Products that shouldn't exist.

hank scorpio89 · 13-09-2017 12:20AM #1

So I was in the shops earlier and I seen those VIPOO Sprays they advertise on the tellybox.got me thinking who buys this Sh*t(pun intended)if you blow the jax Out of it open a window.I've never thought if only there was such a product for this exact event.any other products you just don't get ??

Hellywelly · 13-09-2017 12:23AM

All those strange excerise machines from the middle of the night shopping channels.
Though i am tempted to buy each and every one of them when I see them !

tomwaterford · 13-09-2017 12:24AM

Cycling Lycra for massively overweight people.....even at my best shape I wouldn't wear it

Baron Kurtz · 13-09-2017 12:25AM

hank scorpio89 wrote: »

So I was in the shops earlier and I seen those VIPOO Sprays they advertise on the tellybox.got me thinking who buys this Sh*t(pun intended)if you blow the jax Out of it open a window.I've never thought if only there was such a product for this exact event.any other products you just don't get ??

Devil's Dumplings. For an ad to get that in is hilarious.

Karangue · 13-09-2017 12:29AM

Lidl and Aldi specials.

hank scorpio89 · 13-09-2017 12:34AM

Baron Kurtz wrote: »

Devil's Dumplings. For an ad to get that in is hilarious.

OK I'll give the ad that much haha but the product seriously ðŸ˜£

A Battered Mars Bar · 13-09-2017 12:44AM

Thread title should be Product's that shouldn't exist but do

For clarity

gumbo1 · 13-09-2017 12:47AM

A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

Thread title should be Product's that shouldn't exist but do

For clarity

Products that shouldn't exist, like a battered Mars bar?

hank scorpio89 · 13-09-2017 12:52AM

A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

Thread title should be Product's that shouldn't exist but do

For clarity

I think people are smart enough to figure it out.

Irish Guitarist · 13-09-2017 01:08AM

RustyNut · 13-09-2017 01:10AM

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

There's one born every minute.

Junkyard Tom · 13-09-2017 01:36AM

Dehydrated water (just add water).

Owldshtok · 13-09-2017 02:12AM

Craft beer,multiple gin brands that suddenly came on the market at the same time and gourmet burgers.

Surreptitious · 13-09-2017 02:15AM

Robsweezie · 13-09-2017 02:23AM

Boneless pizza

4068ac1elhodqr · 13-09-2017 02:28AM

Synthetic liquid sprays for people with dry eyes, it's even recommended to be sprayed upon closed eyelids.

Makes you wonder how ever did the medieval blacksmith manage to tend the furnaces and hot anvil back in the olden times without the aid of big pharma. So too the countless dry, hot bakery staff not to mention desert nomads wading their 125cc camels in 50oC sandstorms.

Here's an idea: blink every once in a while between taking selfies.

KKkitty · 13-09-2017 02:51AM

Selfie sticks. Never had one and don't intend to buy one either.

kneemos · 13-09-2017 04:49AM

hank scorpio89 wrote: »

So I was in the shops earlier and I seen those VIPOO Sprays they advertise on the tellybox.got me thinking who buys this Sh*t(pun intended)if you blow the jax Out of it open a window.I've never thought if only there was such a product for this exact event.any other products you just don't get ??

Lynx Africa,that'll mask anything.

Jim Bob Scratcher · 13-09-2017 05:07AM

McGraths teabags

murphyebass · 13-09-2017 06:33AM

kneemos wrote: »

Lynx Africa,that'll mask anything.

Jaysus Lynx Africa. Now there's a blast from the past. It must 15 or 20 years since I last heard tell of Lynx Africa. It had some waft off it.

murphyebass · 13-09-2017 06:36AM

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

McGraths teabags

Now that's not in keeping with the thread.

It'd be a shame for this to turn in to products I don't like but others do.

Like beard trimmers. Have a proper shave ya hippy.

Mod/op rename it "pointless products that shouldn't exist but do. "

The water one is a good example early on of how this thread should go imo

Colonel Claptrap · 13-09-2017 07:31AM

Pre-NCT tests.

neonsofa · 13-09-2017 07:45AM

Raegan Fit Rubbish wrote: »

Synthetic liquid sprays for people with dry eyes, it's even recommended to be sprayed upon closed eyelids.

Makes you wonder how ever did the medieval blacksmith manage to tend the furnaces and hot anvil back in the olden times without the aid of big pharma. So too the countless dry, hot bakery staff not to mention desert nomads wading their 125cc camels in 50oC sandstorms.

Here's an idea: blink every once in a while between taking selfies.

Are you saying that dry eye is a symptom of just not blinking enough? Which is somehow linked to taking selfies??

Your Face · 13-09-2017 08:02AM

Own brand instant coffee.

Mr.Crinklewood · 13-09-2017 08:04AM

Golfing umbrellas.

osarusan · 13-09-2017 09:15AM

Banana slicer. More expensive and more time-consuming than just using a knife.

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Widdershins · 13-09-2017 09:21AM

Pre prepared and plastic wrapped fruit and vegetables except maybe for people with disabilities like arthritis that make it hard to use their hands.

That toilet fragrance is the biggest load of horsesh1t I've heard of. Open a window and look at your diet if it's that bad.

Also machines to compost your kitchen waste. It doesn't require a fancy machine. If you want to speed it up, get some worms from the ground and they'll do it for you.

Coffee in plastic pods. Disposable sanitary products and nappies, except as an emergency measure or for people with unusual demands on their time and energy. You wash all of your clothes, they can be washed in a normal wash. Just pre soak. I get that it's nice to have a labour saving thing but people are paying a fortune for gyms after paying a fortune to save them physical effort at home. And look at the state of the planet after all the nappies and sanitary products. Yuck...

sbsquarepants · 13-09-2017 09:25AM

Hands free soap dispensers - "never touch a germy soap pump again!"

Who gives a toss how "germy" it is, you're washing your hands literally within a second!

Captain Slow IRL · 13-09-2017 09:27AM

The Kardashians.

razorblunt · 13-09-2017 09:29AM

Women's razors.

They're just razors, do they still charge the poor lasses a premium for them?

LirW · 13-09-2017 09:34AM

Loads of baby products that have the target group of first time parents that don't know better.
I don't know how many things I bought with my first one that were such a waste of space and money.
The leader imo would be the 3-in-1 travel set. I know plenty of people that just change the thing within the first year for a small buggy that's so much cheaper and lighter. I'm guilty of that myself, I got one for the second one and changed it when she was 4 months old to some cheap buggy that reclines completely. I can operate that one easily with one hand because it's light enough.

Products that shouldn't exist.

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