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Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    I got a notification yesterday that a package has been delivered. No sign of it.

    Turns out the postie left it in with my neighbours.
    And the neighbours have since left on holiday.

    Waiting for good things is a big fckin TA.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    My boss had a go at me at work on Friday (the thing that happened wasn't my fault). Then I got sick over the weekend had to go to the doctor, am out for the week and now the boss probably thinks I'm sulking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,722 ✭✭✭Iseedeadpixels


    Apparently I'm a mind reader now, the things you learn :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    I let myself get so hungry that now I can't get full >.<


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Sitting on the bus and I caught sight of a freckle on my arm with the bloody largest hair coming out from it. All I can think about is getting home and the satisfaction of plucking the bugger from my arm. Examining myself now to see can I see more. I've also been walking around most of the day with headphones in that aren't even working. Just in case someone takes a notion to ask me a question or try and speak to me, they'll assume I can't hear them.
    Not today people.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    anna080 wrote: »
    Sitting on the bus and I caught sight of a freckle on my arm with the bloody largest hair coming out from it. All I can think about is getting home and the satisfaction of plucking the bugger from my arm. Examining myself now to see can I see more. I've also been walking around most of the day with headphones in that aren't even working. Just in case someone takes a notion to ask me a question or try and speak to me, they'll assume I can't hear them.
    Not today people.

    This is the absolute embodiment of the spirit of the TA thread subscribers. I love it.

    TA that my boss is such a high achiever that nothing I do will ever be good enough.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,826 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    After a particularly tough rig class in the gym the other day, the backs of my thighs are absolutely aching, as are my triceps and my glutes.
    I woke up this morning and it took ages to get dressed.
    Out shopping, my laces on my shoes came loose and opened FOUR TIMES, meaning bending down to re-tie them was agony for me and my poor thighs
    I really wanted to ask someone to tie them for me but I remembered I wasn't five years old/weird.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    My right foot must be deformed. I never get more than 12 months out of a pair of wellies. Every time it's the right one that leaks and always in the same place. Anyone with sound size 9 right leg wellingtons thrown away?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    TA'd that I don't know what to do with myself. Wondering if I should go back to work or if my health is up to it, but then thinking I will just go nuts if I'm not doing anything at all. I don't particularly like my job either and it stresses me out. Do I look for another job? Do I go back? I was thinking that I'd like to go back to college, I have an Arts degree but I'd love to do psychology or anthropology. I was looking at Open University courses and ones in UCC yesterday, psychology has 4 places only for mature students and I have to sit some sort of test first, anthropology can only be studied in Maynooth and I also have the issue of few places and I don't have the money for it either. The OU courses were a total of 17 grand :eek: I don't want to get into debt in case I'm too unwell to work and can't pay it off. The missus is looking for a new job and she is looking around the country and she applied for a job in the UK too so I don't even know where I will be soon enough. Everything is all up in the air and now I am feeling better and getting bored.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    TA I'm a surly sarcastic bitch 80% of the time and the other 20% I am drunk. When I'm drunk I'm lovely, I'm nice to people I smile at people and I'm not angry. That should be a TH but it bugs me a little bit that I'm so different.
    It reminds me of a drunk call I made to a friend I was upset with during the summer

    "I'm very angry with you I don't think we should be friends you make me sad. How's work though? You in good form? How you been keeping? I'm glad you're happy, any holidays planned?? But yeah like I was saying I'm so mad at you"

    And I was, I was fuming. But just that's me when I'm knee deep in vodka.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Clara B wrote: »

    People who put nearly empty things back in fridge

    People who put empty things back in the fridge like and empty milk carton. Gobsh!tes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Bitches Be Trypsin


    TA'd that I don't know what to do with myself. Wondering if I should go back to work or if my health is up to it, but then thinking I will just go nuts if I'm not doing anything at all. I don't particularly like my job either and it stresses me out. Do I look for another job? Do I go back? I was thinking that I'd like to go back to college, I have an Arts degree but I'd love to do psychology or anthropology. I was looking at Open University courses and ones in UCC yesterday, psychology has 4 places only for mature students and I have to sit some sort of test first, anthropology can only be studied in Maynooth and I also have the issue of few places and I don't have the money for it either. The OU courses were a total of 17 grand :eek: I don't want to get into debt in case I'm too unwell to work and can't pay it off. The missus is looking for a new job and she is looking around the country and she applied for a job in the UK too so I don't even know where I will be soon enough. Everything is all up in the air and now I am feeling better and getting bored.

    You might be entitled to BTEA to do something in UCC :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    TA That I have to imagine the warmth around me from the fire is someone's arms. Dealing with snotty ex this evening made me miss boyfriend. Ex does not do physical affection or even friendliness.With me....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,434 ✭✭✭northgirl


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    People who put empty things back in the fridge like and empty milk carton. Gobsh!tes.

    Also people who don't remove items from fridge that are gone off and stink it out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭selous


    Someone that wipes a snot on the electronic button to open the door to exit a place, you total and utter........(fill in your own word)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    It was when doing algebra homework that I discovered my "2" and my "z" look very similar.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    You might be entitled to BTEA to do something in UCC :)

    That is a great idea, thank you! I will look into that :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Shpudnik wrote: »
    It was when doing algebra homework that I discovered my "2" and my "z" look very similar.
    Struggles. My vs and rs look the same, my w and m's do too. TA unable to read your own writing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭TrustedApple


    The cold mornings waiting for the bus !!!!.

    It's not even the end of September and the big heavy jackets have all ready came into play !!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    fussyonion wrote: »
    After a particularly tough rig class in the gym the other day, the backs of my thighs are absolutely aching, as are my triceps and my glutes.
    I woke up this morning and it took ages to get dressed.
    Out shopping, my laces on my shoes came loose and opened FOUR TIMES, meaning bending down to re-tie them was agony for me and my poor thighs
    I really wanted to ask someone to tie them for me but I remembered I wasn't five years old/weird.

    Your, eh, hamstrings?

    Sorry, that was TA'ing me.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,722 ✭✭✭Iseedeadpixels


    In such a bad humour now due to work....should really stay off boards before I get a ban.


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I really wish Facebook would stop changing their advertising section. It's getting awful confusing now. Just as I get used to the new layout, they introduce new stuff.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    More than TA is the tendency of (many) people to follow Prince George in the media and literally replicate his outfits etc for their own kids. He is spotted wearing something - it sells out. It is more than a little creepy a. to be watching that closely and b. to want your own child to be some kind of Prince George dress-up doll. The latest? A run on puy lentils as they are served at his new school and parents are rushing out to feed them to their sprogs. It is creepy any pathetic in equal measure! :mad:


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Struggles. My vs and rs look the same, my w and m's do too. TA unable to read your own writing

    Are you sure you are not a doctor?

    I think after fighting against a cold for the past few weeks, I'm just going to have to give in and let it take ahold of me.
    But I'm obviously going to wait until Monday to let that happen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Are you sure you are not a doctor?

    I think after fighting against a cold for the past few weeks, I'm just going to have to give in and let it take ahold of me.
    But I'm obviously going to wait until Monday to let that happen.

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    Mars bars for all!! It's a Drs order!!

    My TA: my little dog did something so naughty today that I actually feel sick to my stomach thinking about it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,722 ✭✭✭Iseedeadpixels


    TA'd at that m that looks like a w :D


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


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    Mars bars for all!! It's a Drs order!!

    My TA: my little dog did something so naughty today that I actually feel sick to my stomach thinking about it

    It looks like you kind of gave up when writing 'Wash Basin'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    That is a great idea, thank you! I will look into that :)
    You have to be on a social welfare payment for 9 months to get BTEA.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Bitches Be Trypsin


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    You have to be on a social welfare payment for 9 months to get BTEA.

    There's something mature students can get if they are over 23 :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    TA'd that it's shark week and I have a date night with the missus tomorrow night.


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