Gymnast date stuck in window retrieving poo

Patser · 06-09-2017 07:36PM #1

So if you ever feel embarrassed about some thing that's happened in your past, just remember you'll never be as embarrassed as the young Girl in Bristol who was :

So embarrassed back at her date's house that her sh1t wouldn't flush, scooped it out instead...

Then threw it out the window, only to have it land on the window ledge.....

Of an unopening double glazed window, so had to confess to her date what had happened...

But volunteered to retrieve it as she was a gymnast, only to get completely stuck in the now poo-stinking space...

So the fire brigade had to be called but only after she was videoed in her state...

Which led to her date posting it online to raise money to repair the window damaged by a group of laughing firemen...

Which is now most viewed thing on BBC website..

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

Ipso · 06-09-2017 07:42PM

Let's all thank Al Gore for the internet.

Senna · 06-09-2017 07:45PM

The worst thing about this story is, she went out and told the date what had happened and THEN volunteered to climb down and pick up the turd.
After the initial conversation, you'd think she would have just left him to it.

AllGunsBlazing · 06-09-2017 07:47PM

Sounds like an episode of Seinfeld.

RobbingBandit · 06-09-2017 07:47PM

That's some Ralph Wiggum esque grammar there, you fail English that's unpossible,oh wait.

Toots · 06-09-2017 07:49PM

Ah well, sh*t happens.

alchemist33 · 06-09-2017 07:50PM

Obviously a sh1t gymnast

matchthis · 06-09-2017 07:50PM

Now they could've had a slash between the two windows and maybe, just maybe, it might've floated to the top.

MAJJ · 06-09-2017 07:53PM

About 20 years ago I remember a story from a limerick lad who claims a story similar except the non flushing poo was thrown out bathroom window onto a conservatory roof. He comes downstairs and sees all his girlfriends family stairing up at the sliding brown ufo. Always assumed it was a tall tale/urban myth but.

Barry Badrinath · 06-09-2017 07:55PM

Pfft amateur.

Everyone knows you take it out and put it in the cistern.

Lesson learned.

shaunr68 · 06-09-2017 07:59PM

The story reminded me of the song "Dan's Big Log" by the Macc Lads

http://www.macclads.co.uk/hectic_house/lyrics/lyrics_alpha/dans_b.html

Benjamin Buttons · 06-09-2017 08:01PM

Absolutely disgusting story but......fantastic thread title!

Patser · 06-09-2017 08:02PM

RobbingBandit wrote: »

That's some Ralph Wiggum esque grammar there, you fail English that's unpossible,oh wait.

It's a perfectly cromulent OP.

Bambi985 · 06-09-2017 08:09PM

Why would someone A) do this,

admit that they did it to their date and C) be OK getting their picture taken in this compromising position?

It's not funny, it's gross and disgusting and lacking in class and self-respect to a disturbing level. Fcuk people man.

retro:electro · 06-09-2017 08:14PM

Wonder was there a turd date?

06-09-2017 08:17PM

MAJJ wrote: »

About 20 years ago I remember a story from a limerick lad who claims a story similar except the non flushing poo was thrown out bathroom window onto a conservatory roof. He comes downstairs and sees all his girlfriends family stairing up at the sliding brown ufo. Always assumed it was a tall tale/urban myth but.

An episode of scare at bedtime podge and rodge

Benjamin Buttons · 06-09-2017 09:41PM

Tabloid headline:

'Stuck In The Window With Poo'

osarusan · 06-09-2017 09:47PM

Why the hell are the BBC reporting on this? Leave this kind of stuff to the redtops FFS.

jelutong · 06-09-2017 09:49PM

Brown Tops?

Avatar MIA · 06-09-2017 09:53PM

Private school - annual bill £5,000
Ballet lessons - annual bill £3,000
Daughter seen on camera hanging out window trying to hide her poo - Priceless

LadyMacBeth_ · 06-09-2017 09:54PM

First of all, what a weird thing to do, if it doesn't flush then just put some toilet paper on top and get out of there! Who flings their poo out of the window??

Second of all, the guy has gone on a second date with her since, if I were her I wouldn't be going on a second date with a guy who went public with that story and a photo (albeit non-identifying) of me so he can generate money to fix his window. Pay him back by all means but I'd kill him for giving an interview about it!! Mortifying :eek:

alberto67 · 06-09-2017 10:10PM

"We'd had a really nice evening," he said. "We'd had a meal at a well-known chicken restaurant, had a few beers and then gone back to mine for a bottle of wine and a film." *damn poo, missed the ride*

cml387 · 06-09-2017 10:21PM

I fail to see the log-ic in her actions.

Donald Trump · 06-09-2017 10:25PM

It appears that someone was watching old Podge and Rodge "Scare at Bedtime" videos

somefeen · 06-09-2017 10:27PM

Everyone knows you break it up with the toilet brush. If it can't broken up with the toilet brush an ample dose of bleach will dissolve it and you need to drink more water.

Hammer89 · 06-09-2017 10:36PM

How did he get a gymnast?

vicwatson · 06-09-2017 10:42PM

Was her name Mary? cause there's something about Mary to this story

Greybottle · 06-09-2017 10:45PM

If you're going to grab your turd by the hand then instead of pulling it out * just push it down past the U-bend FFS.

(* I actually retched writing this)

AllGunsBlazing · 06-09-2017 10:51PM

Hammer89 wrote: »

How did he get a gymnast?

Yeah. How did he pull a short, stockily built girl who shi_ts big enough to break the toilet???

Guy:Incognito · 07-09-2017 03:19AM

What sort of weird double non opening window set up is going on in the guys house?

LordSutch · 07-09-2017 06:56AM

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Pfft amateur.

Everyone knows you take it out and put it in the cistern.

Lesson learned.

OMG that's disgusting, can you imagine!

...not that it'd easy to take off cistern lids anymore, with their newfangled double flush screw-on push button (that stops you lifting off the lid).

Poor girl

Gymnast date stuck in window retrieving poo

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