap bathroom air freshener") for up to 6 weeks.
This smell has taken over from perfume etc among people I know. It wafts in the door before they do and hangs after they leave.

Also all the airfresheners out there. The things that you plug in that will automatically spray every 20 minutes in your house.
Because we aren't breathing in enough pollutants outside we have to introduce a thick chemical haze to the air indoors.

whisky_galore · 15-09-2017 08:58AM

Guinness Light.

razorblunt · 15-09-2017 09:53AM

heroics wrote: »

Apparently java was discontinued in 2002 and musk seems to be back as iced musk. Not sure if it smells the same though. Jesus I spent too much time googling lynx.

There's a new Right Guard on the market for Anti-Perspirant, the tall cans (the Red one is a beaut by the way) it's got the purple cover. I'm pretty sure it's a repacked old Lynx scent, possibly Atlantis or Apollo, I can't recall which.

4068ac1elhodqr · 15-09-2017 12:35PM

Ever feel like stretching your toes?
Well now you can (not that you couldn't just wiggle them, before this was invented).
Few hundred spambots folks seem to like it anyway.

ednwireland · 15-09-2017 12:38PM

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Those trolley keys that you can insert and remove in shopping trolleys allowing you to ditch the trolley anywhere in the car park because you are a lazy selfish bollickeen. There should be the same fine as having a stun gun for anyone found with one in their possession.

Oops guess what I have ......

ednwireland · 15-09-2017 12:38PM

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Those trolley keys that you can insert and remove in shopping trolleys allowing you to ditch the trolley anywhere in the car park because you are a lazy selfish bollickeen. There should be the same fine as having a stun gun for anyone found with one in their possession.

Oops guess what I have ......

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