Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

OldNotWIse · 11-09-2017 03:10PM

erica74 wrote: »

You are not being fucking serious!! A gender fucking reveal party!! Do these fucking morons realise nobody else cares about their baby as much as they do?! Literally fucking nobody!!

I fucking hate all this baby shower, gender reveal, 3 day wedding, 10 bridesmaids and groomsmen absolute fucking SHITE that has filtered over here from America.
People are obsessed with making huge deals out of themselves and their celebrations. They need to realise, nobody cares.

Yup. I mean, I get it that a baby really is a blessing. I want kids one day and I am the first to ooh and aah when I see a tiny baby and all that, but like, you are NOT the first person to have done this! It's as if they have done something miraculous like split the atom or won a Nobel prize. No, you let him shoot his beans up your muff! :pac:

I'm going to have a bowel evacuation party the next time I avail of the madras at the local takeaway. I shall leave the gender as a surprise though.

Winterlong · 11-09-2017 03:13PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

No, you let him shoot his beans up your muff! :pac:

You make it sound so romantic! :pac:

Savage Tyrant · 11-09-2017 03:16PM

It's all well and good to assume the gender during pregnancy ... maybe the child will grow up and identify as a helicopter...

New Home · 11-09-2017 03:19PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I'm going to have a bowel evacuation party the next time I avail of the madras at the local takeaway. I shall leave the gender as a surprise though.

Sorry but that sounds like a crappy party.

Deise Vu · 11-09-2017 04:53PM

I bought a bag of lawnfeed / weedkiller. The instructions are pretty simple: Chuck it on the lawn but don't use it if: You have just cut the grass, you are about to cut the grass, if it has rained recently or if it will rain shortly.

I've been looking at the bag in my shed for about 25 years now.

Harry Palmr · 11-09-2017 05:03PM

Deise Vu wrote: »

I bought a bag of lawnfeed / weedkiller. The instructions are pretty simple: Chuck it on the lawn but don't use it if: You have just cut the grass, you are about to cut the grass, if it has rained recently or if it will rain shortly.

I've been looking at the bag in my shed for about 25 years now.

You should have taken your chance in August 1995!

dresden8 · 11-09-2017 06:12PM

Mam of 4 wrote: »

TA'd that I can't thank this twice , as I've often thought the same thing .

Great coffee shop in town here that closes at half five , but have heard lots of people looking for a good place that stays open in the evenings , we're all missing out

Open one.

northgirl · 11-09-2017 06:13PM

People won't leave me alone today. I just want to eat something and watch TV. :mad:

dresden8 · 11-09-2017 06:14PM

northgirl wrote: »

Me too. It's all. Have you found a fella for yourself yet? Me: No. Them: Oh, you're just too picky. Me: (Internally) F*** Off & I shall be picky if I wish to be picky.

Just say "Unlike most people I'm not prepared to settle for any gob****e with a working mickey".

They won't know what to say to that.

erica74 · 11-09-2017 06:16PM

Winterlong wrote: »

You make it sound so romantic! :pac:

Our OldNotWIse is a poet.

retro:electro · 11-09-2017 06:16PM

dresden8 wrote: »

Open one.

Ah ya sure it's as easy as that :pac:

TA I've no tea bags and I've just showered and don't want to face the world again. Wonder can I bribe some young lad to go for me if I see one... or are those days over?!

Mam of 4 · 11-09-2017 06:31PM

dresden8 wrote: »

Open one.

Am TA that I never thought of doing that :rolleyes:

Also TA that I don't have the bank balance to do so either :pac:

northgirl · 11-09-2017 06:40PM

Nearly all the supermarkets now have Christmas stock of biscuits/sweets etc. M&S have Christmas cards, wrapping etc. etc. out. and in a very prominent location. It's one thing that it's out so early but another to put it right in your face the 2nd week of September.

erica74 · 11-09-2017 07:17PM

northgirl wrote: »

Nearly all the supermarkets now have Christmas stock of biscuits/sweets etc. M&S have Christmas cards, wrapping etc. etc. out. and in a very prominent location. It's one thing that it's out so early but another to put it right in your face the 2nd week of September.

Tesco have Christmas stuff in since last Friday!! The 8th of September!! It's a fucking disgrace. They've no Halloween stuff in yet but they have Christmas stuff. It's a fucking disgrace.

retro:electro · 11-09-2017 07:31PM

I can hear a fcuking beep and I don't know where it's coming fron

Robsweezie · 11-09-2017 07:59PM

anna080 wrote: »

I can hear a fcuking beep and I don't know where it's coming fron

tinnitus???

TA people on FB begging in those competitions to win iPhone or whatever, giving reasons why they should win when they werent asked to, as if they care or it'll make a difference.

retro:electro · 11-09-2017 08:00PM

Robsweezie wrote: »

tinnitus???

TA people on FB begging in those competitions to win iPhone or whatever, giving reasons why they should win when they werent asked to, as if they care or it'll make a difference.

Actually I think it's from poking and prodding my ear with a cotton bud after having a shower. Oops

CrowdedHouse · 11-09-2017 08:13PM

We're going to Westport for a few days break next week.

I was browsing Google maps in the general area and here I find the hotel with a marker on it showing the dates we're staying. I used a gmail address booking....some might say clever..I find it a weird TA

Cantona's Collars · 11-09-2017 08:17PM

Set up a new password for my email a while back and for the life of me couldn't remember it earlier when I needed it.Viola I now have another new password....again.
Also I kept putting off buying Sterling I needed and now Sterling has recovered slightly,it's not much but still a TA.

Surreptitious · 11-09-2017 08:28PM

There's literally a guy shouting in a very loud voice in my neighbour's place with the window wide open. I can hear every word he is saying. I actually think I live in a ghetto. Do people not realise that other folk live here too and have to work etc.

dan1895 · 11-09-2017 08:45PM

When a joke you saw ten years ago gets retweeted loads on Twitter.

osarusan · 11-09-2017 09:08PM

Youtube videos that have another video pop up in front of them for the last 10 seconds or so, with no way to get rid of the popup.

Samsgirl · 11-09-2017 09:13PM

When my day goes tits up at 9am and just gets worse.

erica74 · 11-09-2017 10:03PM

I had a bit of a rough day so I just had some chocolate. Now I want to eat the whole bar and all the other bars of chocolate in the world.

mikemac2 · 11-09-2017 11:18PM

Enter toilet cubicle, lift lid and see some godawful blockage that's near overflowing and would make you wretch

You swiftly jump out of that cubicle and find another

However somebody else or maybe the cleaner sees you leave the cubicle and if they enter now they think you're a durty fecker

I've been getting evil looks from the cleaner since this morning

He saw me leave the cubicle and he put it out of order with a sign. Mr cleaner, I swear I didn't block it!!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 11-09-2017 11:26PM

Sitting on the toilet when I see a spider the size of a tennis ball scuttle across the floor. I had nothing to hand to murder him with so I grabbed the plunger and tried suction him to death. I lift up the plunger to check status and he's gone, no sign of him, I think wtf maybe I didn't put the plunger on top of him and just as I swing the plunger he leaped out of it and landed at my feet. I think my heart stopped.

Why are they so big this year

foxy farmer · 12-09-2017 01:22AM

The reappearance of a serial rereg troll on boards.

FanadMan · 12-09-2017 04:01AM

Bloody electricity supply! Sitting working away at a computer and listening to some music, trying to relax and get tired. Lights flash a few times, house phone trills a few times and then darkness ï¿¼ Barely any breeze outside and no thunder or lightning. What the hell is wrong with the ESB or whatever the hell they are called now!

Edit - seemingly there is a "fault" at the local substation and not scheduled to be back on till 8:30AM.......no bother for the 1157 affected customers......GRRRR! And according to the ESB PowerCheck app, we are the only place in Ireland with no power.

Mega GRRRR - Radio Nova isn't working on the TuneIn app.....just looping ads and a couple of seconds of Dirty Laundry by The Eagles.

Widdershins · 12-09-2017 07:46AM

When you're fast sleep at long last and the fire alarm goes off in the hospital ward bathroom. It was a ward mate smoking in the bathroom.

Samsgirl · 12-09-2017 09:49AM

Al Porter presenting the Ian Dempsey show. As if driving an hour and a half work wasn't depressing enough.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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