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Gymnast date stuck in window retrieving poo

  • 06-09-2017 6:36pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,400 ✭✭✭Patser


    So if you ever feel embarrassed about some thing that's happened in your past, just remember you'll never be as embarrassed as the young Girl in Bristol who was :

    So embarrassed back at her date's house that her sh1t wouldn't flush, scooped it out instead...

    Then threw it out the window, only to have it land on the window ledge.....

    Of an unopening double glazed window, so had to confess to her date what had happened...

    But volunteered to retrieve it as she was a gymnast, only to get completely stuck in the now poo-stinking space...

    So the fire brigade had to be called but only after she was videoed in her state...

    Which led to her date posting it online to raise money to repair the window damaged by a group of laughing firemen...

    Which is now most viewed thing on BBC website..

    http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Let's all thank Al Gore for the internet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    The worst thing about this story is, she went out and told the date what had happened and THEN volunteered to climb down and pick up the turd.
    After the initial conversation, you'd think she would have just left him to it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,685 ✭✭✭AllGunsBlazing


    Sounds like an episode of Seinfeld.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,330 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    That's some Ralph Wiggum esque grammar there, you fail English that's unpossible,oh wait. :/


  • Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,978 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    Ah well, sh*t happens.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    Obviously a sh1t gymnast


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭matchthis


    Now they could've had a slash between the two windows and maybe, just maybe, it might've floated to the top.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,679 ✭✭✭MAJJ


    About 20 years ago I remember a story from a limerick lad who claims a story similar except the non flushing poo was thrown out bathroom window onto a conservatory roof. He comes downstairs and sees all his girlfriends family stairing up at the sliding brown ufo. Always assumed it was a tall tale/urban myth but.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Pfft amateur.

    Everyone knows you take it out and put it in the cistern.

    Lesson learned.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 555 ✭✭✭shaunr68


    The story reminded me of the song "Dan's Big Log" by the Macc Lads :D

    http://www.macclads.co.uk/hectic_house/lyrics/lyrics_alpha/dans_b.html


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭Benjamin Buttons


    Absolutely disgusting story but......fantastic thread title!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,400 ✭✭✭Patser


    That's some Ralph Wiggum esque grammar there, you fail English that's unpossible,oh wait. :/

    It's a perfectly cromulent OP.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,274 ✭✭✭Bambi985


    Why would someone A) do this, B) admit that they did it to their date and C) be OK getting their picture taken in this compromising position?

    It's not funny, it's gross and disgusting and lacking in class and self-respect to a disturbing level. Fcuk people man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Wonder was there a turd date?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭ Jason Steep Tail


    MAJJ wrote: »
    About 20 years ago I remember a story from a limerick lad who claims a story similar except the non flushing poo was thrown out bathroom window onto a conservatory roof. He comes downstairs and sees all his girlfriends family stairing up at the sliding brown ufo. Always assumed it was a tall tale/urban myth but.

    An episode of scare at bedtime podge and rodge


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭Benjamin Buttons


    Tabloid headline:

    'Stuck In The Window With Poo'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,779 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Why the hell are the BBC reporting on this? Leave this kind of stuff to the redtops FFS.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭jelutong


    Brown Tops?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Private school - annual bill £5,000
    Ballet lessons - annual bill £3,000
    Daughter seen on camera hanging out window trying to hide her poo - Priceless


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    First of all, what a weird thing to do, if it doesn't flush then just put some toilet paper on top and get out of there! Who flings their poo out of the window??

    Second of all, the guy has gone on a second date with her since, if I were her I wouldn't be going on a second date with a guy who went public with that story and a photo (albeit non-identifying) of me so he can generate money to fix his window. Pay him back by all means but I'd kill him for giving an interview about it!! Mortifying :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 196 ✭✭alberto67


    "We'd had a really nice evening," he said. "We'd had a meal at a well-known chicken restaurant, had a few beers and then gone back to mine for a bottle of wine and a film." *damn poo, missed the ride*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,764 ✭✭✭cml387


    I fail to see the log-ic in her actions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,327 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    It appears that someone was watching old Podge and Rodge "Scare at Bedtime" videos


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭somefeen


    Everyone knows you break it up with the toilet brush. If it can't broken up with the toilet brush an ample dose of bleach will dissolve it and you need to drink more water.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    How did he get a gymnast?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Was her name Mary? cause there's something about Mary to this story


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭Greybottle


    If you're going to grab your turd by the hand then instead of pulling it out * just push it down past the U-bend FFS.

    (* I actually retched writing this)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,685 ✭✭✭AllGunsBlazing


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    How did he get a gymnast?

    Yeah. How did he pull a short, stockily built girl who shi_ts big enough to break the toilet???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,244 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    What sort of weird double non opening window set up is going on in the guys house?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,076 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    Pfft amateur.

    Everyone knows you take it out and put it in the cistern.

    Lesson learned.

    OMG that's disgusting, can you imagine!

    ...not that it'd easy to take off cistern lids anymore, with their newfangled double flush screw-on push button (that stops you lifting off the lid).

    Poor girl :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    I don't understand why she didn't find a poking device and just knock it down off the ledge.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,076 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    I don't understand why she didn't find a poking device and just knock it down off the ledge.

    Because the poo was trapped in a space between two windows, one inner, one outer!

    Think 'homemade' double glazing, with a six or eiight inch gap between the two windows, designed presumably as a 'fix' to stop cold air seeping in through the old Victorian window? I guess you can only open the top part?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Wasn't this a scene in a movie sometime. Definitely triggers the ole deja vu circuits.

    In The Big Sick film recently the chick in it wanted to leave her new boyfriend's apartment to take a dump, so he waited outside while she done the deed instead, how romantic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭Joeseph Balls


    MAJJ wrote: »
    About 20 years ago I remember a story from a limerick lad who claims a story similar except the non flushing poo was thrown out bathroom window onto a conservatory roof. He comes downstairs and sees all his girlfriends family stairing up at the sliding brown ufo. Always assumed it was a tall tale/urban myth but.

    No it was true, it was on A Scare at Bedtime with Podge and Rodge


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    LordSutch wrote: »
    Because the poo was trapped in a space between two windows, one inner, one outer!

    Think 'homemade' double glazing, with a six or eiight inch gap between the two windows, designed presumably as a 'fix' to stop cold air seeping in through the old Victorian window? I guess you can only open the top part?

    Oh riiiiight, derp....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    "We'd had a really nice evening," he said. "We'd had a meal at a well-known chicken restaurant, had a few beers and then gone back to mine for a bottle of wine and a film."

    Why doesn't he just mention Nandos by name? They might give him some money for promoting them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,400 ✭✭✭Patser


    Why doesn't he just mention Nandos by name? They might give him some money for promoting them.

    Nandos! Makes your poo float!


    Hmm not that catchy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,674 ✭✭✭elefant


    anna080 wrote: »
    Wonder was there a turd date?

    They'd need to get past number two first.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,561 ✭✭✭hairyslug


    LordSutch wrote: »
    OMG that's disgusting, can you imagine!

    ...not that it'd easy to take off cistern lids anymore, with their newfangled double flush screw-on push button (that stops you lifting off the lid).

    Poor girl :(

    I've heard of people doing this, I think it's called top loading


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    elefant wrote: »
    They'd need to get past number two first.

    Sure it was love at first sh|te


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