Gymnast date stuck in window retrieving poo

Patser

So if you ever feel embarrassed about some thing that's happened in your past, just remember you'll never be as embarrassed as the young Girl in Bristol who was :

So embarrassed back at her date's house that her sh1t wouldn't flush, scooped it out instead...

Then threw it out the window, only to have it land on the window ledge.....

Of an unopening double glazed window, so had to confess to her date what had happened...

But volunteered to retrieve it as she was a gymnast, only to get completely stuck in the now poo-stinking space...

So the fire brigade had to be called but only after she was videoed in her state...

Which led to her date posting it online to raise money to repair the window damaged by a group of laughing firemen...

Which is now most viewed thing on BBC website..

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

Ipso

Let's all thank Al Gore for the internet.

Senna

The worst thing about this story is, she went out and told the date what had happened and THEN volunteered to climb down and pick up the turd.
After the initial conversation, you'd think she would have just left him to it.

AllGunsBlazing

Sounds like an episode of Seinfeld.

RobbingBandit

That's some Ralph Wiggum esque grammar there, you fail English that's unpossible,oh wait.

Toots

Ah well, sh*t happens.

alchemist33

Obviously a sh1t gymnast

matchthis

Now they could've had a slash between the two windows and maybe, just maybe, it might've floated to the top.

MAJJ

About 20 years ago I remember a story from a limerick lad who claims a story similar except the non flushing poo was thrown out bathroom window onto a conservatory roof. He comes downstairs and sees all his girlfriends family stairing up at the sliding brown ufo. Always assumed it was a tall tale/urban myth but.

Barry Badrinath

Pfft amateur.

Everyone knows you take it out and put it in the cistern.

Lesson learned.

shaunr68

The story reminded me of the song "Dan's Big Log" by the Macc Lads

http://www.macclads.co.uk/hectic_house/lyrics/lyrics_alpha/dans_b.html

Benjamin Buttons

Absolutely disgusting story but......fantastic thread title!

Patser

RobbingBandit wrote: »

That's some Ralph Wiggum esque grammar there, you fail English that's unpossible,oh wait.

It's a perfectly cromulent OP.

Bambi985

Why would someone A) do this, admit that they did it to their date and C) be OK getting their picture taken in this compromising position?

It's not funny, it's gross and disgusting and lacking in class and self-respect to a disturbing level. Fcuk people man.

retro:electro

Wonder was there a turd date?

MAJJ

MAJJ wrote: »

About 20 years ago I remember a story from a limerick lad who claims a story similar except the non flushing poo was thrown out bathroom window onto a conservatory roof. He comes downstairs and sees all his girlfriends family stairing up at the sliding brown ufo. Always assumed it was a tall tale/urban myth but.

An episode of scare at bedtime podge and rodge

Benjamin Buttons

Tabloid headline:

'Stuck In The Window With Poo'

osarusan

Why the hell are the BBC reporting on this? Leave this kind of stuff to the redtops FFS.

jelutong

Brown Tops?

Avatar MIA

Private school - annual bill £5,000
Ballet lessons - annual bill £3,000
Daughter seen on camera hanging out window trying to hide her poo - Priceless

LadyMacBeth_

First of all, what a weird thing to do, if it doesn't flush then just put some toilet paper on top and get out of there! Who flings their poo out of the window??

Second of all, the guy has gone on a second date with her since, if I were her I wouldn't be going on a second date with a guy who went public with that story and a photo (albeit non-identifying) of me so he can generate money to fix his window. Pay him back by all means but I'd kill him for giving an interview about it!! Mortifying :eek:

alberto67

"We'd had a really nice evening," he said. "We'd had a meal at a well-known chicken restaurant, had a few beers and then gone back to mine for a bottle of wine and a film." *damn poo, missed the ride*

cml387

I fail to see the log-ic in her actions.

Donald Trump

It appears that someone was watching old Podge and Rodge "Scare at Bedtime" videos

somefeen

Everyone knows you break it up with the toilet brush. If it can't broken up with the toilet brush an ample dose of bleach will dissolve it and you need to drink more water.

Hammer89

How did he get a gymnast?

vicwatson

Was her name Mary? cause there's something about Mary to this story

Greybottle

If you're going to grab your turd by the hand then instead of pulling it out * just push it down past the U-bend FFS.

(* I actually retched writing this)

AllGunsBlazing

Hammer89 wrote: »

How did he get a gymnast?

Yeah. How did he pull a short, stockily built girl who shi_ts big enough to break the toilet???

Guy:Incognito

What sort of weird double non opening window set up is going on in the guys house?

LordSutch

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Pfft amateur.

Everyone knows you take it out and put it in the cistern.

Lesson learned.

OMG that's disgusting, can you imagine!

...not that it'd easy to take off cistern lids anymore, with their newfangled double flush screw-on push button (that stops you lifting off the lid).

Poor girl

Canis Lupus

I don't understand why she didn't find a poking device and just knock it down off the ledge.

LordSutch

Canis Lupus wrote: »

I don't understand why she didn't find a poking device and just knock it down off the ledge.

Because the poo was trapped in a space between two windows, one inner, one outer!

Think 'homemade' double glazing, with a six or eiight inch gap between the two windows, designed presumably as a 'fix' to stop cold air seeping in through the old Victorian window? I guess you can only open the top part?

Outlaw Pete

Wasn't this a scene in a movie sometime. Definitely triggers the ole deja vu circuits.

In The Big Sick film recently the chick in it wanted to leave her new boyfriend's apartment to take a dump, so he waited outside while she done the deed instead, how romantic.

Joeseph Balls

MAJJ wrote: »

About 20 years ago I remember a story from a limerick lad who claims a story similar except the non flushing poo was thrown out bathroom window onto a conservatory roof. He comes downstairs and sees all his girlfriends family stairing up at the sliding brown ufo. Always assumed it was a tall tale/urban myth but.

No it was true, it was on A Scare at Bedtime with Podge and Rodge

Canis Lupus

LordSutch wrote: »

Because the poo was trapped in a space between two windows, one inner, one outer!

Think 'homemade' double glazing, with a six or eiight inch gap between the two windows, designed presumably as a 'fix' to stop cold air seeping in through the old Victorian window? I guess you can only open the top part?

Oh riiiiight, derp....

Irish Guitarist

"We'd had a really nice evening," he said. "We'd had a meal at a well-known chicken restaurant, had a few beers and then gone back to mine for a bottle of wine and a film."

Why doesn't he just mention Nandos by name? They might give him some money for promoting them.

Patser

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

Why doesn't he just mention Nandos by name? They might give him some money for promoting them.

Nandos! Makes your poo float!


Hmm not that catchy

elefant

anna080 wrote: »

Wonder was there a turd date?

They'd need to get past number two first.

hairyslug

LordSutch wrote: »

OMG that's disgusting, can you imagine!

...not that it'd easy to take off cistern lids anymore, with their newfangled double flush screw-on push button (that stops you lifting off the lid).

Poor girl

I've heard of people doing this, I think it's called top loading

retro:electro

elefant wrote: »

They'd need to get past number two first.

Sure it was love at first sh|te