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Gymnast date stuck in window retrieving poo

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  • #32
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    I don't understand why she didn't find a poking device and just knock it down off the ledge.


  • #33
    LordSutch
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    Canis Lupus wrote: »
    I don't understand why she didn't find a poking device and just knock it down off the ledge.

    Because the poo was trapped in a space between two windows, one inner, one outer!

    Think 'homemade' double glazing, with a six or eiight inch gap between the two windows, designed presumably as a 'fix' to stop cold air seeping in through the old Victorian window? I guess you can only open the top part?


  • #34
    Outlaw Pete
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    Wasn't this a scene in a movie sometime. Definitely triggers the ole deja vu circuits.

    In The Big Sick film recently the chick in it wanted to leave her new boyfriend's apartment to take a dump, so he waited outside while she done the deed instead, how romantic.


  • #35
    Joeseph Balls
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    MAJJ wrote: »
    About 20 years ago I remember a story from a limerick lad who claims a story similar except the non flushing poo was thrown out bathroom window onto a conservatory roof. He comes downstairs and sees all his girlfriends family stairing up at the sliding brown ufo. Always assumed it was a tall tale/urban myth but.

    No it was true, it was on A Scare at Bedtime with Podge and Rodge


  • #36
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    LordSutch wrote: »
    Because the poo was trapped in a space between two windows, one inner, one outer!

    Think 'homemade' double glazing, with a six or eiight inch gap between the two windows, designed presumably as a 'fix' to stop cold air seeping in through the old Victorian window? I guess you can only open the top part?

    Oh riiiiight, derp....


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  • #37
    Irish Guitarist
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    "We'd had a really nice evening," he said. "We'd had a meal at a well-known chicken restaurant, had a few beers and then gone back to mine for a bottle of wine and a film."

    Why doesn't he just mention Nandos by name? They might give him some money for promoting them.


  • #38
    Patser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,212 ✭✭✭Patser


    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    Why doesn't he just mention Nandos by name? They might give him some money for promoting them.

    Nandos! Makes your poo float!


    Hmm not that catchy


  • #39
    elefant
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    anna080 wrote: »
    Wonder was there a turd date?

    They'd need to get past number two first.


  • #40
    hairyslug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,561 ✭✭✭hairyslug


    LordSutch wrote: »
    OMG that's disgusting, can you imagine!

    ...not that it'd easy to take off cistern lids anymore, with their newfangled double flush screw-on push button (that stops you lifting off the lid).

    Poor girl :(

    I've heard of people doing this, I think it's called top loading


  • #41
    retro:electro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    elefant wrote: »
    They'd need to get past number two first.

    Sure it was love at first sh|te


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